New column article "Crematorium, Attack (Quick Travel)", everyone is welcome to move~
There is also a "Where's the cute new guy you promised?"
——The following is the text of this article——
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There is a famous thief in the world who specializes in stealing wealth from unjust people and bringing warmth to the poor.
This is the best example of robbing the rich and giving to the poor.
A dozen watchmen accidentally bumped into the thief's companion and called the thief "Spring Flower".
Spring flowers are so beautiful and spring flowers are wonderful, so the people who have been favored by the knights affectionately call the knights "Spring Flower Hero".
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Qu Chonghua, the leader of Chengyifang, is proficient in eating, drinking and having fun, and he has all the guests who covet him at the palm of his hand.
His secret identity is that of a chivalrous and righteous thief. Although people with deaf ears hear him as "Spring Flower", it doesn't matter!
Having money and leisure is the most wonderful thing in life.
The only thing that troubled Qu Chonghua was that the prime minister in the capital who didn't like him always made trouble for him. Under the guise that the capital did not allow fun, he would be imprisoned every once in a while.
The cell was dark and damp, and every time he entered, his delicate and well-nurtured skin would become dull——
Damn prime minister, I'm going to steal all your panties one day!
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Jie Yunge, twenty-seven years old, was worshiped as prime minister, was in a very popular position, had a bright future, and was the dream lover of countless people in Daxia.
Xie Yunge had followed the rules all his life. The only thing that went against the rules was falling in love with that little liar from Chengyifang.
[The heartthrob little liar fishes for the beautiful woman × the old-fashioned man loves the double-standard self-knowledge attack]
*Contains Jianghu and detective plots*
Ending 0e
ps: There is a reason why I was sent to the jail, and it is not a deliberate attack in the copywriting.
——The following is the advance collection time——
"Crematorium, attack!" (Quickly wear)
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As an excellent employee of the crematorium, Lu Songshi knows everything from the hall to the kitchen, and has handled thousands of customers without a single negative comment.
Lu Songshi was selected by the system because of her excellent work ability and traveled through different worlds to complete tasks.
System: Hello host, welcome to bind to the crematorium system. The novel world is full of crematoriums for chasing love, and our task is to play the villain, help the crematoriums burn, and help the mission target find true love... What are you doing? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
Lu Songshi closed the stove, wiped the black ash on her face, and said innocently: "Ah, didn't you mean the crematorium?"
#Don't worry, I'm familiar with the crematorium thing
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World 1: Modern real and fake young master, BL, tag: deep sadomasochism
The protagonist is the real young master of the Yun family who was living abroad. After the college entrance examination, he was finally found by the Yun family. However, he discovered that the Yun family already had a fake young master who replaced him. The protagonist was assaulted physically and mentally, and was in a trance under all kinds of humiliation. He walked onto the road at a red light.
System: Our task is to act as the protagonist's assistant, destroy the evidence when the protagonist's paintings are plagiarized, so that the protagonist cannot prove himself and is reviled by everyone... When the protagonist is seriously injured in a car accident, we should add insult to injury to make the protagonist understand his heart and promote the completion of the crematorium... What are you doing? !
Lu Songshi stepped on the accelerator: dead scum, get out of here! ! !
World 2: Ancient hostile generals, BG, tag: Fall in love and kill each other
The heroine of the original book is stunningly talented and beautiful. She is a rare military wizard in the Xia Dynasty in a hundred years, and she is invincible. By accident, he was drugged by the cowardly emperor and given to the enemy general to ensure the stability of the Xia Dynasty. The male protagonist is a general of an enemy country, and he decides to send the female protagonist to the military camp for the enjoyment of the soldiers.
System: Our mission is to play the role of enemy soldiers, to attack the heroine in the military camp, causing her physical and mental collapse... When the heroine cannot bear the pain and chooses to commit suicide, we should inform the hero, make the hero understand his heart, and promote the completion of the crematorium... What are you doing?
Lu Songshi kidnapped the male protagonist and sent him to the military camp: Bitch, you should accept this blessing yourself!
World Three: The Holy Son of the Western Fantasy God, Diverse, Label: Heartthrob
The protagonist of the original book is supported by gods. He is born without gender, has unparalleled beauty and coldness, and attracts the covetousness of countless people such as hell demons, fallen angels, and elf kings. The most powerful people unite to train the protagonist into a puppy that belongs only to them.
System: Our task is to play the role of a three-headed dog from hell. When the protagonist tries to escape from hell... Forget it, you won't listen even if I tell you. What are you going to do?
Lu Songshi: All evil will eventually be - roped off! Of! By! Law!
World 4:…
(Ten fast-travel worlds, one main world, each world has about fifteen chapters)
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1fc system work record: Human Lu Songshi sent the protagonist to the crematorium again today. The world is stable as before, and the world's energy is actively recovering. It is a reasonable inference that the physical crematorium works better than the emotional crematorium. Now we report it to the headquarters and propose that the headquarters reform the system tasks.
Also: The system emotion module is abnormally hot, which is specifically reflected in the following points:
1. Seeing human Lu Songshi smiling, the temperature soared to 487°C
2. Seeing human Lu Songshi crying, the temperature soared to 599°C
3. Seeing human Lu Songshi, the temperature soared to 999°C
Above, system 1fc requires maintenance.
Purpose: Love makes the human soul equally noble
