
The Lazy Senior Brother Is Actually the Number One in the Martial World
咸鱼师兄竟是江湖第一
by First Phase of White Dew (白露一候)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 674k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Wuxia, both leads are each other's only one.
[Easygoing, lazy top x cheerful, gentle bottom]
[Patient, clever old fox who hides his abilities x high-EQ little bunny who disguises himself as a girl]
Lin Shen
Everyone knew Lin Gan of the Ping'an Sect's Seventh Branch was a drunk with a lame leg. Raise disciples? No, he needed his disciples to support him!
Lin Shen was the first child he brought home, which meant he was unlucky enough to become the Seventh Branch's senior disciple. He had to support not only his drunken master, but also the children the drunk had picked up!
The drunk only picked children up. He couldn't be bothered to teach or raise them!
The entire Seventh Branch was a collection of good-for-nothings. They placed last in the monthly martial arts exams, year after year. Under the Ping'an Sect's rules, where a branch's living expenses depended on its ranking, the Seventh Branch was so poor it couldn't scrape two coins together.
Their living expenses were already stretched thin, and then Lin Shen brought home another child!
To be precise, he had tricked the little crown prince out of the emperor's clutches.
The little crown prince, Zhou Xi, had a delicate face and had been raised by the emperor to be soft and fair as a doll.
To hide his identity, Lin Shen coaxed little Zhou Xi into pretending to be a girl. His pretty face fooled everyone.
At last, the Seventh Branch had a junior sister who could earn them living expenses!
Lin Shen and his fellow disciples held the enormous sum of money, the likes of which they had never seen before, and wept with joy!
After a high fever, little Zhou Xi forgot who he was, but his beautiful, resilient heart remained unchanged.
He had once enjoyed wealth and splendor, but now he could run freely through the mud.
When Lin Shen told him to pretend to be a girl, he did. Even when threatened, he held no grudge.
He generously shared the rewards he earned and, even when the others dragged him down and he went hungry, he always smiled and comforted his senior brothers and sisters.
That little sun illuminated every orphan in the Seventh Branch, as well as the dark corner deep in Lin Shen's heart.
"But do you dare let him find out you're from the Demon Cult, Third Young Master Le?"
*
Le San
The mysterious death of Rao Liuling, Valley Master of the Moon-Catching Valley, changed the valley's fate.
In pursuit of the martial arts masterpiece, Cuckoo's Cry, the great sects of the martial world took advantage of the chaos and attacked the Moon-Catching Valley.
The valley's people suffered heavy casualties, but everyone protected the location of the secret realm and the Cuckoo's Cry manual!
Two years later...
The eldest son, Le Yi, succeeded as valley master and slaughtered his way across the martial world to avenge his family and friends! He became the fearsome demon of Moon-Catching Valley!
The second child, Le Er, went undercover among those suspected of killing her mother, seeking the truth and biding her time!
The third child, Le San, was the sole inheritor of the ninth level of Cuckoo's Cry. He made a name for himself in a single battle while still young, establishing himself as the martial world's greatest expert. Yet, in order to find an eyewitness, he concealed his identity and infiltrated the little Ping'an Sect.
Ruthless demon Le Yi: My younger siblings are the cutest siblings in the whole world!!
Cold heroine Le Er: What a hard life. I have to raise two brothers who were born with intellectual disabilities. (Because she's the second child, even their eldest brother has to call her Second Sister.)
Easygoing oil-maker Le San: An idiot brother, a fierce sister, and me, the lowly one.
The three siblings are invincible on their own, but together they're a complete mess. They gripe about each other, yet each takes a dangerous path to protect the others.
Amid the bloodshed of the martial world's conflicts, everyone looks after themselves, yet everyone has their own hidden agenda.
Only the Le siblings see the ordinary people's joys and hardships in this shattered martial world.
So, though the Le siblings are each powerful enough to command the elements, they're willing to let go of their hatred and status in the martial world to build a peaceful world for the common people!
When the rapeseed flowers bloom, Mother, can you see them? Is this the scenery you wanted?
The official title is Seven Ten.
*
Take a look at my new novel, The Beauty Strategist!
[Top who is despairing, sick of life, and bent on dying x bottom who keeps surviving against all odds]
[Gentle, jade-like beauty of a top x quirky beggar bottom]
After reclaiming the realm for his father and master, Xian Qi lost the most important people in his life, as well as the faith he held most dear.
Now everyone knew that the beautiful strategist was a brilliant tactician who could manipulate the realm like a game board and put anyone he wanted on the throne.
And the Regent Xian Wu, whom Xian Qi had raised to the pinnacle of power, was cruel, violent, and a scourge on the realm.
Xian Qi considered himself the cause of the people's suffering, so he planned to end his life.
Before dying, he intended to take responsibility for every crime Xian Wu had committed and disappear with all that guilt, giving his younger brother Xian Wu a chance at a new, blameless life.
But at that very moment, a flower blooming from a crack in the stone upended his plans and brought color to the boundless pallor in his heart.
*
Yang Yiku was just one unremarkable child among the many street orphans in the capital.
Through cleverness and caution, the little boy had worked out a few tricks for getting by in the capital.
Not only did he survive, he also taught many other street children how to make it.
The road of a wanderer was inevitably rough and hard, but at least they all grew up.
His younger sister, bought by Lord Lu, was Yang Yiku's only attachment and his lifeline when he had nowhere else to turn.
His sister disliked him, almost hated him, and every time she gave him money, she did it with a sour look on her face.
But Yang Yiku imagined that their twin bond meant she loved him.
So after his sister died, he wanted revenge.
She died during a palace coup, which was caused by the beautiful strategist Xian Qi, the man the Regent had placed on a pedestal.
"So much for the beautiful strategist. I'll turn you into a strategist of bones!"
But things took a strange turn. He meant to kill Xian Qi, but ended up saving him instead.
After accidentally swallowing two Matchmaker Pearls, the two of them were plunged into agony whenever they were more than ten zhang apart. What's more, the Host of the male pearl had a strange reaction whenever he touched the Host of the female pearl...
Yang Yiku: "I'm never going to eavesdrop on only half a conversation again. If I'd known there'd be this many side effects, I'd never have swallowed them, even if you beat me to death!"
*
The Matchmaker Pearls were intended for Regent Xian Wu and his older brother Xian Qi to swallow together as a token binding their fates. His unusual feelings for his biological elder brother were no secret.
So Xian Qi's disappearance and Yang Yiku's stealing and swallowing the Matchmaker Pearls accelerated Xian Wu's descent into brutality.
While fleeing the Regent's pursuit, Xian Qi chose to seek refuge with the Grand Princess.
On the surface, he helped her fight for power, but in truth, he was giving up and hoping to die.
But he couldn't die until they found the antidote to the Matchmaker Pearls, or Yang Yiku would be dragged down with him.
Then the many schemes of the past began to come to light, while the Regent, unable to win Xian Qi's love, descended into madness and the people suffered terribly.
Xian Qi decided not to die after all. He would stir up the realm once more.
This time, it wasn't for the sake of his duty as a royal heir or his master's dying wish. It was for all the children in the world like Yang Yiku, so they could have a country where they didn't need to live on the streets.
*
"If it weren't for the Matchmaker Pearls, would you still treat me this way?"
"Fool, I took the antidote to the Matchmaker Pearls ages ago."
Theme: Sunshine and kindness never fail to reward anyone.
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The first part is okay, but the later part becomes more and more uncomfortable. There is no really relaxing moment in the whole text. This is when I jumped to pick chapters with easy titles. I read the copy and thought that the emotional line should be relatively smooth, so I was not prepared at all. As a result, the main character in the whole text is always abused. He has a hidden identity but is always suffering. He has martial arts but is always beaten. He is always passive. He can never protect the people he wants to protect. It is very uncomfortable. I feel that he is obviously the protagonist but cannot. There is a little aura of the protagonist and he has to endure all the hardships that the protagonist has to endure. The plot is also very messy. If you don't say anything, you can't know the interlude part right away. I didn't expect that all the brothers and sisters were wiped out. I thought that if someone died after a crisis, the others would survive with a strong will. Unexpectedly, it would happen again later, and everyone would be offline. The aura of the protagonist is so small that the protagonist cannot protect himself, and no one around him can protect himself. I feel like I am looking for abuse.
After reading it, I thought it would be nice if none of this had happened. Even if it means exchanging a sincere and beautiful relationship for everyone's safety, even if their world is no longer worthy of being recorded? But that's life, lose and gain at the same time. Before anything happens, after the dust has settled, perhaps the answer is completely the opposite. If I had never experienced it, no matter how beautiful it was, it would be fleeting, but now I have experienced it, cried, and laughed. I don't like sadness, but I can't bear to let go of those eleven years that have been brushed aside. Don't think about what if, you've already experienced it, why change it?
My wife's writing is really good. It's beautiful and fluent. I haven't seen unconventional writing for a long time, but it's really hard😭😭Ximei is so cute.
It's a pity for Xiao Qizong, but I really like Ximei
I feel like the writing was a bit broken at the end, but it couldn't have been so painful. I was so sad when I saw the end, so many people died, but the story is still pretty good.
I haven't read such a crazy novel in a long time. When the identities of the four women were revealed, the craziness of this novel reached its peak! At first, when I read the title of the novel, I thought it was some kind of pure love and heartwarming novel. But... I really liked it!!!
Oh my god, updated! Happy New Year, madam 🤩 🤩 What a surprise, the best New Year gift to stay up late 🤩 🤩
After reading this, I think the author's writing style is quite good, but I feel so tired after reading it 😂 😂 The characters in it are so noisy that I feel dizzy.
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