Conan Edogawa held up a microphone: "There's a liquor factory in a tale, with a boss beyond compare. Real booze and fake booze follow his lead, all hoping the world will get more merry..."
Ayano Chizuru snatched the mic with confidence: "Earth! Japan! Earth! Japan! The biggest liquor factory's up for sale! Earth's and Japan's biggest liquor factory, the hottest liquor factory, is up for sale!"
Ai Haibara sang with feeling: "Liquor factory, you don't understand love~ Tokyo Tower will come crashing down~"
Chianti shook her head: "Oppa liquor factory style, liquor factory style."
Behind the chaotic BGM, Gin unconsciously crushed his phone, then silently lit a cigarette to calm down. "...When did this world go crazy?"
Vermouth (thinking it over): "Maybe... it always was?"
Renya Karasuma (cheerfully): "What energy!"
Rum (like an old man on the subway staring at his phone): "Is there no one in this whole court who can do something about this?"
Vodka: "Hold on, let me break the fourth wall. First, this world is crazy. Next... (run for the building's windows)."
This is the world of Detective Conan. It doesn't seem all that different from the other Detective Conan worlds, but that's only on the surface.
After all, no two different worlds can be exactly alike. That's only natural. There are countless differences across countless parallel worlds, and in this one, there's one major difference: something has been reversed.
But what exactly has been reversed? That's for the audience to figure out.
This story is also known as: "Who's Really on the Good Side?" "Hot-Blooded Manga for Boys, Young Men, Middle-Aged Men, and Old Men," "Join the Karasuma Group and Build a Better Future Together," and "The Author Is Having a Glorious Breakdown."
Sect: The Carefree Words Sect, also known as the Nonsense Cult
Sect Leader: Xinghe Mancang
Members: Wen Fu, Amuro Che, Tea, Baffling Human Behavior, Desk Lamp, Zhiyan
Disclaimer:
1. Fanfiction means I'll write you all to death. Watch out: the louder you scream, the happier I'll be.
2. Contains lots of Detective Conan fanfic memes, as well as memes from elsewhere, real-world memes, and possibly characters from other shows passing through. In short, it's a pile of memes, so be warned.
3. The reversals will inevitably make everyone out of character. Prepare yourself before reading. I'm not responsible if you get killed off; collect your own body. Though leaving it in the comments would make a nice decoration. (Boring. I want to see bodies strewn everywhere.)
4. Absurd, really absurd, so absurd that even the author is shocked by it.
5. Beware: undercover agents may switch sides; deliberate tension-cliffhangers; not everyone in the Police Academy Squad survives.
6. Although it's tagged as romance, there isn't much romantic plot.
7. Updates whenever inspiration strikes.
8. The author has random breakdowns and refuses to repent.
9. I forgot. I'll add more if I remember.
Theme: Passing through fate
On what kind of mental state can you persist in reading [Happy]
[Move eyes] I've been busy playing games recently, so I haven't updated much. Well, there will be updates, right?
Don't go to school, don't [roll all over the floor] (although you only code words when you are in class, have you forgotten)
Here I come, the master of the door [akimbo]