[The father-type ninja later exploded with S attributes, possessiveness, max strength, and X attack. Because of his doting, he could rua and tolerate all cows and cats]
[Two neurotics whose brain circuits perfectly match each other]
Xu Xiasheng and Yan Huaiqing have known each other for eighteen years and have been in love for seven years. I thought we could grow old together, but we broke up on a rainy night.
The reason is unknown. He didn't ask, and the other party didn't say anything.
His brain was still stuck. On the way home, Xu Xiasheng was knocked away.
With "werwer" wailing in his ears, Xu Xiasheng covered his painful waist, spit out the dirty water he had choked in, and looked at the culprit in embarrassment——
It's an arrogant Beagle.
That makes sense.
*
It's nice to have a beagle, really.
Xu Xiasheng picked up Yan Huaiqing's photo and stood it in front of the dog.
"Dog, I have been raising soldiers for a thousand days. You have to help me avenge you. Remember this man, he has a raised butt. If you see him, bite him there..."
Yan Huaiqing, who was twisting his butt and wewering strangely: "?"
Why don't you say bite in front?
*
Xu Xiasheng's job is to enter the dream world, help the target gain happiness, and usher in real spring in Linxing City.
Big Xiangzi held the shopping cart in his mouth and drifted at lightning speed. A long-haired cow with fluffy hair emerged from the basket, with round and translucent blue eyes.
Xu Xiasheng shook the cat's tail: "Come on! Let them see how powerful the Niubi combination is!"
Ignoring the ban "no cows and cats are allowed to enter", the two little animals acted recklessly, sprinting vigorously, beating chickens and eggs everywhere they went, and screaming angrily.
The company interviews star employees who have achieved great results:
Xu Xiasheng meows: "The universal formula to solve the current dilemma: let people encounter greater difficulties!"
Bigger raised his head proudly: "And we are the biggest trouble in the world!"
*
Later, they all lost the memory of turning into animals.
In Chaoyue City, Xu Xiasheng met Yan Huaiqing again. When we meet again after breaking up, there is nothing but strangeness and embarrassment. Maybe Xia Sheng always had an uncontrollable urge to get close to Yan Huaiqing.
In my vague memory, he is a cat. A certain man's skill in petting a cat made the cat turn up on its belly. Unable to bear it any longer, it bit the man's finger and ran away.
He stared at Yan Huaiqing's hand.
Touch me.
I miss you.
Xu Xiasheng stretched out his palm tentatively. Yan Huaiqing, who was still cold and inhumane just now, was stunned. He instinctively put his chin in his palm and rubbed it with a whimper.
"Good dog." Xu Xiasheng smiled, "Do you still want to rub my chest?"
[Food Guide]
☆Yan Zuo Xia You, don't tear it apart, don't go against it, the first year of love, the best friends, each other's first love 1V1 HE
☆Fairy tale style, a bit slow, unrealistic elements. The upper part is about the adventures of cats and dogs, and the second part is about the protagonist turning back into a human being.
☆Serious summary: The story of a young couple who depended on each other to overcome trauma and love each other even more o3o
☆Original name: "Psycho meets Destructor"
Intention: Go see him, he loves you so much
