Well, We Ended Up with the Same Number

The Jing and Ning families have been family friends for generations, and by coincidence, both families' sons are gay.

After their sons have been on countless unsuccessful blind dates, the parents of each family turn their attention to the other family's son.

The two sons are also sick of their parents' endless marriage pressure and blind dates.

Workaholic CEO Jing Tang: "Dr. Ning, why don't we just make do with each other? It'll get our families off our backs. If you meet someone better in a couple of years, we can get divorced then."

Overworked Ning Rongchuan: "Sure. We're both tops, so there's nothing to worry about."

On their wedding night.

The two of them stare at the two-meter-wide bed, covered with bright red wedding bedding.

Jing Tang: Who gets the bed, and who sleeps on the floor?

Ning Rongchuan: "Why make it so complicated? We can each take half and sleep together."

Jing Tang: "Sure. We're both tops, after all."

One day after they are married.

Jing Tang happens to catch Ning Rongchuan coming out of the shower bare-chested. At the sight of his toned, solid muscles, he instinctively licks his lips.

Ning Rongchuan notices the gleam in his eyes. "What are you looking at?"

Jing Tang: "What's wrong with looking? We're both tops, so me looking at you is no different from a straight guy looking at another man."

Later on.

Jing Tang suddenly kisses Ning Rongchuan.

Ning Rongchuan looks at him with disdain. "What are you doing?!"

Jing Tang replies with utter confidence: "What's wrong with a kiss? We're both tops, after all."

Later still.

Jing Tang holds him and pleads, "Dr. Ning, I want to go in."

Ning Rongchuan refuses.

Jing Tang: "What's wrong with going in? We're both tops, and you can't get pregnant."

Ning Rongchuan: "Well... you couldn't get pregnant even if we weren't both tops, could you?"

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