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Sheng Xingzhou has been having a run of bad luck this year.
After drinking too much at his university graduation party, he drunkenly ended up in bed with someone.
In the heat of the moment, the person asked Sheng Xingzhou, "You haven't found a new boyfriend since we broke up?"
Sheng Xingzhou replied, "No. I'm staying faithful to my ex like a widow!"
The other person: "..."
That night, Sheng Xingzhou felt like his back was about to snap.
The next morning, as soon as he opened his bleary eyes, Sheng Xingzhou saw his ex, Song Peichen, the one he'd sworn to remain faithful to, sleeping beside him.
Sheng Xingzhou: "... I must have opened my eyes the wrong way."
But after sneaking home, convinced that he and Song Peichen would never cross paths again, Sheng Xingzhou was told by his parents that he was only an impostor young master, and that they had found the real one.
At once, scenes from novels flooded Sheng Xingzhou's mind: the real young master returning home while the fake one was abused and humiliated by his family and friends.
Sheng Xingzhou became a sad little frog, ready to give the real young master back his family and leave alone...
When Sheng Xingzhou reached the gate and saw Song Peichen getting out of a Rolls-Royce, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning!
He was the one who had suggested they break up, and after sleeping together last night, he was the one who had run away!
Now he was also the culprit who had stolen more than twenty years of Song Peichen's life as the young master?
Sheng Xingzhou felt that Song Peichen was about to have him publicly beheaded, while everyone around them clapped and cheered.
Sheng Xingzhou's legs turned to jelly and he tried to flee, but Song Peichen grabbed him by the collar.
Song Peichen: "You're really going to run away like a coward?"
Sheng Xingzhou, cautiously: "Being a coward is fine. The fact that I'm still breathing is already impressive."
Song Peichen: "... What on earth has happened to this guy's brain over the past few years?"
Question: What should I do if my ex becomes the real young master after we break up, while I turn out to be the fake one?
Answer: Just become his wife!
Sharp-tongued, goofy bottom x jealous, devoted top
Please note:
1. The real-and-fake young master trope. At heart, this is a goofy, sweet romance.
2. It's the first time for both of them. They dote on each other, and there was a reason for their breakup.
3. No need to tell me if you drop the story. Thank you.
Upcoming short story: The Mental Patient Became the Nightmare of a Horror Game, a mystery-solving infinite-loop story
Blurb:
It's so noisy. Ever since I was born, everything has felt so noisy.
Every organ in my body talks to me. Sometimes I think that if someone cut out my kidney, I'd know right away!
A group of us were trapped on a very long train.
Those people were crying, making a fuss, and shouting. So annoying!
"Where are we? Let me out!"
"Why does this train car keep looping? Didn't I just pass through here?"
"Help! I don't want to die!"
This world has gotten even noisier...
Eyes: "Wah! Is that a ghost? It's so ugly! I don't want to look!"
Brain: "This is so exciting! I'm so curious! Let's go take a look, let's go take a look!"
Legs: "I'm so sore. I need to rest! I can't run anymore! I'm going on strike!"
Kidney: "Is that female ghost trying to seduce me? What a shame. My favorite is still my big brother, hehe!"
[Please note:]
1. A horror-themed mystery-solving loop story. Read with caution. The blurb is in first person, but the novel is in third person.
2. A mentally ill bottom whose every organ talks and who thinks it's unbearably noisy every day x the bottom's second personality, a reliable, mature, steady, and exceptionally powerful top.
Upcoming story: Daybreak
Horror adventure
Blurb:
Eleven years ago, during an archaeological expedition, team leader Wu Qi made a mistake in his command and triggered a mechanism, unleashing a mysterious ghostly shadow!
A drum made from a young girl's skin rang beneath a bone mallet fashioned from a human leg.
Strange caves echoed with sacrificial music from millions of years ago.
Horrors said to exist only in legend appeared before the eyes of every member of the archaeological team!
Everyone on the team perished except Tu Xun and his wife, who had stayed outside the cave because she was injured.
Eleven years later, Tu Xun and his wife vanished mysteriously, and Tu Xun's son, Tu Su, died horribly in a car accident.
The whole world told Wu Yun that Tu Su was dead, but Wu Yun was the only one who refused to believe it.
He caused a scene at the funeral hall.
A mysterious symbol appeared inside the cremation furnace.
Countless human-shaped cocoons spun from spider silk appeared in Tu Su's home at night, then vanished mysteriously by day...
All signs pointed to
A bloody, bizarre conspiracy.
But Wu Yun jumped right in without a second thought.
A mysterious tree burial in a poisonous fog forest.
A swarm of red worms and corpses in an ancient river.
A ghostly fetus made of human skin on a freezing snow mountain.
Horror descending in a deep, eerie cave.
A drum made from a young girl's skin.
A ritual implement made from a human skull.
A drumstick made from a human leg bone.
The blood-soaked truth from eleven years ago finally rose from hell and revealed itself to the world once more.
On the pure, cold peak of the snow mountain, Tu Su held Wu Yun and said softly through his tears, "Wu Yun, the sun is out. It's time for us to go home..."
Theme: Be happy every day
Yesterday I went home and opened Jinjiang excitedly. I found that it could not be loaded and I tried again. I only logged back in the morning [Joker] I treat Jinjiang like my first love, Jinjiang calls me a little fool 💔
Finished with flowers~???
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Finished scattering flowers scattering flowers[spreading flowers][spreading flowers]
Finished spreading flowers, see you next time 💪
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Zhouzhou is cute hahahaha Jiujiu duck
Press the claws to spread the flowers. Spread the flowers. Spread the flowers.
Hahaha, the rich woman asks for support and scatters flowers.
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival 🤩 This is not a kiss? You two won't kiss either of you 🐶