
The Pretty Cannon Fodder Is a Frail, Delicate Darling
漂亮炮灰是病弱娇气包
by Lu Maomao (陆猫猫)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 326k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Completed works on my author page: Bound to a Forum System, the Canceled Comic Became a Masterpiece (no CP)
After NPCs Unlock the Player Panel (Boys' Love, bottom-focused)
[Reader comments are open. Come play, ouo!]
Blurb:
On the third day after awakening his succubus bloodline and being locked in a basement, Mia heard a voice in his head. It called itself the System.
The System told Mia that his world had been formed from a fusion of several novels that were never finished, and that he was a background extra destined to starve to death in the basement.
"Your mission is to win over the children of fate and earn their love. Then abandon them, so they see through worldly attachments, renounce love, and devote themselves wholeheartedly to pursuing power, thereby completing the world's incomplete rules."
"At the same time, your entire mission will be livestreamed to viewers in a higher dimension. Their ratings will determine whether you can escape your fate of death."
"As compensation, I can grant you one wish..."
Mia, his eyes red from crying and his soft silver hair falling beside his cheeks, choked out, "Could I have a little cake?"
**
Mia's first target was the cold, celibate Holy Son.
Clad in the holy robes of the Church of Light, the Holy Son opened the basement door and walked against the light, step by step toward the succubus with horns growing from his head.
Mia had heard since childhood that the Church of Light despised darkness and was dedicated to wiping out dark creatures. Tears in his eyes, he boldly clutched the Holy Son's robe hem. "I'll be good. Could you please not kill me? QAQ"
Watching tears slide down the cheek of the demon he had once hated most, the Holy Son said, as if in a trance, "All right. I won't kill you."
From then on, the Church of Light's Holy Son had a beautiful, pampered succubus by his side.
**
"Your second target is the hero who travels the continent."
Mia had been held in the Holy Son's arms while he confessed his love. He escaped the church and plunged into the hero's arms in the Misty Forest. But why did this hero look more and more like his older brother, who had run away from home despite having different parents and no blood relation or shared household registration?
Hero: "Wouldn't it be nice if it were always just you and me, together with your big brother?"
**
"Now it's time to win over the Demon King."
The Demon King, who had come from the Abyss into the human realm, abducted the hero's treasure.
Rubbing the succubus's moist, rosy lips, the Demon King said, "As the King of All Demons, it's my duty to teach you how to grow into a finer succubus..."
**
Following the System's directions, Mia won over and abandoned the Holy Son, the hero, the Demon King...
But then
"Wh-what do I do? They're here! QAQ"
Surrounded, Mia shrank into a corner and trembled.
The System, which should have been helping him escape his predicament, only chuckled. "Now, beg me."
**
At first, when viewers saw Mia, a newbie streamer who had nothing going for him but his face, with lowly bloodlines, almost no fighting ability, poor health, and a spoiled disposition, they said:
What's there to watch in a guy who's only pretty? Aren't the livestreams full of cool, badass types who kill 999 enemies with one slash way more fun?
Watching his stream is a waste of life!
But before long, the viewers were saying:
Huh? (Guiltily) Who's watching the cute little succubus baby? (Secretly hiding a 1 TB collection of Mia screenshots and photo albums.) It definitely isn't me. (Looking around and avoiding eye contact.)
They say they won't watch, but then camp in the livestream every day, shouting "Wifey Mia!" (Pointing fingers.) You tsundere viewers are so bad!
[Beautiful, sickly, spoiled bottom x sliced-up top. The top has many pieces, and each one is different.]
P.S. The top has more than four pieces.
Coming soon: Picking the Wrong Target While Cross-Dressing
Blurb:
Jiang Ci transmigrated. Just like in the opening of every cliched transmigration novel, he too got a System. It told him that he had to maintain the original owner's persona while winning over the child of fate and earning one hundred percent of his love. Only then could he return to reality.
However, before the garbage System could even display the target, it shut down after running out of energy.
That meant Jiang Ci had to figure out for himself who the child of fate was.
Jiang Ci, a surfing-the-web expert, was confident this would be no problem.
Black hair almost covering the eyes, head bowed low, a gloomy, timid expression, crisscrossing scars, and, his seat in the last row by the window, next to the trash.
There was no doubt. This was the dazzling child of fate, bullied edition.
Jiang Ci confidently headed over with a smile, walking toward the child of fate, walking...
Wait!
Why am I wearing a skirt?!
The cross-dressing expert is me.jpg
**
A transfer student arrived at Shengming Noble Academy. Adopted by a financial tycoon's family, the student was slender and beautiful, and everyone fawned over "her" as soon as she arrived. Everyone wanted to be friends with "her."
Yet the sparkling transfer student, who drew everyone's attention wherever "she" went, pointed at the despised corner in front of the whole class.
"I want to sit with him."
Xue Qiyuan sat in that corner.
Everyone said that Xue Qiyuan was the fake young master of a wealthy merchant's family. On the day his false identity was exposed and the real young master was welcomed home, he had pushed him in front of a speeding truck out of jealousy, leaving him permanently disabled in both legs.
Everyone hated him.
He hated himself, too, and hated the transfer student who smiled warmly and showed him care and affection even more.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate...
Love...
Love, love, love, love, love. I love you so much, so much.
"Xiao Ci, I only have you now. You'll never, ever hate me, and you'll never, ever leave me, right?"
He got the answer he wanted.
Like a dream.
**
Just as Jiang Ci finally maxed out Xue Qiyuan's affection and was waiting for the mission to finish, the System, missing for ages, finally came online.
But then, "Aaaah, Host, you've chosen the wrong target!"
Looking at Xue Qiyuan's "Big Villain" label and then at his attentive "Protagonist" stepbrother,
Jiang Ci: ?
He'd worked so hard, only to choose the wrong target. What did all his effort count for, then?!
System: Can I say it counts as hard work?
He was devastated. After firing off a string of threats, he ran away as fast as he could.
*
At a banquet, Jiang Ci was fawning over his stepbrother. The moment he turned around, someone drugged him and carried him off. When he opened his eyes again, Xue Qiyuan smiled terrifyingly and stroked his cheek, inch by inch.
"You're mine."
Jiang Ci: "..."
The sky was falling.
P.S. The bottom cross-dresses early in the story.
The Beauty Is Always Coveted [Quick Transmigration]
Blurb:
The day he won five million in the lottery, before he even had time to claim his prize, Qi Huan died.
Aaaah!
That was five million!
"Ding! Host's resentment level is excessive. Roleplaying System automatically bound."
"Earn enough points during your roleplaying missions, and the System can grant any wish."
For the sake of his five million, Qi Huan dutifully traveled through one world after another, playing his roles. But why was the vicious cannon fodder always being coveted...
[World One]
The faction goddess who wears skirts
He was a severe internet addict, estranged from his parents and living alone, withdrawn and sensitive, immersed in the online world all day. On one hand, he used his pretty face to cross-dress and bask in the adoration he received as the game's "faction goddess," scamming people out of equipment and points. On the other, he pretended to be a rich, beautiful influencer on livestreaming platforms to fleece wealthy men, raking in gifts and donations.
In the end, both his game and livestreaming scams were exposed. His reputation in tatters, he died unexpectedly and became a joke across the internet.
*
But why did his gaming-god roommate not only offer to boost his rank, but hand over all the money he made doing paid carries and say he'd support him?
Why did the assassin boss, who should have hunted him down hundreds of times in the wilderness until he quit the game, set off ninety-nine fireworks to show that he liked him?
Why did the top donor, an ATM that kept spitting out money, send a photo and ask to meet up, saying he wanted to be his dog?
And why was the neighbor's older brother, who hated him to the extreme, hugging him and calling him "Baby"?
Qi Huan couldn't figure out what had gone wrong.
[World Two]
The beautiful widow whose husband died
He was an unfaithful married man who flirted with his husband's childhood friend, thinking he was irresistible. Little did he know that the friend thought he was frivolous and treated him as a joke.
After her husband's death, Qi Huan quickly squandered the inheritance with his extravagant spending. Buried in debt, he went to the childhood friend for help, only to be given a scathing, sarcastic lecture and thrown out the door.
*
On the night he received news of his husband's death, the childhood friend, who should have mocked him for being promiscuous and hated him for his infidelity, held him tightly against the wind and snow. "From now on, let me take care of you in my dear friend's place, okay?"
His dead husband's twin brother, back from studying abroad, dyed his yellow hair black and stumbled into his room drunk in the middle of the night. "Can you really tell me apart from my big brother?"
The kind upperclassman who had always looked after him at school seemed eager to make a move...
Wait, his dead husband is back.
He isn't dead?!
[World Three]
The sect's universally disliked (and adored) member
He was the orphaned son of the Sect Master's old friend. Aside from his pretty face, he was useless in every way: spoiled, untalented, and unmotivated. The whole sect hated this useless young sect master who abused his power and stole other people's fiances.
Hated by everyone, he had his meridians shattered in a secret realm, became completely crippled, and eventually fell off a cliff.
*
The former servant returned as a dominant, overpowered hero. Instead of taking thirty years to turn the tables and severing his meridians with a sword, he presented him with countless rare treasures to nourish his body.
His rival, whose fiance he'd stolen, and that fiance, from the Sword Sect, became enemies and competed fiercely for his attention.
Qi Huan looked at his fair and upright senior brother with a relieved expression. At least you wouldn't... Wait, you thick-eyebrowed traitor, how did you switch sides too?!
[World Four]
A pretty blind boy who holds the team back when a global game descends
[World Five]
The traditional fiance despised by a young master who longs for freedom
Theme: Firm conviction can overcome any difficulty.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It was finally released. I hate that QAQ was originally trying to fool Xiaobao Chan. . . Just, you can figure it out for yourself orz
Remember to update a few more articles during the teacher's break, and treat it like feeding the chickens Gogogogogogo come on and feed me.
To be honest, I can still read many, many, many, many chapters [make me healthy]
Wife, don't let your mentality be affected [Rose] Isn't it just waiting? I do!!!!!
Not enough 😭 😭 so short 😭. Someone bring me the author's manuscript.
Can't you finish it for me in one day? 🥺🥺
Why did it stop here 😭 😭
"Salute." Catch a big bug for the author~ Li
After leaving, I have to come back and say, how come this setting is in Jinjiang!
Wow, I just saw this. Although it has passed, I wish the author a happy birthday!!!!