[Cold face contrast dad type attack × cute i person leukemia sufferer]
One day, an interview about an outrageous incident in City A——
[Party·Princess·Tang Su]:
... I really came here to discuss the shooting plan. I don't know why. As soon as I walked in, I was told that the sponsor liked to watch BL and was gay. He even cried for love in the bar. The most outrageous thing was that the sponsor's crush actually had the same name as me.
In the end, the sponsor came and turned out to be my mortal enemy!
I just found out that my rival not only loved watching BL, but also secretly wrote me love letters and had a crush on me for 7 years... He was really tolerant.
[Party·The family member with stomachache·Yu Mingzhou]:
As soon as I got home, I saw a coffin-like face that I hadn't seen for three years. Not only did he not listen to the plan, he was also in a psychedelic state. When I left, he even cursed me with disgust for no reason.
... He thought I was good-looking before, but I don't know what happened this time. Maybe it's because he hasn't recovered from his illness.
[Party·Love Security·Yu Yuqing]:
You have no idea! My love for watching BL was almost discovered! ! !
The situation was urgent at that time. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and blamed my brother for the matter in a few words. I also revealed my brother's ultimate secret, which finally diverted the other party's attention.
... But the transfer was so successful that it seemed to scare the other party, and my brother was in a very subtle mood.
Food Guide
1. The warm daily life of a senior i person, a leukemia patient recovering from leukemia, and his crosstalk-speaking rival family members;
2. All members are entertained, descriptions of diseases are minimal, no abuse, HE!
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——"Fengdu Gossip Security Guard"
The nine-tailed fox demon Hua Zhiyu did many evil things during his lifetime. He walked into the underworld on a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. His first words when he saw the Lord of the Underworld were: "I'm looking for someone."
The Lord of the Underworld became furious, slapped the table, and gave three replies:
"——Give it to me! No, no, just kick it into the river and marinate it!"
"There is a vacant position in Fengdu, send it! Send it quickly!!"
"There are 100 entries in the merit book. If you don't fill it up, you won't be able to reincarnate!"
Three days later, Hua Zhiyu, who was pickled by the water of Wangchuan River, entered Fengdu with his job list in hand and an empty head.
Hua Zhiyu asked for directions: "How to get to the Ghost King's office?"
Gui Cha's ears pricked up: "Where?"
Hua Zhiyu: "The Ghost King's Office——"
"My dear, you are very humorous. How can we, the little ghost king, get into the office?" Gui Cha pointed to the lower level of the job hierarchy, "Over there in the security department, here, you can find a seat wherever you want."
Hua Zhiyu:...
A thought flashed across my mind: Wu Liao, you are dead.
Another thought: Who is Wu Liao?
Have no idea.
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Ghost Emperor Wu Liao has been having the same nightmare recently:
The little fox demon who had teased him chased him into the Netherworld, pretended to be a ghost to find out where he lived, climbed into his bed in the middle of the night, and blew quietly into his ear: Wu Liao, you are dead.
After being tortured for more than ten days in a row, he felt that the demon was haunting him.
So he went on a far journey to find the fortune teller who was rumored to be famous all over the world.
The gentleman licked his beard and said, "Donor, you are truly moved."
Wu Liao's heart trembled three times: "It's impossible -"
Sir: "There is a way to solve the problem. You can bring him here..."
Before he finished speaking, the fortune-telling flag was pulled up with a pole.
Hua Zhiyu peeled off the penalty note and slapped it on the fortune teller's forehead, "Setting up a stall in violation of regulations will result in a fine of 50 million."
Looking back at Wu Liao: "Accomplice?"
Wu Liao:…! ! !
Intention: Live an active life!
