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[Dementia and clingy emperor penguin attack (Di Sheng)
Gu Liguang went to catch the students who skipped class and played games, and there was a fierce chase in the dark alley.
Unexpectedly, when I opened the big shaking box, I accidentally took out a hidden item——
The strange man huddled up with his head in his hands, covered in filth and only wrapped in a few rags, trembling in panic like a newborn animal.
This aroused the protective desire in Gu Liguang's heart, and he whispered: "What's your name?"
Hearing Gu Liguang's voice, the man's eyes lit up. He jumped up suddenly, stretched his arms back, and ran around unsteadily in the alley. He took two steps and fell down after three steps. When he fell, he got up, and when he got up, he fell again.
Seeing Gu Liguang retreating silently, the man quickly lay down, like a torpedo ready to go.
Gu Liguang:? !
This path happens to be covered with freshly frozen ice.
So——
The screams of pins mixed with the howls of bowling balls echoed through the corners of the alley.
Students standing in rows at the entrance of the alley:?
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By chance, the man temporarily stayed at Gu Liguang's house. He patiently takes care of the man and teaches him to re-understand the world.
The strangeness of the first meeting was gradually forgotten until one day he came home.
An emperor penguin chick lowered his head to pluck his own feathers and stuffed the fallen feathers into his thin down jacket.
First reaction:
The filial penguin is afraid that his father will be cold and will pluck his feathers to offer warmth.
Second reaction:
When did his door become any door leading to the South Pole?
Reason returned, Gu Liguang ran away:
Help, why is there a penguin in his house? How can a penguin behave like this? The penguin has become a sperm...! ! !
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Weird things don't happen alone.
Since then, Penguins have come to him one after another, and the Penguin army has grown exponentially.
They take care of the children during the day and take care of the goose at night. Both groups are rebellious and disobedient. Gu Liguang is eight hundred years old:
"Don't slap people in the face, it's not as high as your belly! Are you a basketball kid?"
"Stop stealing other people's rocks. Your home has been stolen too! Isn't it enough to be beaten?"
"Don't kick my ass, you vicious Adeley!... Didi! Help!"
Di Di (a 1.9 Meter strong man ver AKA The King of Goose Kindergarten) flew into Gu Liguang's arms, the big bird hanging around his neck lovingly.
Gu Liguang tried to negotiate terms: "Let them be quiet for one hour, and I will allow you to rub in my arms for five minutes."
Didi shook his head and pointed at his mouth.
Gu Liguang: "No!"
Didi blinked aggrievedly.
Gu Liguang: "No need to discuss."
Di Di raised his arm slightly——
When the switch was turned on, other restless penguins stretched their necks and shouted loudly, and the lingering sound of hoarse and mocking goose calls was stirring.
Gu Liguang: "..."
For the sake of his fragile hearing, Gu Liguang closed his eyes and prepared to accept the violent slurping on his face like a storm.
The next second, he covered his face and screamed.
"Don't suddenly turn back into a penguin when you kiss me!!!"
The one-meter-two-meter-round emperor penguin looked innocent and stood there in a daze.
Didi:?
You staff penguins, I will never let you go :-)
[Food Guide]
1 The whole text is fictitious, full of nonsense, contains unrealistic elements, and is not the kind that becomes a spirit.
2. After Gong completely transforms back into a human being, he will no longer be stupid.
3 Conventions Di Zuo Gu You Don't tear it apart or go against it Double first love 1V1 HE
Intention: Your loneliness is my loneliness
