
Husband, If You Do It Again, Go to Hell.
老公你再□□就去死吧
by Watch the Water Moon (当观水月)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 12k Words
- Chapters
- 3
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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*Man, machine, stupid dog, external god attack × Ancient complaints about cuteness* Xu Zhiyu died. Good news: He traveled through time. Bad news: He is a vicious cannon fodder, or the original wife in the adultery literature. The sky is falling, the quality of sleep is not good to begin with, and I have to play the role of a husband who died in bed. But the system said that he could be resurrected and returned to the original world after completing the task, so Xu Zhiyuan bit the bullet and went for it. In his heart, he was just a large-scale panoramic immersive script killing. The first plot point is to catch an adulterer, which is one of the few exciting points in his script. Xu Zhiyuan encouraged herself several times, pushed open the door and closed her eyes and shouted: Wife, if you cheat on me again, you will die! There was silence. No, isn't there supposed to be a R-rated scene going on here? Xu Zhiyuan secretly opened his eyes a crack, and then saw a handsome man staring at him blankly in the huge room. Make a wish:? Where is my wife? Why are there only adulterers? The system panicked and searched urgently to come up with a desperate answer: Wan La, he traveled to the wrong world, and the mission is irreversible! Etc……! But I am a desperate straight man! Azathoth has been very troubled recently. He got lost while wandering in the universe and strayed into a strange world. He turned into a male human, and there were always people asking him to "seduce" other male humans. Azathoth doesn't understand, Azathoth muses, Azathoth is a fool. The only interesting thing in this world is that there is a noisy cute little animal that surrounds Him every day. However, those male humans gradually discovered this cute little animal and went to "seduce" him. Azathoth was deep in thought. Azathoth thought of what Xu only wished to say to him when he first came to this world. Azathoth's eyes lit up! He pestered Xu Zhiyuan every day, and finally he caught another male human being seducing Xu Zhiyuan! Azathoth was so angry that he shouted proudly: Husband, if you cheat on me again, you will die! The scene reappeared, silent. Xu Zhiyuan: ... This is a bit wrong. The whole process of watching the plot change from cuckold literature to a heartthrob crematorium was cold-faced by the system: Haha, I knew the plot had already collapsed to the point of being ridiculous. Can this world have no lower limit anymore? Later, when Xu Zhiyuan was played with by the hateful foreign god on the bed until he lost his voice and was asked, "Honey, please say something," the system completely understood, and he realized that there really is no lower limit in this world. Regarding the introduction of Azathoth, the following content is taken from Baidu Encyclopedia: Azathoth is the supreme god in the Cthulhu mythology, known as "Azathoth", "the blind and foolish god", "the core of the original source of chaos", and "the head of thousands of demon gods". Because of his blind and foolish nature, Azathoth has almost no believers. Only the Xagai Zerg built many pyramid-shaped temples for him. In the eyes of ordinary people, Azathoth has neither intelligence nor thinking, and is amorphous and imageless. His nature is absolutely blind and ignorant. The definition of Azathoth symbolizes the cruel, disorderly, irrational, and amoral nature of the universe in Lovecraft's concept of the universe. All in all, he is a fool (this sentence was added by the author) Food guide: 1. Practice writing, and actually cut your legs and face and roll the keyboard. The products (all written by my cat) have an ancient taste! There is a lot of complaining content! Brainless, no details, no logic, smooth and free flight into the brain! See the pinned comments for the update status. As of March 12, there were 10,000 updates a week ago, and then almost every other day. I have an outline and won't get into trouble. Please develop it~ 2. "Honey, please say something" is just a joke by the author and does not mean to disrespect any male, female, gay, straight, asexual, or Wal-Mart shopping bags and other various groups. The character's three views do not represent the author's three views, which overlap everything. 3. I don't have a habit of letting characters be watched. It's just that the author is a useless copywriter and writes it like this. The system will be blocked by the omnipotent alien god. 4. Don't mention other people's articles here, and don't mention my articles under other articles. 5. This article does not contain any substantive content such as "cheating" or "mistress". The protagonist's outlook on life is normal and positive. 6. Rolling for collection... Intent: The pure love warriors attack
