A Lecture on Essential Knowledge for Humans Living in Society, Much to the Demon Realm's Delight

When I saw the comments from 2012, I felt like I was living a hallucination.

[Good Luck Lotus] Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Hey David… Sorry to bother you so late, I'm calling... Well, I'm Christopher Robin, please call me back when you have time, my current number is 666-13134444444, I need to talk to you. David, I don't know if you are here but... I don't know what happened but you didn't call me back. I must say this makes me very sad. Please call me back. I have something very important to talk to you about. My current phone number is 666-1444470790. I hope you can call me back as soon as possible. Christopher here, David, you know I don't want to get into an argument with you about this, but you really should give me a call. I really can't believe that after knowing this, you are still willing to pretend that nothing happened. I assume you're on the phone right now listening to my complaints? Come on, man, you know this shouldn't happen. What we should do now is not to escape but to work hard to overcome this matter... Well, I am hiding in my student Zoya's house now. If you think about it, please leave me a message. David? ——I'm so glad that I finally heard your voice after so long. I thought those demons had taken your soul to the palace under the abyss for fun. No, I'm not angry... You know what, I'm just sad. No, no no... When you told me about this job, you didn't explain this kind of thing clearly! You never told me there was no way I was going to quit this fucking hell. ... It is indeed written in the regulations, but it requires the signature of Satan himself! Yes, he doesn't want to. Why? Now you are still asking me why? Haven't you already received the news from your damn tentacle monster? No, look, David, I'm not acting like a pussy and getting mad at you for not picking up my call. In fact, I'm genuinely surprised and impressed by how calm I am now. I'm the one asking, "What the fuck is going on, man?" Yes, you did promise me that my life would not be safe, but now I would rather face a threat to my life - it is absolutely impossible for our dear Lord of Hell to sign my resignation report. The reason is very simple, because his precious son is very eager for sex. …Hey? Are you still there? David? David? Aha, your fake surprise is so fake that it's disgusting. So let me tell you one more time, no, I'm not kidding you about this damn April Fool's Day... Jesus, I'm in the middle of an emergency, okay? Yes, it's in heat for me... How do I know what this is all about? How do I know? That damn idiot is in heat like that! He even had a fight with his father, ruined a quarter of hell and tried to turn me from his tutor into his princess - God I actually said the word. Do you think this is just a joke? Ha, ha, ha, it's really funny. Do you need me to applaud you, Diane? ... But Satan agreed, otherwise you would think I said I was in an emergency. ... How many times do I need to say it! I really don't know what happened after all! I just want to resign! ! Damn it! That's nothing more than a resignation report! Yes, in order to save me, he decided to let me stay in hell forever. Should I be moved? Hey, David, listen, you've got to take care of this for me. It was you who recommended this job to me in the first place... Yes, I was short of money at the time but... I don't care! I just want to get out of this damn hell! ! ! ! ! ! What? ? ? Wait, what do you mean by "I really don't know what to do anymore"... You don't mean that you really want me to stay here and wait to become that bullshit princess. I can't believe we've been friends for so long... Ah, I forgot, a true friend wouldn't recommend a hell of a job to a serious, kind and poor graduate. Yeah? If you feel that way, yes, I'm being sarcastic. I'm going fucking crazy and you want me to stay calm? That idiot even started recommending his attendants to pick up my mother! Of course I can't agree! Yes, I'm hiding in my student's house right now. ... Listen, David, you have no idea what's going on - it's an abyssal demon in heat! ! ! Damn do you know how big his prototype was? Even if I go to hell, I don't want to have a hole in my rectum! I need to get out of this damn place right now, right now. Do you understand what this is all about? Fuck you princess, listen... David, I don't care, I repeat, I don't care, before I became a damn teacher, I was just an ordinary human being, I don't have that terrible habit! Damn that devil but his cock is as big as your waist and it has a whole row of cocks! ... Shut up, that's not what you should be worried about! I won't marry! Is it time to learn about the benefits of marrying a demon? Wait, did you do something wrong... No, no, no! I didn't want to know this at all! You can't help it? Do you dare to say it again? Since you have a way to get me into this damn place, you should have a way to get me back! I am not a fucking princess! No! At this point, you're still trying to persuade me to accept reality... I really can't believe it... I actually trusted a guy like you, and you're not even as good as a swamp tree demon! Ha, that's right - the Demon of the Abyss will only be in love with his destined person and will have only one and crazy love for this specific person in his long life... Do you need me to read this paragraph to you louder? This damn encyclopedia was written when I came here! Fuck the Destined Ones! That's just an idiot. The next second after I crawl out of hell, he might go into heat with a flaming poisonous frog! But all in all now I need to go back! David? David? David... Zoya, what's wrong with you? What happened? The phone suddenly went dead... Is Thaddeus here?

Updates are no longer extravagant, but even 2 of the existing 6 chapters have been locked?...

Can anyone point me to the locked content? I already want to see it rolling around.

I saw a bunch of comments from 9 years ago... I'm a bit smart

10 Years! ! Help, old giant pit -_-

Watching it again is still great! ! ! ! ! ! By the way, can you show me how Qiuqiu is locked? ? ? ?

Why are there so many beautiful pits?

It's been twenty-five years, and I've come to the bottom of the pit. I'm begging you to fill it up.

Teacher Wanmofan hahahahahaha