This novel is being revised in its entirety. Inconsistencies and bugs are to be expected.
First-year Dean is gobsmacked. The Irish wizard knows everything about everything. That's bloody brilliant!
Third-year Dean trembles in fear. His good mate is still blowing up cauldrons every day and coming away covered in soot. That's bloody awful!
Fifth-year Dean looks disgusted. Seamus suspects his friend Harry Potter is making it all up. That's bloody pathetic!
Seventh-year Dean gets a nosebleed. His boyfriend bravely faces the Death Eaters and blows up a suspension bridge. That's... bloody gorgeous!
Ron says, "Good couples don't necessarily have to be like brothers, but good mates are always a couple."
Everyone: ?
Lee Jordan says, "I've waited so long! I nearly thought I'd owe Fred fifty Galleons!"
Teddy Tonks says, "Ah, to be young!"
Aberforth: "Well... but..."
Ariana: *stares*
Aberforth: "Never mind, "
Luna: "In the latest issue of The Quibbler, we visit Gryffindor boys' dormitory for a fascinating look at its chaotic, passionately romantic life!"
Professor McGonagall: "Hogwarts only allows interviews suitable for all ages!!!!"
Rita Skeeter: "Who is explosive expert Finnigan's husband? The two have been fooling around since childhood. Is it a distortion of wizarding nature or the corruption of magic?"
Harry: "I've lived with you for six years. When did you two..."
Dean/Seamus: "When he chose to sit next to me on the train."
A few notes: This story touches on many historical events. Its style is both absurd and realistic, mixing surreal humor into the heavy moments and dark humor into the funny ones. Through the eyes of two unique witnesses, Dean, a Black Londoner, and Seamus, an Irishman, it aims to take a fresh look at the world Rowling created. Hogwarts isn't only about magic. This stronghold of British imperialism also contains prejudice, hatred, and young wizards who fight back with determination. You don't have to face Voldemort head-on to be a hero. For children growing up amid cruelty, simply doing their best to survive is the greatest act of courage.
References: Some jokes and memes are inspired by my favorite comedians, the Irish comedy trio, and the Northern Irish sitcom Derry Girls.
Theme: Seeing the magical world from another perspective
Dumbledore is really a gay man. I vaguely recall reading a male fanfic. At the beginning, when the protagonist meets Dumbledore through time travel, the first thing that comes to his mind is death. I couldn't breathe after reading it.
It's so beautiful to find a treasure!!!
It feels like Seamus got started earlier than Dean, so it's easier to drink.
Ahhhhhh I like this so much! Come on, madam, update!
It feels like the two of them are having a good time??
The first grade update is finished, let me fix it and come up with a plot for the second grade. This article is not very involved in HP's main line. Every year after finishing it, Dean Simo is like: Huh? What has Harry done in front of our eyes?
Seamus's complaint is so interesting. If the Ministry of Magic allowed the enslavement of Muggles, they would open plantations the next day XD
I feel so sorry for these two people (??_?`)
Scattered flowers completed! (Bushi) I want to see the two of them live their lives without shame.
Hahaha, it's "Auld Lang Syne" written in the English book [Sanhua Cat Head]