After Losing My Memory, I Can't Get Divorced

A devastatingly handsome, scheming young master top (Mu Chi) x an adorable, gentle, slow-to-warm-up painter bottom (Song Anyu)

After a car accident, Song Anyu woke up in a hospital bed and discovered that he had no memories of the past few years.

Before he could collect himself, a well-dressed man walked in and sat down in front of him.

It was none other than Mu Chi, the god Song Anyu had been madly in love with since his student days!

Song Anyu: "Hi, Mu Chi. Long time no see..."

Mu Chi frowned. "After being married for so long, that's a pretty thoughtless thing to say."

Song Anyu: !!!

He and Mu Chi were... married?!

But the next second, Mu Chi pulled out a divorce agreement and handed it to Song Anyu. "We discussed this before. Sign it."

Song Anyu looked down.

What?! He hadn't even gotten over the shock of being married, and Mu Chi was already asking him to sign divorce papers?!

After hesitating for a moment, Song Anyu, who had lost the past few years of memories, picked up a pen and signed. "Then let's part on good terms."

Beep!

Song Anyu's one-minute experience card for being married to his dream man has expired~

-

As the divorce agreement's effective date drew near, Song Anyu noticed Mu Chi seeking him out more and more often.

The art gallery Song Anyu had opened with a friend was quiet from the start. Then, the next day...

Mu Chi came in with a group of assistants. "I'll take them all."

A fellow artist deliberately set Song Anyu up, dragging him into a plagiarism scandal. Then...

Mu Chi brought a team of lawyers to help him face-slapping the villains.

An older colleague made unwanted advances on Song Anyu. Mu Chi arrived in time and punched the harasser. "You dare touch him again, and see what happens!"

Song Anyu understood Mu Chi less and less. They were about to get divorced, so why was Mu Chi still taking such good care of him?

Song Anyu, with his memories gone, found himself falling for Mu Chi all over again. But he kept reminding himself that they'd already signed the divorce agreement. He absolutely mustn't fall for him again...

-

The day before the agreement was to take effect, Song Anyu left Mu's villa with his suitcase. As soon as he stepped outside, a tall man blocked his way.

It was Mu Chi.

Song Anyu: "You're the one who wanted a divorce."

Mu Chi: "The agreement doesn't take effect until tomorrow."

"So...?"

The next second, Mu Chi pulled out the divorce agreement and tore it to pieces. His tone was pleading as he coaxed, "Now the agreement is gone. We're still together, okay?"

(Synopsis screenshot saved on 2024.05.18)

Content warnings:

1. One-on-one, both are virgins; memory-loss trope; somewhat silly; the top pursues the bottom after the breakup (he starts pursuing him right away, with the past revealed through flashbacks); the top follows the 'he falls for him once he has him' rule.

2. An alternate modern setting where same-sex marriage is legal.

3. The top is slow to warm up and secretly flirtatious; the bottom is a foolish little painter.

4. That's all, I think. Add it to your favorites before you go~

[Bonus scene]

One day, Mu Chi cornered Song Anyu against the wall. The distance between them suddenly closed, their breaths mingling.

"Whether you really have amnesia or you're faking it, it's my turn to pursue you now, okay?" With that, Mu Chi kissed him passionately.

Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else.