I Went Viral After They Read My Mind on a Divorce Reality Show

Song Yunhang, an introverted social-phobe, transmigrates into an entertainment-industry novel as a universally disliked cannon-fodder character. His mission is to play the husband in a contract marriage with a wealthy tycoon.

As a nobody at the bottom of the industry, the cameras on the divorce reality show barely give him any screen time, and the other contestants don't want to talk to him. He quietly slacks off and lies around in his room, unnoticed by anyone. Song Yunhang is perfectly content to be the show's most peripheral contestant.

Throughout the 30-day trip, he stays quiet and keeps to the side, watching the drama unfold. On the surface, he's calm and unruffled, but inside, he can't stop making snarky comments.

What Song Yunhang doesn't know is that the whole world can hear his thoughts.

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At their first appearance, each couple has to rate their partner.

Song Yunhang's thoughts are a torrent of snark.

Hello, husband. Nice to meet you.

I'll give you an 8.5, because I'm a little speechless.

What was my husband's name again?

I'm cringing so hard my toes could dig out the Mariana Trench...

Who came up with this segment? I'll give you an 82.

I'll give you the rest in the form of 666,

Song Yunhang smiles sweetly. "A perfect score."

The guests are professionals. They don't usually burst out laughing, unless they can't help it.

In no time, Song Yunhang is trending.

#Song Yunhang The world has finally gone as crazy as I wanted it to#

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Song Yunhang is a serious introvert who loves being alone. The other guests are unhappy with him and make snide comments about how he acts aloof and doesn't fit in.

Even after being mocked, Song Yunhang keeps his handsome face cold. But what he's thinking is:

At least you know how to pick on someone who won't fight back.

Just apologize to me. If you can't, then forget it.

You've really pissed me off!

I'll just walk away, all fluffy and cute. Hmph.

Guests: ...

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The production team asks, "How do you want to spend Valentine's Day?"

Song Yunhang's thoughts: We could grab a bite and watch a movie. Oh, right, let's go to a bar!

The tycoon says, "Let's go to a bar."

The production team asks, "Are you going to have a drinking contest?"

Song Yunhang's thoughts: A drinking contest is a terrible idea. I'm a great drinker, you know. If I drink him under the table, how am I supposed to... do it?

The tycoon smiles. "Why don't we just go straight to a hotel?"

Song Yunhang nods thoughtfully.

Wait, no!

How does he know what I'm thinking?

Does that mean he knows I was just thinking about how badly I want him, too...?

It's fine. As long as I'm not embarrassed, he'll be the one who's embarrassed!

The tycoon says, "We're already married. So what if you want me?"

Song Yunhang: !!!

Gu Shujing, heir to the most powerful family in the capital,

is handsome, rich, single, and has admirers everywhere.

But Gu Shujing has never fallen for anyone.

He placates his elders by entering into a contract marriage with Song Yunhang, planning to announce their divorce on the divorce reality show once the contract expires.

But...

How is his new husband this cute?

Why is everyone coveting his husband?

Gu Shujing: Put the divorce show on hold. Turn it into a dating show!

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