
A Villainous Male Insect's Guide to Self-Preservation
反派雄虫自救指南
by Tu Jin (兔槿)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 60k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
(This is a fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please don't apply it to real life.)
(A sadistic, unhinged wolfdog seme who loves tormenting people X a stunning, long-suffering Emperor of the Zerg as uke)
Luo Dun is a villainous male insect in a Zerg novel. As the Empire's only S-rank male insect, he looks down on everyone and has a twisted personality. He takes pleasure in abusing female insects and humiliating male insects. He even defiled the male lead's beloved, the Zerg Emperor Iswell, causing a difficult birth that killed both mother and child. In the end, the male lead raised a rebellion against Luo Dun, who died in a mental breakdown.
The moment Xie Chen finished receiving the System's message and opened his eyes, he knew he'd been had... The golden-haired beauty beneath him was disheveled, his eyes reddened, his hands bound to the bedposts. The helpless way he told Xie Chen to 'get away' remained etched in his mind for a very, very long time.
The Zerg Emperor, Iswell!
Xie Chen immediately guessed the female insect's identity and realized he'd transmigrated to a point in time from which there was no going back. He'd already bullied the male lead's beloved. Was there any chance of peacefully getting along with the male lead now?
Figuring he had little hope of a happy ending, he decided to try saving himself. He stopped doing anything bad, freed all the insects his original self had locked up, and spent his days loafing around, teasing 'cats' and 'dogs' until the System ran frantically all over the place.
After all, if the villain stopped following the plot, how was the story supposed to continue?
But Xie Chen, the villain himself, stayed perfectly calm. While dancing wildly on the Emperor's last nerve, he pulled one outrageous stunt after another, driving all his rivals up the wall, then smiled and reassured the System. 'Don't panic. I'm following the plot, aren't I?'
The insect Iswell hated most in the world was Luo Dun. An S-rank male insect's mental power gave him unparalleled power and status in the Empire, yet he used it only for disgusting, vile deeds. When Luo Dun forced his way into Iswell's palace, Iswell felt utterly desperate.
But after that day, he realized that Norton seemed to have changed, becoming even worse and harder to read.
Iswell hated this change. It felt as though something was gradually slipping out of his control.
Not long afterward, a male junior suddenly appeared before him, swearing he would defeat Norton and save him from his misery.
Iswell rested a hand on his increasingly swollen belly and sank into thought...
The uke has no romantic entanglement with the male lead. He simply had a one-sided, unrequited crush on him when they were young.
Many personal headcanons. Neither lead is perfect. The author is writing what they personally want to read, so if that bothers you, please stay away.
There will be a baby insect.
Coming soon: Forbidden Zone Ahead, Gods Must Stop
This is an age of worshipping gods. People worship the gods, and people fear the gods!
During a trip to Mount Tai, Xiao Ye was brought by an unmarked temple to a world tens of thousands of years in the future. Human civilization had vanished into the river of history, and unknown gods had descended. Good and evil, fortune and calamity, survival, power, honor, profit, beauty... Humanity fought and schemed endlessly over them, while the gods sat high in their temples, looking down on everything and reaping the rewards.
Some gave themselves over to depravity.
Some refused to sink into despair. The power of their ancestors broke through the barriers and restraints of time, reaching the generations to come: Forbidden Zone Ahead, Gods Must Stop.
The evil god Si Chen, regarded as a heretic, awoke from three hundred years of slumber and was astonished to find an invisible red thread wrapped around his wrist. The other end was tied to a weak human.
His name was Xiao Ye.
He claimed to be Si Chen's lawfully wedded husband, married to him in a ceremony before Heaven and Earth.
Si Chen smiled faintly when he heard this, and murderous intent rose within him...
*A college student in the prime of youth, cursed with terrible luck but surviving through sheer stubbornness, transmigrates as the seme X a cold and detached god who has lived for who knows how long and only wants to be left in peace as the uke
*The uke is not an evil god and disdains harming ordinary people. He is considered a heretic because he is different.
Theme: Even when faced with adversity, never give up hope

