I am Jonas Elias Schaefer, a former heretic priest and former trainee priest. Now, I have a new identity: detective's assistant.
Half a month ago, I accepted a deal with the church and prepared to meet my death calmly. That was Leno's version of events. In reality, I only might have died. Leno brought a group of people and dragged me back. "What kind of joke is this? Don't disappear without saying goodbye, you bastard!"
And so I returned to Leno's Detective Agency, located in the First Layer of the West Vela, and began my life of poverty. Leno was furious that I wasn't living up to my potential. "The first time we met, you could still throw money at me. Now the church has kicked you out, and look at you, Elias..."
I had nothing to say to Leno, who spent all day looking for lost cats and dogs and couldn't make any money.
I don't know why he turned down the lucrative option of robbery, but luckily, I'm somewhat interested in being a detective.
I was good at being a priest, but I'm not cut out to be a detective. I can't do what Leno does, where "no matter how difficult things are from the start, they always end with everyone sitting down for a chat." So I'll just do what I'm best at: "No matter who's in the right, let's beat them up first and ask questions later."
If I keep this up, surely I'll soon become the best detective's assistant in history.
Hmph. What an easy job.
Reader's Guide:
1. The main story is told in third person. The protagonist is the pursuer. No switching roles, no reversals.
2. This is a fictional fantasy world. Please don't apply it to reality. The content is pure nonsense, and the deductive logic is very unreliable.
3. Elias x Leno: an aloof, arrogant new assistant x a laid-back, unconventional detective.
Theme: There are champions in every line of work.
Coming here from Western Persimmon, I really like these two books about Private Detective.
Hey, Dada has started a new article. From God's Favorite to now, Dada has really been producing steadily [Dog's Head Holds a Rose]
Oops, even though they say "kill them, don't bury them", I feel like Eli is gentle and cool——🧋 hhh You laughed me to death, did you fake the corpse——? Eli, you are kind of funny too. Lenore and Eli are really, hahaha, everyone seems to be the reliable assistant Eli who is always taking care of the childish detective Lenore, but in fact it is the reliable detective who is watching over his assistant who will cause problems if he is not careful... Leno's angle of persuasion is really strange, but only this angle is useful... Another sip of 🧋 To be honest, Leno feels that no one (even himself) cares about what he says casually. Most of the time it is the truth. If Leno hadn't dragged Eli, I can't imagine what this superpower who is gradually losing his emotions would do... A great detective of justice! True to its name! "Common Sense of Life" 🐶
These two threw the client aside and started arguing with themselves. It was so funny.
It's such a joy to catch updates before going to bed! I will eat before going to sleep—— "That's good at anti-stalking." No, I really think Leno is being sarcastic, thinking that an old woman who is not even a super can find so much and contact the detective... Although this is not the category of anti-stalking. Are you still looking for someone who is definitely dead? Eli always reveals a little bit of his inhumanity in unexpected places. But what if that's not the problem? If Leno died, would you still look for him? He will definitely not only look for it, he will turn the whole world upside down to look for it. When he finds it, he will eat it and maybe shed tears. Eli understands love and pain, he just doesn't have empathy... Which is a good thing in this world. The man responsible for tracking was probably in more pain than any of his companions. Kindness is a thorn, but if it can only hurt oneself, there must be something wrong with the world. He didn't even do anything wrong - or rather, he didn't have time to do anything yet. The only shortcoming of this person was his weakness. This organization may not be weak, but the powerful ones among them seem to have no will, so nothing has changed. People who wanted to die still died, and people who might not have had to die also died. Detectives and assistants are outsiders. When they got here, what had to happen had already happened. Alas, I suddenly hate this organization even more. Anything can be sacrificed, but can such a wasteful sacrifice be allowed? Determining the death of a member within a week, is this a matter of ability or attitude? It seems to be the latter. A living person can continue to create value, but when he becomes a dead person, the situation is seen in front of his eyes. The only value left by the dead person is not even in himself. The only person who feels sad is his colleagues who are not so familiar - is this kind of organization really cohesive? What great things can be accomplished? And change the world... At least say a few nice words to the victims. Leno's coaching is also a bit on the mind. "That's just a corpse, not the person you know." What a decisive thought. The person you care about is dead, not turned into a corpse, but non-existent, gone, dead, and the corpse is not him - don't be affected by a corpse. You have to separate them. A dead body or experimental material cannot affect your next actions. They may be some kind of continuation, but for your purpose, you must separate them. Very calm. Worthy of being a detective... Eli is unreliable again in Cricket. In fact, I think he might be quite reliable, but he is not that strong, too empathetic, and the organizational structure is always looking for trouble for him... The name Touring Group is a bit intended to attract attention. Touring exhibitions, traveling exhibitions, are like a terrorist organization that can blow up fireworks for performances. Will changing the world really be what men want it to be, and will everyone be better off as a result? Seems like a common backfire story. Eli, you have this... Attitude of being a mistress of the imperial palace? You are not together either. All in all, I'm trying to grab "the seat closest to Leno." The hallucination is: "Those who are not dead in this palace will be concubines after all" "Why bother to get angry with someone and a husband who are not worthy of the stage" - is there actually a palace fight?! Leno really can't figure out what Eli is thinking about. To be honest, it's a bit annoying for Leno to leave Eli now. It was fine when I didn't meet the virtuous snake. But if I am really adopted by a hard-working and funny snake, can I still return to a single life? I will starve to death. Jpg With his IQ or intuition, Leno always succeeded in giving Eli a nice touch.
Leno needs to be careful. If a person with solid eyes firmly believes that you are a liar and no longer believes in your words but is unwilling to leave you, then you can only be closely guarded... Maybe like a prisoner being guarded by a jailer? Especially when it comes to life and death. But Leno still has emotional intelligence, and it shouldn't be to that point. "After all, we are friends, I won't let you get lost." Danger to speak! Leno is also black. This desire for exclusivity Hahahahaha "Irrelevant Personnel", the man is so wronged, who is really irrelevant—— Oh, the sparkling firm belief in Leno's eyes would also be a dazzling treasure for Eli. Extraordinary people always pursue emotions that cannot be felt, even pain and sorrow; and Leno himself has already shaken Eli's emotions. Like the diet that sustains life and existence. Things that cannot be shared must be firmly protected and enjoyed slowly and steadily, but what if it is one person? You realize that this is a treasure, and the treasure itself has warmth, and you are unwilling to cover up its light. So should we eat him? You don't want him to become cold either. Just accept the struggle, the challenge, the injury - accept that you may leave him, and he may leave you. The reason for risking separation is the unwillingness to separate. --What a terrible fate. But Eli will be willing to endure it. The food he desires needs such protection to be fuller and more abundant: the happiness, fantasy, curiosity and even desire to challenge that belong to Leno, and maybe love. I remember reading "Dialogue of Love" before. The author wrote this sentence before all the words: To everyone who is lost in longing. Hopefully Eli won't be lost. But thinking about Leno, I feel more reassured. The detective is keen and meticulous in this regard and will not let Eli go astray. I feel like this scent also symbolizes Eli's view of Lenore? Eli is an intuitive person. Cover yourself up with a vulgar appearance, but is there a sharp and hurtful being inside? This is indeed the case... For extraordinary beings, their final destination is in the body of the person they care about. Maybe it will be a good ending... Sigh. Eli, Eli, do you think the detective's lies are part of the fragrance of his soul?
Although Leno was smiling, it felt like he was angry. Look back to see if your guess was right - you guessed wrong! You're kidding! Eli is really fooled every time, and it's the same all the time [covering face, laughing and crying] It's okay! There are advantages to being cheated by Leno, and even though he cheated on you, you can still control him! The old woman surrendered, but was not trusted, and then the man allowed her to seek help successfully, alas. It feels like this organization is almost doomed if it has members like this. But I can't say for sure. In reality, there are no professional organizations like this. The world is really a huge grass-roots team! Things are changing. I still remember how Eli said at the beginning that he would not die, which made Leno half angry to death.
What's the difference between interrogation and flirting between these two (bushi) But really, what's the difference! A cute detective with high attack and low defense... There is a sense of dependence when you rub your face and hands, the feeling of voluntarily relying on you, trusting you, and opening up something important to you and entrusting it to you. And then there are only venomous snakes, which are even cuter. Straight ball! Eh! That's great, just want to hit the ball straight! Eli is quite foul, and the lies he tells can be seen at a glance, which means that his truth is the truth and can be trusted. For Leno, he can deal with lies and threats calmly, but he will be at a loss when it comes to the truth. No, no... But it doesn't make any difference if you stand in front of Leno... Why would Eli think that his disguise ability is better than this person who can only do tracking work?
Hahahahahahaha thank you so much otherwise I wouldn't have known about it hahahahahaha I feel like the little snake would proudly puff up his chest and say no thanks hahahaha ... I'm envious. I work from 8 to 5, with a monthly salary of 2,000, five insurances and no gold. I get bonuses based on luck. I don't have weekends off, and there's no overtime pay... But it's normal for a superman like Ada to be treated like this. I don't envy it. I don't envy it (brainwashing). Church, I'm starting to get alarmed Uh, I feel like my prophecy has come true. There can't really be an immortal in this place, right?
These two can be considered a kind of Mr. And Mrs. Smith hahaha "How could you do this?" Eli, you are really flawless in every sentence... The little stupid snake can't figure it out even if he thinks hard, Leno, you are just teasing him, just tease him! I don't believe you didn't see it! So it's not surprising that I think Leno is usually acting on purpose. At times like this, whether it's to test or tease, Eli will just feel: He's here again... I'm used to it. Jpg What's wrong, Miss. Gif They met in the dairy forecourt? The woman is from the dairy? Or to say that we met by chance on the wall... This might be too strange. But to say he is a powerful transcendent seems quite normal... Ferry! Why is it you again!