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Since the beginning of the new century, the most hotly discussed and astonishing piece of gossip in the Alliance has been that the eldest son of the wealthy Xi family married an obscure man.
The eldest son of the Xi family was ruthless and decisive, a powerful tycoon feared by everyone.
It was said that the man he married had been forced to cruelly break up with his old flame, then coerced into marrying him and moving into his mansion, where he wept every day.
But in fact, Lou Han was delighted to move into the wealthy family.
Because... he was a couch potato.
Until one day, he woke up to find himself bound to a System and transported into a virtual world.
System: "Follow the instructions and complete your missions. After a few small worlds, you can return to your original world."
Though he had no idea how things had come to this, Lou Han still planned to speedrun the missions.
World One:
You are one of many sons in a family on the brink of decline.
The family is about to fall apart, and every member is looking for a new patron.
Just then, a guest arrives from afar: a powerful, influential cousin who becomes the object of everyone's admiration and pursuit.
Obviously, the mission must be to restore the family!
To get back, Couch Potato Han decides to get off his butt.
System: "Mission One: Handle your cousin's pursuit of you well."
Lou Han: ?
"You can't refuse. You can only accept. No one can withstand your cousin's methods."
"Mission Two: Hide your aversion and do everything you can to please your cousin."
Lou Han: ...Get lost.
"Mission Three:"
Deep in the flowerbed, the night wind was bitterly cold. The man with phoenix eyes and thin lips looked at him, lifting his chin with one finger and gazing at his handsome face. His voice was hoarse and restrained as it brushed his ear: "I know I forced you, but even if you don't want to, would you let me kiss you?"
"Please accept a kiss from your cousin."
Looking at the very young, wealthy cousin before him,
Lou Han, who had just raised his hand to beat the man senseless: Husband?!!!!
#Later I realized that in every story, I was a couch potato while powerful husbands pursued me by force#
#I'm the aloof, seemingly pure white lotus everyone has their eye on#
*
Lou Han, watching his husband work hard to earn money: Kiss, kiss, kiss. Amazing.
Xi Jingqi: Lou Han doesn't like money. For someone like him, money would only insult him. How can I make you stay?
? Is it possible that I really just want to be a wealthy family's couch potato?
World Two:
- Ancient setting, heir apparent and crown prince
A gentle young lord who serves as a study companion x a crown prince who is about to take the throne after murdering his father and brother
[A sweet, guileless top who just wants to laze around and enjoy life x a cold, overbearing bottom with boundless power and ability]
My next ongoing series: In a World at War, I, the Succubus, Make My Weary Husband Emperor
Also known as: With the Future Emperor Husband's Support, I Rose from the Bottom to the Top
Career-obsessed straight top x lovestruck, obsessive bottom
["How about I make you emperor?
From now on, my hands are yours, and your sins are mine. With my own hands, I'll raise you up to the throne."]
Zheng Du had always loved power.
But one day, at the height of his success, he was transported to an underdeveloped ancient world and became a commoner.
A disaster from the start.
But even if Zheng Du had nothing else, he had an intense desire to rise above everyone else.
He immediately began his rise to power in ancient times.
At last, after eighty-one days of hard work, he passed the exam and became a provincial graduate. Even knowing that the court was rotten and that one had to buy an official post to become an official,
he still eagerly spent every night fishing in the river and selling his catch for money.
Then he came across someone who was in the middle of jumping into the river!
With one last shred of kindness left in his heart, Zheng Du rescued the man on the spot.
The man lay drenched on the shore, decked out in gold and silver. He was clearly of noble birth, but he glared at Zheng Du and asked what gave him the right to stop him from dying.
Zheng Du: ...
But when Zheng Du finally had the means to "bribe" a certain minister and arrange an official title for himself,
he saw the very person he'd rescued sitting on a raised platform inside the minister's mansion.
The minister addressed him with fearful deference: "Your Highness, Heir Apparent."
Zheng Du: ?
The heir apparent was the last surviving bloodline of the imperial family and the designated future emperor, hailed as the jewel of Great Qian.
Not only was he of noble blood, but he was also skilled in both literature and martial arts, with the bearing of the founding emperor. He'd been spoiled since childhood, always getting whatever he wanted.
But he had a strange illness: despite living in luxury every day, he found life pointless and wanted to ascend to heaven.
The person Zheng Du had rescued was the heir apparent, who had tried to kill himself for the nth time.
Zheng Du: ...What a nutcase.
The heir apparent glared at him gloomily and asked why he wasn't bowing.
In short, Zheng Du had hit the jackpot. A powerful noble had taken a liking to him.
With his patron's support, Zheng Du soon seized power,
becoming a powerful minister of his age.
It seemed that his patron was a man who liked men and had designs on him. But that didn't matter.
But Zheng Du soon realized something was wrong, because he discovered that he was in a novel!!! The heir apparent was the villain, and he was about to fall from power?!!
His vision went black. As a member of the heir apparent's faction, he was sure to die.
Zheng Du spent the night figuring out the plot from the memories in his head. It turned out the heir apparent's bloodline was illegitimate, and the protagonist, a prince raised in obscurity, was about to defeat him.
The ending was that the heir apparent, who had already wanted to die, was killed miserably by the new emperor.
Zheng Du, who'd only just climbed to the top of the leaderboards: ...
Seeing that the heir apparent was plagued by illness and frail to the point of collapse,
Zheng Du began, for the first time, to show excessive concern for his boss.
Day One: He made soup.
Day Two: He brought ginseng.
Day Three: ...He added a massage.
Everyone in the heir apparent's household was saying that the usually rational and heartless chief minister had gone mad. He merely worried over the heir apparent's daily life, but he'd even... even seduced the succubus-like heir apparent.
One night,
Zheng Du sat by the heir apparent's bedside with a lamp, looking at Xie Yunling's scarred body after yet another suicide attempt.
Zheng Du kissed his lips and caressed his body, coaxing him softly: "Do you want to be with me for the rest of your life? If you do, how about you don't die?"
Xie Yunling frowned at him viciously.
Zheng Du's expression didn't change. "I know why you want to die."
"How about I make you emperor?"
From now on, my hands are yours, and your sins are mine. With my own hands, I'll raise you up to the throne.
*At first, Zheng Du only wanted to make his mark on this world. Later, he realized he'd fallen in love with someone, and wanted that person to have an extraordinary life recorded in the history books.*
1. Bittersweet and sweet, the couple is endgame.
2. Later, look for the tag: #A Peek into the Harem's Secret History: The Chief Minister and His Majesty's Untold Story#
3. A modern man travels to ancient times, becomes the most powerful minister in history, and helps his husband become emperor. Everything goes smoothly! qwq
Theme: Even being a couch potato is pretty great
I'm convinced, and I just want to play the trick of forced marriage and robbery, right? [Oh oh oh]
So what does the pamphlet say? Faster, faster. I beg you. Faster. [Please][Please][Continue][Continue]
And why in the modern world does Beijing feel that it is forced? What happened to make Jing pull Han into the small world?
So... What does that booklet record?
"It wasn't until Xi Jingqi's stone thrust into his mouth with turbulent force again that Lou Han confirmed this." This gave the author a big bug ~ it was the tongue [cat head]
"The system is crazy: [... Look at your husband and wife's birth separation", which is a big bug for the author ~ it should be the birth separation [Catou]
Hahahahaha So this time it's the pure white lotus stereotype, I don't dare to touch it [laughs]
"He slowly raised his hands to show that there were no weapons in his hands." This is a big bug for the author~ "There should be no weapons."
I just like when the subordinate forces the superior, please write quickly.
"My queen married me, the daughter of a declining but famous family, and she disliked him. But my queen was a smart person. She never showed this. Instead, she pretended to love him very much when someone was around." "Caught a big bug for the author~
Is it to marry, not to take? [Cat head] [cat head]
I'm convinced, and I just want to play the trick of forced marriage and robbery, right? [Oh oh oh]
So what does the pamphlet say? Faster, faster. I beg you. Faster. [Please][Please][Continue][Continue]
And why in the modern world does Beijing feel that it is forced? What happened to make Jing pull Han into the small world?
So... What does that booklet record?
"It wasn't until Xi Jingqi's stone thrust into his mouth with turbulent force again that Lou Han confirmed this." This gave the author a big bug ~ it was the tongue [cat head]
"The system is crazy: [... Look at your husband and wife's birth separation", which is a big bug for the author ~ it should be the birth separation [Catou]
Hahahahaha So this time it's the pure white lotus stereotype, I don't dare to touch it [laughs]
"He slowly raised his hands to show that there were no weapons in his hands." This is a big bug for the author~ "There should be no weapons."
I just like when the subordinate forces the superior, please write quickly.
"My queen married me, the daughter of a declining but famous family, and she disliked him. But my queen was a smart person. She never showed this. Instead, she pretended to love him very much when someone was around." "Caught a big bug for the author~ Is it to marry, not to take? [Cat head] [cat head]