I'm an Ordinary High School Student Who Met the Heroine of an Old-School Campus Romance

[The blurb is in first person, while the main story switches freely between first and third person. See the end for a preview and content warnings.]

I'm an ordinary high school student. One day, just as I was about to do my homework, I suddenly started sharing brain waves with someone.

"Who are you? What's your name?" she asked me.

Me: "...My name is He He."

Her: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Uh, getting ready to do my homework?"

With her friendly help, I finished my homework. She was really smart, and said I could ask her anything I didn't understand, since she'd earned her doctorate at the age of seven.

I had a bad feeling, so I politely asked, "May I ask your name?"

"Bingjing Liuli Daier Malina Alanyano Sassos Liliyanya Feimilisi," she replied.

Bonus scene:

"My name is Bingjing Liuli Daier Malina Alanyano Sassos Liliyanya Feimilisi."

"I can't remember that."

"...You can call me Bing Liuli."

A few things to know before reading:

1. Some old-school tropes, with a normal guy x the heroine of an old-school school romance.

2. Since one is called He He and the other Bing Liuli, it's a little bird x a little flower!

3. Although the male lead is the main point-of-view character, I'll let the story fly wherever my mood takes me.

4. Just for fun and stress relief. No logic, just cute interactions √

Theme: Love can overcome any obstacle