A Pretty Introvert Takes It Easy in a Tycoon Family

[Pretty, socially anxious, pink-haired, honey-thighed, long-legged shut-in shou x refined CEO gong, impotent at first, then breaks the bed]

After transmigrating into a book, Fu Xie became a minor male character with the same name as himself in a clichéd, toxic romance novel.

The original Fu Xie had been hopelessly in love with the scum gong for years, willingly letting him give Fu Xie away as a resource to the major villain, Xi Wenlun, only to be cruelly rejected by the latter.

In a fit of rage, the scum gong then handed him over to a disgusting old pervert. The original Fu Xie sank into his desires and abandoned himself to depravity, ultimately dying after being tortured.

Just woken up in a pool, Fu Xie: ?

Good news: His life isn't in immediate danger.

Bad news: In the next second, the villain is going to reject him, and he'll die on the spot.

Even worse news: Fu Xie is socially anxious. He has no idea what to say to save his own life, ahhh!

The scum gong dragged Fu Xie out in front of a huge crowd. Under Xi Wenlun's icy gaze, Fu Xie was so mortified he could speedrun his way to heaven right there.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on him, waiting for him to speak.

But the villain is so handsome. No wonder he can compete with the protagonist gong for a lover.

As Fu Xie thought this, his mind suddenly short-circuited. Looking small, pitiful, and helpless, he blurted out loudly, "Mr. Xi, give in to me. You have no choice!"

Onlookers: Hahahahahahaha!

Surrounded by laughter, he wanted to die. He waited in despair for the dark ending where he'd be packed off to the disgusting old pervert.

The villainous big shot, rumored to have no interest in beauty, rarely paused at the sight of Fu Xie's looks, then curled his lips in a faint smile. "All right."

Fu Xie: ?

Onlookers: ????

And so Fu Xie moved into Xi Wenlun's home without a hitch, signed a one-year agreement, and used his persona as a canary who adored the villain to happily lie flat like a lazy fish.

Life was comfortable, and the villain was easy on the eyes.

Fu Xie thought with satisfaction: This big shot can't even get it up and likes someone else anyway. Getting free food and lodging at his place for a year is a great deal!

Until the year was up and he packed his bags to run away.

Xi Wenlun pressed him down onto the bed, his eyes hazy, and stroked Fu Xie's full thighs, leaving several faint red marks from his fingers.

As their breaths mingled, one of the bed legs snapped with a crisp crack.

Fu Xie sobbed in despair. "Y-you said you couldn't..."

Xi Wenlun leaned close to his ear, his tone suggestive and dangerous. "Baby, at a time like this, you may only call me hubby."

Reading guide:

1. Both are clean. The gong has no old flame!

2. A silly, sweet, sexy story with a slightly sour lemon-candy flavor. Please leave your brain at the door.

3. There's a little showbiz plot, but not much.

4. All logic serves the romance. This is an uninhibited work of kink.

5. The author is a simple country dog, woof woof woof.

P.S. Honey thighs means beautiful, long, fleshy thighs.

Next up: The Office Worker Makes a Group Debut in the World of Strange Tales

Office worker Huo Huai transmigrated into an idol in a survival-show group in a world of rule-based horror.

Standing at the center of the stage on debut night, Huo Huai watched his teammates embrace and shed tears despite their vacant eyes. The staff near the cameras removed their faceless masks, while the audience waved glaring light sticks and screamed in twisted ecstasy.

Huo Huai felt around in his pocket and pulled out a strange napkin, covered in tiny, densely packed writing.

[Welcome to Strange Tales Springtime Entertainment Company. To ensure your safety during your eighteen-month limited contract, please follow these employee rules. You are responsible for any consequences of violating them.]

[1. You must complete the schedules assigned by the company. You are free to spend your time after the schedule ends as you wish. If you need to leave the company, please bring a staff member with you. Going out alone is prohibited.]

[2. The employee dormitory is safe. You may enter and rest there outside of working hours. The company does not allow employees to work overtime. Please keep track of your working hours, and if anyone asks you to work overtime, refuse it.]

[3. When working off-site, remember that you are a human employee hired by this company, not any kind of creature or object.]

[4. If you find any human body parts, such as fingers, eyeballs, or heads, while at work, do not panic. This is normal during the company's cleaning process. They will be cleaned up shortly.]

[5. Meeting fans alone is dangerous. Fans ■■■, you can always trust the fans.]

"Huo Huai! We'll support you forever! Let's make it big in the entertainment industry together!"

At that moment, his teammate wrapped a slick, shiny black tentacle around him. Huo Huai saw that every sucker was lined with terrifying fangs, and was instantly horrified.

Rather than making it big in this strange world, he thought going home would be better.

Scenarios: (Third-person narration in the main text)

1. Group variety show: You made your debut successfully. The group show is a small reward for you. You'll earn the attention of everyone who followed the survival show, and maybe even get paired up with a popular member for a fake CP to boost your popularity. Of course, you'll have to survive first...

2. D-rank small music festival: Your company secured you a live performance opportunity. The reason a top-tier star and an underground band are sharing the stage with you is unclear, but something feels off. The dressing rooms and backstage are full of danger. Can you complete your performance and escape?

3. Group concert: You debuted as a group for this very reason. Even though there's a huge gap in popularity between the members, you're still forced to perform together. Your teammates' inexplicable enthusiasm and the fans' abnormal excitement conceal a threat lurking beneath the deafening noise. It seems unlikely you'll all make it out unscathed...

4. C-rank lifestyle variety show: Your agent said the show would let you relax. Instead, you find yourself in a remote mountain village with few means of transportation. At least you're with the production crew and other guests, not kidnapped and brought there to be murdered. Wait, when you see the bizarre-looking hosts and the dangerous surroundings, you begin to have doubts...

5. B-rank variety show built around celebrity appearances: All your hard work running from schedule to schedule hasn't been for nothing. A hugely popular national horror variety show has taken notice of your recent rise to fame. With all kinds of games and extreme challenges, you can't imagine having the right to refuse when faced with their creepy smiles. But you've decided to stake everything on this. Will the major variety show use your life as a stepping stone, or will you sacrifice the show to make a name for yourself?

6. A-rank music variety show: You've finally made it this far. You're moving up to the next level and stepping into the ranks of singing and dancing artists. But most people still doubt your professional skills, and the senior singers are suspicious of you, seeing you as someone trying to claim a share of the pie. One mistake costs you a body part. Will this be the end of your entertainment career, leaving you a nonhuman creature, or will it be your glorious battle?

A clueless, talentless office worker shou who doesn't realize he's a workaholic x a male-mommy gong who can transform into all sorts of things and gets very creative

[Blurb archived on 2025.5.1]

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Theme: Face adversity bravely, even when in difficult circumstances.