Jiang Yueying transmigrated into a book.
The good news: she's the heroine.
The bad news: it's an angsty CEO novel with a crematorium ending.
After watching the heroine suffer emotional and physical abuse for over eight hundred chapters, only to forgive the scumbag CEO in the last three chapters and get a happy ending, Jiang Yueying snapped on the spot.
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The CEO insisted she keep her long, straight black hair, like his first love.
Jiang Yueying sprang to her feet, pinned the CEO to the ground, and cackled as she plucked his hair out one strand at a time. In a sinister voice, she muttered, "Hair! The hair my dear husband loves most! Hee hee hee! I'll pluck it all out and make a doll to hang at the foot of my husband's bed! Hee hee hee!..."
The CEO nearly wet himself. Clutching what little hair he had left, he fled in a panic.
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The CEO's mother insisted she drink a strange potion "to give the Li family a boy."
Jiang Yueying snatched it up, pinned her mother-in-law down, and poured it into her mouth. She even shouted in her ear, "Mother-in-law, I know you're desperate to give birth! Drink up, drink up! Give my husband a big, chubby little brother before you hit menopause!"
The old CEO tapped his cane. "This is outrageous!"
Jiang Yueying bared her teeth in a grin. "You old geezer! I almost forgot about you! She can't have a baby by herself, so you drink some too!"
The old CEO dropped his cane and ran.
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Her stepmother and parasitic little brother teamed up to demand money from her.
Jiang Yueying tied her little brother up with a hemp rope, dragged him around the house crawling through the shadows, and wailed like she was mourning the dead. "Dad! Oh, my dad! What a horrible death you died! I'll strangle him with this rope and send him down to keep you company, okay?"
Her little brother, nearly scared to death, cried, "Mom, save me! I don't want to die!"
Her stepmother chased after them, gasping for breath, and even shoved Jiang Yueying's father forward by the collar. "Jiang Yueying, strangle your father! Just let my son go!"
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Woohoo! In this ridiculous world, nobody can abuse me!
I'm shameless, I'm crazy, and they're rotten to the core, but I've got a brilliant life!
(Synopsis written April 22, 2024)
Theme: Stand strong and fight against fate.
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