[Wuxia Crossover] Can You Find a Legendary Detective in the Snowy Mountains?

Third-person narration:

My name is Jialouluo. I am a dignified Golden-Winged Great Peng. Yes, the very one from Journey to the West who fought Sun Wukong to a standstill at Lion Camel Ridge. But the human-soul version of me clearly isn't that capable. More on that later. My troublesome older sister, Kongque Damingwang, who eats whatever she shouldn't, swallowed the Buddha and a black lotus before running off. And somehow, after all that, she still managed to get herself a government post. More on that later, too. I was left behind, assigned by two Buddhas to guard a warehouse on Snow Mountain, and my troublesome sister vanished without a trace.

Over the years, I got mixed up with the Underworld, flirted with the handsome King of Transmigration, visited Spirit Mountain, and even watched the Buddha beat the stuffing out of the Monkey King. At long last, I sensed where my troublesome sister was and hurried over, only to come away with a mouthful of dust. I snatched a few mortals from her jaws and brought them back to Snow Mountain to see if they could still be saved. If not, I'd have to ask some old acquaintances in the Underworld to pull strings. I finally managed to revive one, but could you say your name again...?

The handsome, refined young man in the wheelchair across from me: I am Sheng Yayu, a disciple of Lord Zhuge, one of the Four Great Constables in Bianjing.

My bird face was aghast. Don't tell me your nickname is Heartless?

The young man in the wheelchair, so lovely that I couldn't help feeling sorry for him, fell silent for a moment. If there isn't another Heartless whose given name is Sheng Yayu, then that must be me.

I kept my dignified, icy expression, but let out a long sigh inside. Heavens above, what kind of crossover stew is this?

Blurb two:

Heartless: In the third month of spring, I came to the snowy mountains. Before me stood cliffs of ice a thousand feet high, and five-petaled lotuses in bloom. No human traces, no sound. Then a goddess came riding over the ice, shattering the spring dawn. Beneath the sala tree, before the formless rock, the four forms of life and six paths stood still.

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A mixed martial arts crossover with some mythology. Possible appearances include characters from Journey to the West: The Sequel, Lotus Lantern, Four Eyebrows, the Thief-Scented Marshal Chu Chu, and related characters.

Theme: Everyone has their own sense of justice. Just live with a clear conscience.