[The cold fox demon is attacked by × the rebellious ghost emperor]
The nine-tailed fox demon Hua Zhiyu did many evil things during his lifetime. He walked into the underworld on a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. His first words when he saw the Lord of the Underworld were: "I'm looking for someone."
The Lord of the Underworld became furious, slapped the table, and gave three replies:
"——Give it to me! No, no, just kick it into the river and marinate it!"
"There is a vacant position in Fengdu, send it! Send it quickly!!"
"There are 100 entries in the merit book. If you don't fill it up, you won't be able to reincarnate!"
Three days later, Hua Zhiyu, who was pickled by the water of Wangchuan River, entered Fengdu with his job list in hand and an empty head.
Hua Zhiyu asked for directions: "How to get to the Ghost King's office?"
Gui Cha's ears pricked up: "Where?"
Hua Zhiyu: "The Ghost King's Office——"
"My dear, you are very humorous. How can we, the little ghost king, get into the office?" Gui Cha pointed to the lower level of the job hierarchy, "Over there in the security department, here, you can find a seat wherever you want."
Hua Zhiyu:...
A thought flashed across my mind: Wu Liao, you are dead.
Another thought: Who is Wu Liao?
Have no idea.
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Ghost Emperor Wu Liao has been having the same nightmare recently:
The little fox demon who had teased him chased him into the Netherworld, pretended to be a ghost to find out where he lived, climbed into his bed in the middle of the night, and blew quietly into his ear: Wu Liao, you are dead.
After being tortured for more than ten days in a row, he felt that the demon was haunting him.
So he went on a far journey to find the fortune teller who was rumored to be famous all over the world.
The gentleman licked his beard and said, "Donor, you are truly moved."
Wu Liao's heart trembled three times: "It's impossible -"
Sir: "There is a way to solve the problem. You can bring him here..."
Before he finished speaking, the fortune-telling flag was pulled up with a pole.
Hua Zhiyu peeled off the penalty note and slapped it on the fortune teller's forehead, "Setting up a stall in violation of regulations will result in a fine of 50 million."
Looking back at Wu Liao: "Accomplice?"
Wu Liao:…! ! !
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[Hua Zhiyu Bagua (crossed out) merit book]
1. Handle disputes: Neighbors were fighting in the street for snatching paper money, and the world was in decline. They were kidnapped! Obtained marriage certificates for the two ghosts and permanently resolved the property dispute.
2. Zoning and location selection: The company built a new supernatural service hall. After the location was settled, the landlord reneged on his promise and the monthly rent increased to 100,000 yuan. He took it away! He was given a free three-day trip to the underworld. The landlord burst into tears of gratitude and promised to resell the property for 30,000 hell coins. Everyone was happy.
3. Clear roadblocks: Two fortune tellers set up stalls in violation of regulations, refused to pay fines and were arrogant, they should be jailed! Copy them all!
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Purpose: Love life!
