[Honghuang] The Idle Flower Goddess's Daily Grind

[Please add my upcoming book, "My Wife Is a Treacherous Minister," to your collection]

One moment, Qing Li was buried in endless revisions at work. The next, she had transmigrated to the Primordial World.

She became an egg.

Yes, you heard right. An egg.

The good news was that her fathers were the Three Pure Ones. She was the ultimate nepotism hire, just like the legends said.

The bad news was that their family was now Heaven's number one target. Once the Investiture of the Gods was over, all three of her fathers would be sent to prison, also known as the Purple Cloud Palace.

To keep her extravagant lifestyle, Qing Li decided to pull off something big.

The West kept saying it had no money and no people, didn't it? Ever heard of the Western Development Plan? She'd bundle up all the scum from the Three Teachings and send them over. She could even provide career counseling for free.

Once the Investiture of the Gods was taken care of, the Journey to the West would have to go on the agenda too.

Qing Li gave a sinister smile. She had the script in hand. There was no way she couldn't handle those two baldies in the West.

You know the White Bone Demon? That was actually Shi Ji in disguise. Ever heard of the Golden-Winged Peng? He's her bestie...

Years later, Qing Li became the eighth Sage in the world, married her handsome senior brother, inherited the Three Pure Ones' legacy, and successfully reached the pinnacle of life.

Qing Li: Believe it or not, I really was just a wage worker when I started...

A story set in the Primordial World.

A few points to note in advance:

1. The heroine retains memories of her previous life, which counts as a golden finger.

2. There is a male lead, but he's the delicate, soft, easy-to-push-around type. The heroine is the one with all the fighting power.

Upcoming book, "Nezha, Stop Right There." Here's the blurb:

The Celestial Court has four treasures: the Queen Mother of the West's Peach Garden, the Jade Emperor's Haotian Mirror, Taishang Laojun's alchemy chamber, and the hilarious duo Nezha and Ao Taotao.

As for the grudge between those two, they couldn't explain it all in three days and three nights.

1. After an argument.

Nezha: "Ao Taotao, you peeked at me while I was bathing!"

Ao Taotao: "You pulled out my brother's dragon tendons."

Nezha: "Ao Taotao, you flirt with people everywhere you go!"

Ao Taotao: "You pulled out my brother's dragon tendons."

Nezha: "..."

Fine, fine, princess, I was wrong. I shouldn't have pulled out your brother's dragon tendons. Can I at least stop sleeping in the study tonight?

2.

"I once wasted my days, even recklessly facing death without a care, but after meeting you, I began to hope the years would stretch on forever."

"You always say I'm petty."

When Nezha caught Ao Taotao's hands and pinned them in the lotus pond, she was still trying to kick him.

"Aren't you petty? You little miser!" Ao Taotao kicked him and shouted, "Don't touch me. If you do, I'll go fall for someone else!"

"You've forgotten how vindictive I am..." Nezha held the young woman down and said hoarsely,

"Ao Taotao, lie still. Right now."

The tsundere Third Princess of the Eastern Sea versus the cocky Third Prince Nezha. A daily tale of two hotheads who love to fight and fight because they love each other.

Message: The Primordial World is a grand stage. If you've got the guts, come on in.