[Coming Soon: Wuxia Crossover: Me? I'm Totally the Villain!!!]
Shang Ling was the senior disciple of the Xiaoyao Sword Sect, a martial arts sect.
As the senior disciple, he had endless worries to deal with. The sect leader was a hands-off boss, so whenever anything came up, Shang Ling had to step in. His junior brothers and sisters were always clamoring for attention.
Shang Ling felt that even though he was only a bright young man of twenty, he lived like an old nanny. He felt utterly worn out.
So he couldn't help packing his sword and running away from home. On his very first day out, a flash of white light carried him to a strange place.
Then something calling itself a System suddenly appeared in his mind.
System: [Ding! Wuxia System 002 has bound Host Shang Ling.]
Afterward, Shang Ling was told that he could only return to his original world after completing the System's missions.
With no other choice, Shang Ling accepted.
This thing calling itself a System could randomly reveal one of a person's secrets the first time he saw them.
To complete a mission, Shang Ling had to reveal the secret to that person right away, in front of them.
Shang Ling: Am I really not going to get beaten to death?
There was no helping it. To get home, Shang Ling had to give it his all.
And so...
Shang Ling: I know you have two sons. You stole the Heavenly One Divine Water. You also have another identity, Shangguan XX. Boss Yan, you're a XX. And so on.
In short, Shang Ling began a life of extreme survival. Everyone whose secret he exposed hunted him down, no matter how far they had to go.
Fortunately, Shang Ling was highly skilled in martial arts, so he was still managing to stay alive for the time being.
Until he met a directionally challenged man.
The man had a pair of flirtatious peach-blossom eyes and exquisite features. With a malicious smile, he said, "Hey, which way is the capital? If you don't tell me, I'll kill you."
Shang Ling randomly learned the man's secret: Oh, no!!!!!
He looked at the man in agony, his refined face full of distress. Almost word by word, he said, "You like &*..."
Some of the words were automatically censored by the System.
The moment he finished speaking, Shang Ling bolted. He had no choice. The man's sword was already drawn.
Because of this, Shang Ling ended up with a clingy pest he couldn't shake off.
The man had an episode, his eyes red-rimmed, his face beaming with happiness as he grabbed the hem of Shang Ling's clothes and pleaded, "Quick, hit me."
Shang Ling sighed silently and pulled his disheveled clothes back into place. "Don't lie on the ground. You'll catch a chill."
The man held a whip. "Quick..." Before he could finish, Shang Ling took the whip from him. "It has barbs. Let me file them down first."
The man: ...Damn it.
The System: ...Oh, no.
A refined and courteous, occasionally mischievous motherly bottom × a calculating, sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside top with serious issues
Coming Soon: [Wuxia Crossover: Me? I'm Totally the Villain!!!]
Xie Zhenfeng was the youngest disciple under the leader of the Wanjian Sect. Young and exceptionally talented, he was unbeatable at sixteen.
One day, as he hugged his sword and lamented how lonely it was to be peerless, when the taste of invincibility was so desolate, a System fell from the sky and struck him, sending him transmigrating into a wuxia world.
The System rubbed its hands together excitedly. "Host, bind with the [Villain Acting System] and reaching the pinnacle of life will be no dream. As long as you earn the ultimate title, 'You Truly Are a Heinous, Evil Villain,' you'll get a peerless divine sword."
Xie Zhenfeng nodded eagerly. "Sure, sure."
The System took one look at Xie Zhenfeng and was horrified. "Wait, who are you?"
I was supposed to bind with the Wanjian Sect's refined and courteous senior disciple. A villain needs to be someone like that to make the contrast interesting.
Xie Zhenfeng: "I'm Xie Zhenfeng, the greatest swordsman under heaven!!!"
The System panicked in its System space. "Aaaah, how could it be this menace?"
It knew of Xie Zhenfeng: a training fanatic who only cared about martial arts and swords, someone the entire Wanjian Sect tried to avoid.
The greatest swordsman under heaven had no tact. You had to speak plainly to him. How could someone like that possibly play a convincing villain?
But the binding was already done, so the System had no choice but to grit its teeth and issue a mission.
System: "Host, see that wicked old woman up ahead, who's about to disfigure a young girl? Hurry and steal her lines and actions."
Please say: [Hah, and you call yourself a villain? Today, I'll show you what a real villain is supposed to be like.]
Xie Zhenfeng rushed over with his sword in his arms. "No problem."
He knocked the wicked old woman to the ground with one sword strike, planted a foot on her back, and delivered the line coolly, chin held high.
The System shrieked. "Wrong, wrong! You hit the wrong person!"
The next moment...
System: [Ding! Mission complete. Received the beginner title
Is there anything that I, the distinguished VIP, cannot watch?
Press the claw, and then you can take Gong Jiu to see the master's excitement
Hahaha, look at the different places you picked.
Hahaha, take out the whip, don't refuse now
No, it's all over. Why don't you kiss one and show it to me?
If the system is still online, there will definitely be Shen Lang and A Fei's melons.
It's over. It's over. If you are so soft-hearted, you will definitely be eaten by Gong Jiu.
Looking forward to them watching the master's excitement
You two are really a perfect match, such a tacit understanding
Hahahaha, let's confess together