Professor Wen, If You Keep Ignoring Me, I'll Throw a Tantrum

My next novel is "You Look So Pretty When You Cry." Please add it to your reading list, mwah!

Shijian, pretending to be a student, skipped class and ran straight into Professor Wen's arms.

Thinking fast, Shijian said, "Teacher, I need to use the bathroom."

Professor Wen waited until classes ended, but Shijian never came back. Then he discovered that the truant student had transformed into a young jewelry dealer selling counterfeits at a jewelry exhibition.

Already unimpressed with Shijian, Professor Wen coldly confronted him: "If I remember correctly, shouldn't you be in the restroom on the first floor of the C University Hai Building right now? So you're skipping class in broad daylight?"

Shijian ground his teeth, furious at being misunderstood. "What class would a big shot like me need to attend in person? And call me Mr. Shi."

*

The next time they met, Shijian was on campus to recruit students. His face was pale from stomach pain, and he was curled up in an empty hallway.

Professor Wen raised an eyebrow. "Drink more hot water." Then he walked right past Shijian and left.

[Bonus Scene 1]

For the first thirty years of his life, Wen Sheng had enjoyed smooth sailing, if not exactly a life without a single problem.

His only real headache was that the students he'd assigned readings to never finished them on time.

After he started dating Shijian, Wen Sheng's troubles suddenly multiplied exponentially. For example:

How to get Shijian, a champion sleeper, out of bed before work.

How to make Shijian follow his doctor's orders and eat fewer snacks.

How to stop Shijian, whose eyes were bigger than his stomach, from crying after only two bites of a roasted sweet potato.

And how to stop Shijian from feeding himself pineapple every day just to make the roasted sweet potatoes sweeter.

*

Wen Sheng and Shijian went grocery shopping. Shijian went straight over and put four huge pineapples into the cart.

Wen Sheng said helplessly, "Shijian, your stomach isn't in great shape. You can't eat too much pineapple."

Shijian looked up at him innocently. "It's fine. The pineapple's for you."

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1. 1v1, a sweet romance with a happy ending, not a teacher-student romance

2. The characters aren't based on real people. Please don't associate them with anyone, mwah!

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[Upcoming story blurb: "You Look So Pretty When You Cry." Please add it to your reading list]

Meng Chengfeng hired a very competitive, beautiful male go-go dancer named Shengxia for his bar.

Shengxia was handsome, and his dancing was even better. Half the customers came specifically to see him. His only downside was that he'd need room and board.

Meng Chengfeng couldn't conjure up staff housing from thin air. To keep other bars from poaching Shengxia, he simply gave him the spare bedroom in his own apartment.

Before Shengxia moved in, Meng Chengfeng prudently asked, "You're straight, right?"

Shengxia thumped his chest confidently. "Don't worry, bro. I'm as straight as the legs on your table!"

Only then did Meng Chengfeng relax.

Shengxia was perfect in every way, except... why was he looking at Meng Chengfeng more and more strangely?

This wouldn't do!

Meng Chengfeng warned him, on guard: "Don't you dare turn gay, got it?"

Shengxia said aggrievedly, "I'm not."

Meng Chengfeng snapped, "If you fall for me, you're finished!"

Shengxia's eyes turned red. "You're imagining things, bro."

Meng Chengfeng roared, "Why are you blushing? I asked you, why are you blushing!"

Shengxia looked guilty and dejected, on the verge of tears. "Can't I blush just a little, big brother...?"

But when Meng Chengfeng was finally backed up against the table by Shengxia, he realized the table he'd bought in a group deal for 68 yuan had already had its legs bent in two places by Shengxia's deliveries!

Meng Chengfeng had spent years working security at nightclubs, always keeping himself pure and not letting anyone get close. He never expected to fall for someone from his own place. Looking at Shengxia's face made him furious. "Didn't you say you were straight?! How are you straight? Don't look at me. Turn around!"

With tears in his eyes, Shengxia hurriedly wiped his face with his sleeve. "Sorry, bro. I guess I'm not so straight anymore. How about you beat me up, then give me one kiss? I want to kiss you. Just one kiss, please..."

Meng Chengfeng: "Get lost!"

Shengxia: "Want an apple, bro? I'll cut one up for you."

Meng Chengfeng: "No!"

Shengxia: "Then let me give you a massage, bro. I've learned a few new tricks."

Meng Chengfeng munched on rabbit-shaped apple slices and enjoyed the massage, so dazed from Shengxia's kisses that he couldn't help thinking his life was over.

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