
Cook Rice and Poison Your Husband to Death
煮饭毒死老公
by Watch the Water Moon (当观水月)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Source
- JJWXC
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The protagonist Long Aotian was transformed into a vicious cannon fodder who abused him crazily in the early stage and was eventually cut to pieces. Good news: it's the system. Bad news: The host ran away. The brand new system that just left the factory lit up an electronic data cigarette at 612 and looked at the sky melancholy at a 45-degree angle. The host runs away, save the system! At this point, 612 can only catch the duck and put it on the shelves. It claimed the identity of the little green tea anchor and was gearing up. If you try it yourself, you will definitely be able to complete the task perfectly and earn a lot of money... Right? Plot stage one: The newly enthroned Majesty of the Empire had an accident before he could meet his subjects and disappeared. At the same time, 612 in a remote galaxy picked up a comatose furry snow leopard. This big cat is the missing majesty, the future Long Aotian, and also its nemesis, the legendary enemy! (Leap-level bumps into porcelain are crossed out) Damn it, this damn Long Aotian is in a vegetative state now; Damn it, why is he still doing tasks when he can't even afford food? 612 Opened the live broadcast with tears and worked diligently to follow the plot. The idea of the topic of calling the number came up in a flash, and the camera inadvertently revealed the profile of His Majesty's face. The barrage took off instantly: Who was that man just now? So handsome! Please show your face! 612 (Pretentious and crazy hate value version): Ah, it's my husband. It coyly said: My husband used to be a vagabond. Later, the mistresses, mistresses, four, and five discovered each other and their husbands beat him into a vegetative state. It doesn't matter, I am deeply devoted to him, and I will take good care of him. The next day, 612 was scolded and trended on Star Network. Ah haha, the call was successful! 612 Was addicted to broadcasting and once forgot about the plot progress bar. His Majesty, who temporarily disguised himself for the sake of the overall situation and ended up losing his reputation (forbearance version):. For empire Plot stage two: Recently, star network blogger 66612 made a strong debut and was scolded to death. 1L: If it weren't for that face, who would look at him! Relying on the incredible topic to gain traffic, and still being deeply in love, hehehe pure green tea, you need to get an account, but you don't need driftwood. 2L: Live broadcast cooking for his husband again today. Do you love him so much? Neptune will eventually meet a love brain, right? I wish Suo Suo death... Forget it, if he is willing to let his husband go, I will support him. 3L: Li Tao, is the food he cooks really edible...? Watching him cook, I think the taste will be terrible... 4L: But he is really beautiful and cute~ What's wrong with the snail noodles boiled in soybean juice? He's very innovative~ I want my husband to wear my soul~ 5678L:…… 9L: Could it be that the charming wife's love brain is just his disguise? The real purpose is actually revenge, and the method is to cook rice and poison her husband... Suspected of abuse. 10L: It's very possible... Before, his husband was still in a vegetative state. He sat up within two days after being "assisted" to taste the green plum essence mixed with dried yogurt... It's really scary to think about it... 11L: This post has been deleted. His Imperial Majesty secretly told him to delete the post: He is very beautiful and cute... And very innovative... People always have some shortcomings... Forget about spoiling him. Plot stage three: 612, who was madly seeking hatred and killing himself, finally remembered his own ending and felt desperate for himself. It doesn't matter! Isn't it just to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts! Close your eyes and grit your teeth and it will pass quickly! The next world will be a good one again o(╥╥)o It watched His Majesty approaching slowly with a whip, seizing the last moment to express hatred: "Isn't it just to give you something with a unique taste?" At worst, I'll eat it back! His Majesty used the tip of the leather whip to lift its chin, looked at it and smiled: Okay, I just have something I want you to eat~ Food guide: 1. Practice writing, the actual self-cutting legs and face rolling keyboard products (all written by my cat) are available in the forum! There is content to complain about! Brainless, no details, no logic, smooth and free flight into the brain! 2. Double cleansing, double cleansing, double cleansing! The protagonist deliberately shouted and was scolded! The character's three views do not represent the author's three views, which overlay everything. 3. Don't mention other people's articles under mine, and don't mention my articles under other people's articles. 4. The manuscript is being saved and will be published in mid-March. I am asking for collection... Intention: If cooking tastes bad, don't do it (no)
