[BTS] Since I'm Thirty, I Might as Well Become a Magical Girl, Chu~

A magical sprite from an alien planet follows a prophecy to find the girl with the greatest potential to become a magical girl. It forms a contract with her, to protect world peace and gather the power of love. But because humans are a different species, the sprite is face-blind to all of humanity. By a twist of fate, it forms a contract with BTS, leading to a series of farces:

"I'm Maruru, a little sprite from the planet Heart-Heart! I'm here to help you achieve your dreams! Do you want to be the very best singer? Do you want to become the very best idol? Then let Maruru help you become magical girls!"

"Use magic that makes everyone's hearts go doki-doki, put on cute, sparkling kilakila skirts, and become the cutest idols!"

"???" Kim Seokjin, 30 years old, male, successful person.

Did it get something wrong?

"Ah! A monster's here! Hurry and transform! Just shout the magic spell and you'll transform! Follow me!"

"Do, Re, Mi, Music Start---Rendition!!"

"?!?!" Kim Namjoon, blue frilly dress, Rap Monster.

I don't want to wear this!

"Whether it's my singing, my dancing, or my smile, they're all the most powerful magic for protecting world peace. Magical Strawberry Jazz, make way!"

"???" Kim Taehyung, loves strawberries but doesn't want to become one, pink strawberry saxophone.

I'm dead. Don't summon me.

"Magical Cream Dancer, use the pure magic to drive the monster away!"

"???" Park Jimin, straight-man wrench, sexy heartthrob.

Pure? How am I supposed to be pure?

"All monsters are born from people's negative emotions. Only magic music filled with cute love can touch their hearts."

"..." Min Yoongi, cold stone, with a domineering, wickedly charming aura.

This damn world has finally gone crazy.

"As magical girls, you must always mind your behavior. 'Please don't treat it so roughly! Gentle and cute is the most important thing! You can only use magic~'"

Jung Hoseok, Gwangju dance king, cool and stylish. Jeon Jungkook, pierced, tattooed, muscular, sharp guy.

So we just can't attack them physically?

"From now on, you are magical girl warriors who will protect world peace and your musical dreams. You must never back down when faced with a little monster like this!"

Little monster, actually as big as Godzilla.

"???" BTS, magical girl group.

"You mean I got it wrong?"

"You're not girls?"

"You've already become the best idols?"

"You don't want to be magical girls?"

"But once a contract is made, it can't be canceled!"

BTS, magical girl group: What kind of heartless boss are you?!

A little idea I had while reading a comic. I'm putting it here for now.

There'll probably be a lot of magical-girl-style anime elements.

Theme: Save the world, magical girls!