Your Secret Identity Has a Pretty Lackluster Ending

The author's guide: Rebuilding an Undercover Agent The whole story is already written [The crossover got changed, so I had to rewrite a lot. I'll have to update according to the rankings now, sorry, everyone.] One day, Lana Wei, a temporary employee at the Organization whose public identity was that of a novelist, was suddenly dragged off to do labor by the Will of the Little Detective. Apparently the audience couldn't stand the filler in Shusui Plaza anymore. Whatever happened, she had to write an alternate-timeline story to comfort everyone. But she wasn't allowed to change anyone's allegiance. Lana Wei: Then what the hell am I supposed to write? The Will of the Little Detective showed her the reward. Lana Wei swallowed her frustration and agreed. She took over the later chapters and kept piling on the flattering red-side filter, terrifying the forum into wild speculation. She also brought out her secret identities, Shinka Mari and Funahashi Yuki, to get to work. Shinka Mari, white-haired. Already winning big. This person appears, saves someone, appears again, saves someone else. All he does is rescue people. The main story drops hints, both obvious and subtle, that Shinka Mari has deep ties to the Organization and nothing to worry about, with solid backing and little chance of getting killed off. Funahashi Yuki, a short-haired high school girl. Emotionless, expressionless, and like a little refrigerator. But she naturally counters tsunderes and has her two childhood friends wrapped around her little finger. Audience: Shusui Plaza finally showed some mercy for once! Aside from Kaito, the places with the highest survival rates are where Mari and Yuki are! ...Huh? Really? But this time, everyone was once again at odds with Shusui Plaza. The plot Lana Wei had snatched the pen to rewrite was snatched right back. The Will of the Little Detective tried to please both sides, and as everything fought against itself, the plot sped straight toward an ending no one had expected. The audience and fans were devastated: The person writing this plot is a genius! Anyone could have switched sides, so why did Mari have to be the one? And he didn't even make it look cool! Shinka Mari, get out here! Batman says he won't hit you anymore! Meanwhile, a whole other group of girl-character fans sobbed and wailed: My precious girl, my Yuki, my Snowy... Why are your hands covered in blood? Mommy forbids it! Lana Wei: Shusui Plaza, damn you. Oh well. It's not like there's no way to save them. What's done is done. Watch me work. Amidst all the chaos and wailing, the story officially entered its finale. Everyone watched in shock as Shinka Mari, through a miraculous maneuver involving three and a half backward flips, made an already bad situation even worse. Then he abruptly died. Audience: ? Huh? Don't die! It's not that anyone cares about you, but we were planning to send you off to fight Sukuna! Lana Wei watched with satisfaction as her secret identity shot straight up the black trending list. Nice, nice. I'll kill off and kick out every secret identity. Let's see who can take my pen now. After "The Death of Gorgon" aired. The gentle, calm, accepting, holy woman who seemed so out of place in the Organization, the woman who had always appeared at the edges, the member who seemed the most harmless, the Gin-and-tonic-strength Lana Wei, "Corrupt Madonna, Lake-Rust"... She wore a perfect smile. "So this is what it feels like to break a good kid," she said with a laugh, as if she'd just cut a piece of cake. Forum: Waaah, I'm sorry, Little Mari! Let Yuki go! You bad woman! Let me be your dog! Passerby: ? What a devious Lana fan. Lana Wei watched all this with exhaustion. Heaven knows that in the beginning, there weren't enough people, so she had personally stepped in as a director, screenwriter, and post-production editor, playing a passerby. As for how she became the big boss... I. Don't. Know. Either. A story about the super-homebody Aletta, AKA Mr. Owl's beloved niece, fighting herself. Notes: 1. This story has many scenes similar to and descriptions exactly the same as the ones in Everything Everywhere All at Once. Sorry, I'm just the kind of person who plagiarizes my own old novels. 2. This story's Shinka Mari and the Shinka Mari in the next story have nothing in common besides sharing a name and white hair. Their personalities and abilities are completely different. Instead of investigating whether there's a connection between these two characters, just believe that the author couldn't think of another name. 3. The plot is very, very cheesy and not interesting. It features an almost-laugh-out-loud group breakup. 4. The crossover's with Rusty Lake and Mudbrick Vegetable Plate. Everyone in the little ward, please sit down. Theme: Care for the mental health of those around you