Wayne Wants to Get a Canary Today, Too
His main goal is to dispel a rumor.
Anyone who studies journalism knows that the only way to bury one rumor is with an even more outrageous one. And the rumor Wayne wants to bury now is: "He likes black-haired, blue-eyed little boys."
Fine.
Is there really anything wrong with liking to bring kids home and raise them?
Looking at his three bright-eyed adopted sons, Bruce Wayne just doesn't get it. Bruce Wayne has learned how cruel the world can be.
Later, he tried dating blonde beauties and even went out with exotic beauties. He thought that would prove his preferences. He never expected the media to come up with something even worse:
He was playing "father and sons" with his boys.
Bruce Wayne was at his wits' end, desperately trying to figure out how to clear his name. Finally, when he saw a big, unsophisticated guy with black hair and blue eyes, dressed in a flannel plaid shirt, inspiration struck.
If everyone believes the rumors, then bury them with a rumor that's close enough to the truth.
Clark: Mr. Wayne, what do you think about the recent cooperation project between Gotham City and Metropolis?
Bruce: Oh, I think the two of us are made for each other~
Clark: ?
Ordinary People AU, young reporter Clark Kent x young master Bruce Wayne
Theme: Stand by truth and justice
