I Ended Up on a Dating Show With the Person I Hate Most

New novel coming soon: The White Moonlight Goes on a Rampage. A cool, aloof senior sister with overwhelming combat prowess vs. a scheming, obsessive, outwardly innocent and secretly ruthless junior brother. Blurb at the bottom.

Su Jialuo and Yu Henghui were once widely recognized as the perfect campus couple. Now, however, they had become famous archenemies in the entertainment industry.

When a certain dating reality show was being promoted, it posted a poll on Weibo asking netizens which celebrities they most wanted to see on the show.

Then something absurd happened.

Su Jialuo and Yu Henghui won by an overwhelming margin as the couple netizens most wanted to see on the show. Then a netizen posted a behind-the-scenes photo, revealing the two of them walking into the set one after the other with sour expressions.

Netizens exclaimed: Guys, this is a once-in-a-lifetime sight!

On the first day the show's trailer came out, netizens went wild reposting a clip of the two together that lasted less than ten seconds.

In the clip, Su Jialuo was all smiles while talking to another male guest. Then her expression suddenly turned sour, and she openly rolled her eyes right in front of the camera.

The camera then shifted to Yu Henghui, who walked over expressionlessly. His lips pressed into a thin line, showing just how awful his mood was.

While Su Jialuo and Yu Henghui's fans were busy fawning over their idols' gorgeous faces, netizens who loved a good spectacle chimed in: Help, I really want to see these two date!

Su Jialuo, who was always online, immediately replied to the comment: Go wash up and get some sleep. You can dream about anything.

Less than a minute later, Yu Henghui replied too: Not even in your next life.

Netizens watching the two come online one after the other: Help, this is even better! Are you two sharing a bed or something...

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They say a proper ex should disappear from your life after the breakup as if they were dead.

Su Jialuo and Yu Henghui both did exactly that. Even the people around them never dared mention the other in their presence.

After being tricked into joining the dating show, Su Jialuo almost tore down the recording set.

After her manager begged her again and again, Su Jialuo planned to rein herself in a little in front of the cameras. So when she saw Yu Henghui, she merely flicked her hair, turned away, and gave him an eye roll.

But as he passed her, Yu Henghui casually remarked, "Money's hard to earn, and shit's hard to swallow!"

!!!

Could Su Jialuo put up with that? She charged over and threw Yu Henghui over her shoulder.

The good news: Yu Henghui fell.

The bad news: Su Jialuo fell too.

And the really, really bad news: Since they fell at the same time, Su Jialuo and Yu Henghui kissed...

Then something even more absurd happened!

Su Jialuo: So sweet. This guy must have snuck some candy on the way here again.

Yu Henghui: She's so light. Does this girl never eat?

Both their thoughts rang out in each other's minds at the same time. The show edited this silent exchange of glances into the first trailer, which immediately caused a sensation online.

The CP fans were busy shouting that they'd gotten their fix, while the solo fans were devastated and started attacking each other all over the internet. Su Jialuo, who already had a poor reputation, was hit with a barrage of attacks from haters, who claimed that she was a second female lead who had spent a thousand years getting famous through hype and wasn't worthy of the genius singer Yu Henghui.

As negative stories about Su Jialuo flooded the internet, an insider came forward to spill the truth: Didn't Su Jialuo dump Yu Henghui back in college? If I remember correctly, someone got drunk for over a month because of it...

Reader's Guide:

1. Starts on 6/30. Favorites help motivate updates!

2. On the outside, a gorgeous, sexy queen of scandal; in reality, a purehearted, proud, and talented actress vs. a cold and ascetic-looking genius singer who is actually a scheming, sharp-tongued man.

3. When they kiss, they can hear each other's thoughts. (Covers mouth and giggles.)

4. The blurb has been screenshotted and saved as proof.

The White Moonlight Goes on a Rampage:

In an age of upheaval across the Nine Provinces, demons and monsters ran rampant. The gods demanded answers and sent down heavenly tribulation lightning.

To save all living beings, Shen Muqing took the full force of the lightning alone and died, becoming the undisputed, irreplaceable white moonlight of the entire cultivation world.

Yet less than a hundred years later, whenever anyone mentioned the name Shen Muqing, everyone said, "I've never heard of that person."

Shen Muqing assumed people were simply forgetful and paid it no mind, until her once-steady, refined, and elegant immortal fiancé betrayed his sect for a witch and handed over to the demon clan the very world she had given her life to protect...

Shen Muqing could no longer stand it. She was so furious she brought herself back to life.

But before killing her ungrateful former fiancé, Shen Muqing had something more important to do: kill her junior brother, who had stolen her corpse and shown the utmost disrespect toward her body!

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Yan Zhao's original name was Yan Shi, with the character for "loss."

When his master brought him back to the sect, senior sister Shen Muqing thought his name was too inauspicious and changed one character, naming him Zhao.

From that day on, Shen Muqing was like a beam of light shining into Yan Zhao's heart.

But Yan Zhao knew perfectly well that he was no good person. He didn't deserve the name senior sister had given him, much less senior sister herself.

While senior sister was alive, Yan Zhao did his best to play the well-behaved junior brother Shen Muqing thought he was, but she never paid him any special attention.

After senior sister died, Yan Zhao hid her body in his room, dressing and grooming her every day as he told her about his years of love...

Then one day, senior sister awoke and declared that she would kill him with her own hands!

Yan Zhao did not resist. Dying by senior sister's sword would be his greatest honor.

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After plunging her sword into her junior brother's chest, Shen Muqing smelled an irresistible fragrance. Unable to control herself, she reached out and wiped up the blood flowing along the blade, then licked it from her fingertip.

It smelled so good!

As if bewitched, Shen Muqing looked at her junior brother with near-obsessive adoration. An overwhelming emotion surged inexplicably in her heart, roaring through her mind: I love A-Zhao, and A-Zhao loves me too...

As her consciousness faded, Shen Muqing heard her junior brother say: "The love gu has taken hold!"

Theme: Two people who truly love each other will never lose one another.