The Cannon Fodder Fake Young Master Lies Flat After Giving Up

[Blurb for the upcoming novel President Shen! Hear Me Out is below] 1. Xia Chi, a rich kid from a family that's been wealthy for generations and who just wants to lie flat and enjoy himself, gets transported into a melodramatic rich-family novel. He becomes the fake young master who stole the real heir's place. The fake young master is stupid, vicious, and lovesick. A scumbag's puppet, from the opening to the ending he's devoted to offending Lu Jin, the real young master, who was actually a good person. In the end, he drives Lu Jin to turn evil, and winds up with nothing, abandoned by everyone and dying miserably in the street. Xia Chi: Why bother? Wouldn't it be better to lie flat and be a carefree rich kid? Lu Jin's a good person, after all. 2. When the scumbag sends him a text telling him to cause trouble, Xia Chi simply forwards it to Lu Jin and blocks the scumbag. Lu Jin, receiving the message: ?? Xia Chi, basking in the sun: Settle your own scores. Nobody's going to stop me from lying flat. His useless friends bombard him with calls, inviting Xia Chi to teach Lu Jin, that country bumpkin, a lesson. Half-asleep, Xia Chi says, “Oh, sure. Got it.” Having heard the same plan as in his previous life, Lu Jin makes preparations well in advance. A week later, nothing happens... His useless friends storm over and demand, “When are you finally going to help us deal with Lu Jin?!” Xia Chi: “I'm stuffed and a little sleepy. Let's talk tomorrow.” His useless friends: ... 3. Everyone assumes that with Lu Jin in charge of the Xia family, Xia Chi, the fake young master who stole the real heir's place, must be living a fate worse than death. That is, until Xia Chi appears at a party, his first public appearance in a long time. The scumbag, whom he'd blocked, comes over to confront him. “Xia Chi, did Lu Jin force you to cut ties with me?” “Did he cancel your cards? Is he going to kick you out of the Xia family?” “Don't be scared, Xia Chi. I'll definitely help you win back all the family fortune.” The next moment, an assistant to a rising business tycoon walks over and nods to Xia Chi. “President Xia.” The scumbag: ?? The head of the company he'd been turned away from three times was Xia Chi?!! Xia Chi sips his champagne without sparing him a glance. The scumbag: ! Then Lu Jin arrives late and presents Xia Chi with a one-of-a-kind gemstone, his eyes full of tenderness. “If you didn't like the last one, how about this one?” Everyone: !!?? Weren't you supposed to be making his life a living hell? [A laid-back hedonist bottom × a reborn obsessive top whose power-up fails] [Important] Screenshot taken on May 7, 2024 1. No logic, just a light, sweet story~ Funny and a little satisfying~ 2. As always, read for fun. If it's not your thing, just close it. Don't force yourself! If you like it, please add it to your favorites~ 3. Seriously, don't look for logic! It's a sweet little story. (How many books now, and I still can't write a proper blurb. ┭┮﹏┭┮) Upcoming novel blurb 1. The first time Shen Kuo saw Secretary Xie, he thought the man looked honest, sweet, and quiet. He seemed like someone he could trust. But the next moment, he heard the thoughts in the man's mind. [Tsk, tsk. Such a handsome domineering CEO, and yet he's got a lovesick brain.] Shen Kuo: Huh? A lovesick brain? Me? 2. After getting injured, Xie Buwei discovered that he was merely a supporting character used as a tool in a novel. And his boss Shen Kuo's melodramatic love story with his white moonlight was hardly any better. Xie Buwei: [What a tragic CEO. Such a waste of a handsome face.] Shen Kuo: ... Does Secretary Xie have some kind of problem with him? 3. When the company's number-one star's contract is about to expire, Shen Kuo offers a hundred times the sincerity and plans to personally renew it. On the day of signing, Shen Kuo hears Secretary Xie's colorful inner monologue again. [Wow, that's the power of a white moonlight! One sentence, and the CEO signs a disgraced artist!] [That top-tier star's legs are all over the place like an octopus, his mind is as complicated as an eel, and when it comes to shirking responsibility, he's as slippery as a loach... He's just not human! He's morally bankrupt and has lost all humanity!] Shen Kuo's hand pauses over the contract. “The weather's bad today. Let's talk another time.” He immediately turns around and tells someone to reassess the star's risks. The star: ?? Xie Buwei: [Wow, both feet are off the ground. Has his IQ taken the high ground again?] Shen Kuo: ... Shen Kuo: Wait, what's a white moonlight? 4. As time goes by, Shen Kuo realizes that the (blunt) adorable (outspoken) thoughts behind Secretary Xie's proper exterior help him dodge risks and make a fortune every time. Shen Kuo's gaze grows more and more peculiar. After making a huge profit from a film investment, Shen Kuo asks, “Is there anything you'd like as a reward, Secretary Xie?” Xie Buwei, expressionless: “A raise.” Shen Kuo waves a hand grandly, granting him a raise, a bonus, and a red packet, not leaving out a thing. Xie Buwei looks calm on the outside, but inside he's ecstatic!! [President Shen is so handsome and kindhearted! President Shen is the most handsome man in the world! I'll follow President Shen in my next life, too! I love President Shen! I'll raise his banner high and see who dares oppose him!] Shen Kuo's ears turn red as he listens. “Besides that, is there anything else you'd like? Like... dating someone?” Xie Buwei: Huh??? #An honest man overhears his thoughts and is thrilled to pieces.# #An honest man acts shy on the outside, but screams for more inside.# [Important] 1. Light, funny, satisfying, and sweet~ 2. If you like it, please add it to your favorites~ 3. If you don't like it, don't force yourself. Everyone has different tastes, and that's okay~ 4. No need to say goodbye when you leave~ Thanks to every lovely reader who enjoys this~ Theme: Don't cower or retreat, don't fear failure. Hold fast to your convictions and have the courage to act.