Yu Pingle transmigrated into the palace and became the lowest-ranking eunuch.
He was a fake eunuch, too, missing one crucial step.
That was a capital offense!
He had to earn money quickly and run, far away from this place of trouble.
After looking around, Yu Pingle made a major discovery.
The emperor liked slim beauties. To maintain their figures, the consorts in every palace were dieting, and some had even fainted several times as a result.
Yu Pingle hit on just the right solution. Using what he had learned and the System's marketplace that appeared after he transmigrated, he helped the consorts lose weight through everyday lifestyle changes and earned a fortune in rewards.
A newly favored beauty was arrogant and domineering. After taking a sip of bitter black coffee, she frowned and ordered all the palace maids and eunuchs to drink it with her. She couldn't be the only one suffering.
Yu Pingle was utterly baffled. Hang on, we don't need to watch our figures!
A bright idea struck him. He exchanged milk and ice cream from the System's marketplace, made himself a cup of coffee topped with ice cream, and enjoyed it in style.
Two of the consorts in the palace had always been at odds, frequently slandering and scheming against each other.
One day, Yu Pingle caught two palace maids acting suspiciously.
After investigating, he discovered that each consort had sent someone to drench the other's light salad in salad dressing.
Yu Pingle nearly blacked out. So this is how you fight for power in the palace?
The most sophisticated palace schemes often use the simplest methods...
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Xie Rong was the most carefree prince in the palace. His mother was the empress, and his eldest brother was the crown prince.
His future was bright. All he had to do was wait until he could move out of the palace and establish his own residence, then live as a noble, leisurely prince.
Recently, he had discovered a very interesting little eunuch in the palace.
The little eunuch talked at length about healthy eating and scientific weight loss, making the imperial consorts drink bitter concoctions and eat like rabbits.
But behind everyone's backs, he himself stuffed his face.
Xie Rong felt like playing a prank. He appeared before the little eunuch and demanded one of the pig's trotters in his hands, threatening to expose his secret snacking if he refused.
Yu Pingle looked up at him and froze for a good while before handing over the plate.
"It's not that I'm afraid you'll tell anyone. You just look so handsome that I can't bring myself to refuse."
[Reader's Guide]
One-on-one romance, both leads are sexually and romantically devoted only to each other
A little palace intrigue, as the blurb suggests, but it's mainly for laughs
The story starts in the palace. Later, they move out and start small businesses
Theme: We all have a bright future!
