Who Wants to Be the Affectionate Cannon Fodder! [Quick Transmigration]

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After Yu Lin lost his memory, a quick transmigration System latched onto him and tossed him into various small worlds to play the devoted... no, the long-suffering male supporting character.

Yu Lin: Sure, why not? I'll do such a good job, you won't hear a peep out of me.

World One: [The lovesick Beta in an angsty ABO romance]

He's the protagonist Omega's longtime backup and number-one simp. He pays, pitches in, and does all the work. After going bankrupt, he ends up so broke he has to live on the streets, then gets to watch the protagonist Alpha and Omega kiss right in front of him.

Yu Lin: Am I insane?

Six months later, under his "passionate" pursuit, the protagonist Omega transforms from a sweet little flower into a fierce rose, shuts off his heart, and "kills his husband to prove his Dao."

Yu Lin watches all this with satisfaction, but suddenly hears his older brother's cool voice beside him

"Do you like him that much?"

Wait. Why is the older brother, whose family records might as well have "untouchable flower on a high peak" carved into them, looking at him so strangely...?

World Two: [The cannon-fodder stand-in in a showbiz novel]

He appears in fewer than two hundred words in the entire story. Because he bears a slight resemblance to the male lead's first love, he loses himself, throws himself at the male lead, and causes a scene so often that the whole internet turns against him. He keeps teetering on the verge of leaving showbiz, a miserable bit of cannon fodder.

But... the scumbag gong flies back overnight and loudly declares his ownership, even getting into a vicious fight with his first love.

First love: Get lost! Don't you have a wife of your own? Why are you trying to steal mine?

The System thought the Host had regained some control and completed the assigned plot. It looks down at the script in its hands: ?

World Three: [The sickly young master everyone hates in a space-opera novel]

And so... the plot goes completely off the rails, never to return. The overwhelming devotion points usually come from the same person

Yu Lin: ...Stop reading. I recognized him ages ago. Change your cologne, bro?

Meanwhile, the System stares at the page of bright red error messages in its hands and bangs its head against the wall. "Please, I'm begging you, just let me leave the group chat already!!?"

One-on-one, happy ending. A stunning, obliviously flirtatious receiver with maxed-out combat ability x a cold, aloof, split-personality cool-guy gong

World One: Lovesick Beta in a scum-and-masochist ABO world

World Two: Showbiz, first-love gong x stand-in receiver

World Three: Space opera, beloved-by-all general gong x sickly receiver everyone hates (marriage first, love later)

World Four: Sword Venerable x fluffy snow leopard

World Five: ...

1. The gong and receiver in the first world are not related by blood and will not become a couple.

2. I may edit the story and fix errors from time to time. I'm not responsible for unauthorized copies.

3. Upcoming novel: He Really Doesn't Want to Go Viral, the Hated Villain

Blurb:

Office worker Lin Zhiyu wakes up to find himself transmigrated into an old-school Green River novel about a fake and real young master. He's become the universally hated foil to the truly virtuous protagonist receiver.

The bad news: His secret has already come out, and he's about to suffer the consequences by being forced to marry a disabled big shot with unusual tastes, who will torment him mercilessly every minute of the day.

The good news: His future husband has broad shoulders and a slim waist, fair skin, and a beautiful face, and uses a wheelchair. He's the gay world's ultimate dreamboat.

On his wedding day, Lin Zhiyu inherits a mansion and a thousand acres of land, gets 300,000 yuan in monthly spending money, is chauffeured around in a luxury car, and has a banquet-hall chef on call at home.

His husband in name only is impeccably dressed in a suit. His cold, menacing gaze from above is enough to make anyone tremble.

"We'll get divorced in a year."

Lin Zhiyu: ? Is this really happening?!

He immediately decides to lie flat and enjoy a happy life.

Until, not long afterward, his manager wakes him with a barrage of phone calls.

Lin Zhiyu feels the sky come crashing down: ? Why do I still have to work?

After the cast of The Blue Bird is announced, investors' office phones are nearly overwhelmed with complaint calls. People rail against the vile, scandal-plagued simp and demand that he get out of China. Lin Zhiyu's haters could form a line that circles the globe three times.

Then behind-the-scenes footage from the set unexpectedly leaks

An award-winning screenwriter chases him with a stack of revised pages, begging to give him more scenes. A rebellious director points at him and scolds him, saying that wasting his talent is wasting his life. Even veteran actors line up one after another to take photos with him and add him as a contact.

But Lin Zhiyu, dressed in stunning makeup and costumes, is utterly dead inside.

Working feels like going to a funeral. He waves frantically and refuses three times in a row:

[No, no, no, that costs extra.]

[I really don't have any more scenes!]

[? I'm flattered, but I'm really leaving showbiz.]

After the movie comes out, Lin Zhiyu becomes an overnight sensation. Fans calling him their wife form a line from the capital all the way to France.

His haters have found an even more vicious way to go after him. They flood the social media accounts of major state media outlets with recommendations for positive role model Lin Zhiyu, hoping to work him to death just after he publicly announced his retirement.

Lin Zhiyu: ??? Ah! I really don't want to work!

And what about his rich boyfriend, who acts tough but has a soft heart?

Well... the protagonist gong and receiver are currently fighting over who gets to invite him to dinner first.

His darling boyfriend is passionately rehabbing by swinging a barbell weighing dozens of kilos, all to win him over. :)

#WhyDidThisLazyFishSuddenlyBecomeShowbiz'sBiggestStar

#IsThisTheDeclineOfMoralityOrTheLossOfHumanity?!

#SaveMakkaPakka,HeReallyDoesn'tWantToWork!!!

Theme: Love yourself before loving others.