Pre-receipt: "Interstellar Rotten"
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Jiang Bai was so poor that there were only two holes in his trouser pocket except for the toilet paper he carried all year round.
It is said that a poor person has short ambitions, but Jiang Bai not only has short ambitions, but also has a short life.
Because of coagulation, he had been afraid of getting hurt since he was a child. However, when he was preparing to go on stage to give a speech, he accidentally fell and lost his life.
When he opened his eyes again, Jiang Bai became the rich second generation in the novel who was lost and found again when he was young. As soon as he opened his eyes, he was kicked by his brother.
Jiang Bai, who was kicked downstairs, took his medical insurance card and went to the hospital. He also gave himself a full-body examination. The results showed that he was healthy and his pocket was also healthy.
In the novel, Jiang Bai was tricked by the Jiang family's adopted son into climbing into Xie Hui's bed, and was eventually imprisoned and tortured to death by Xie Hui.
Jiang Bai: "... Don't set me up, I'm not in good health, don't you just want me to marry the madman of the Xie family for you? I'll go myself."
On their wedding night, Xie Hui returned home and saw Jiang Bai wearing a bright red bathrobe, crossing a pair of looming white legs, meditating on the bed with his eyes closed, as if he had seen through the world of mortals and was about to become a monk.
Xie Hui: ... The way to spoil the fun is really ingenious!
After Jiang Bai married Xie Hui, he found that his life was not very pleasant. He went to class every day, took care of his health, and took time to calm down the angry boss, telling him that it would be better to make money when he was angry, because being angry would hurt his liver.
Just when everyone thought that because of Xie Laosan's stubbornness, good people sent to him would fall into his hands sooner or later. Someone saw Xie Hui blocking the person in the corner of the banquet hall and coaxing him: "Don't be angry anymore. Being angry hurts your health. Why don't you hit me twice to calm down."
The next second I saw Jiang Bai slap Xie Hui on the face...
The onlookers were about to say that he was finished now, but they saw that Madman Xie was not angry, but even put his other face towards him: "Do you want a beating here too?"
[Crazy boss (let's all die and destroy the world) Attack & Buddhist Little Pepper (As long as we are alive, the world will be beautiful) Accept]
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Pre-receipt: "Interstellar Rotten"
Shen Tu was the most powerful guide in the entire galaxy. He had not lost a single victory in ten years, but he was killed during a migration and starved to death in a black hole.
When he woke up again, he became Shen Man, a blind man with no mental power on the waste star. He followed his crippled grandfather to make a living by picking up interstellar waste.
After working hard for ten years, Shen Tu didn't want to fight anymore. It would be nice to just pick up rubbish on this waste planet.
But no one told him that the interstellar garbage dump can still pick up a lot of living people!
Shen Man touched the star mark on the opponent's sleeve, and the lion said loudly: "Your mental power is seriously damaged. Five thousand star coins will help you channelize your mental body."
Gu Fengyou, who was about to be smoked to death by garbage: "Are you robbing money?"
Shen Man: "Ang, don't forget it."
Gu Fengyou, who had never been spoken to in this tone before: "Do you know who I am?"
Shen Man: "Are you the legendary... Trash prince?"
Gu Fengyou: "..."
When Gu Fengyou left, he gave Shen Man 10,000 star coins.
Shen Man originally wanted to use the money to live happily and drink spicy food, but before the money was even warm, the old man at home used it to buy a ticket to the main star and sent him to an interstellar school.
It's okay to go to school... But the bad thing is that the school is full of familiar people.
The serious black-faced instructor was the soldier he scolded and cried in the past; the ruthless female commander was his comrade who had been through life and death with him; the counselor sent from above was his opponent who had been in tit-for-tat for many years; even the principal once respectfully called him "Colonel Shen" in the interstellar conference room.
Things have changed, and now he has fallen into the hands of these people.
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Someone was sent from above to test the differentiation of the students. Everyone came down to gather. Only one person sat on the observation platform and watched the excitement. He was sure that he was "watching" the excitement. Gu Fengyou's eyes shrank... Isn't he blind?
Gu Fengyou raised his finger and pointed at the observation platform: "Why doesn't he come down?"
Principal: "You mean Shen Man? He doesn't need to be tested, he has no mental power."
Gu Fengyou: "?"
No mental power?
If he had no mental power, then who had channeled his silver wolf to become so irritable and crazy now?
Wait a minute... Where is his dead wolf!
On the observation platform, the silver wolf-shaped spiritual body, which was majestic wherever it went, was turning its belly and begging for touch at Shen Man's feet.
Shen Man: ... Oops, an acquaintance is here again!
Intention: Dreams don't have to be lofty, small dreams can also be life goals.
Reader comments
Hahahaha the male protagonist of dbq is so miserable hahaha
Hahahaha the male protagonist of dbq is so miserable hahaha