[Main Story Complete]
After Shen Siyi died, he was bound to a Villainous Cannon Fodder System.
The good news: all he had to do was bully the protagonist in his daily life and earn one million points to start over. He'd be transmigrated as a world-destroying final villain, spending every moment except his exit in blissful indulgence.
The bad news: the setting was a gay erotica site, and the story was a cheesy redemption romance!
Shen Siyi, who had been wanting to lie flat, propped his chin on his hand and pondered for two seconds. "Sure, I guess."
[World One: Rich Heir Keeps a Lover]
System: "You're a spoiled rich heir who forces the protagonist to sign a contract to be your kept lover. You constantly cross every line, treat him like a dog, and indulge in all kinds of kinky roleplay. In the end, you get what was coming to you."
Shen Siyi, having accurately extracted the key points: So I get to be a rich kid? What a deal! The poor guy decided to enjoy life immediately and made several plans for a trip around the world.
It took him a while to remember the protagonist was still kneeling in the corner. With a fierce look, he snapped, "Why haven't you come over to eat? Don't like the food I've graciously given you?"
Meanwhile, he thought: Oh wow, that skinny little twig looks like he might starve to death right here. What? The System says he could take on two of me with one punch?
Huh?!! No way, I don't believe you QAQ!
The protagonist, who happened to have the ability to read minds and could hear his complaints: ?
The System was speechless: ...Go on, keep it up. You'll get yourself into trouble before you know it.
Not long after, he really did get in over his head. Trapped in a little seaside cottage, Shen Siyi heard intimate, breathless murmurs by his ear as an arm wrapped around his waist. He was pressed again and again with the question, "Baby, are you still running away?"
Shen Siyi: QAQ! System, save me!
#A Lazy Young Master Who Just Wants to Enjoy Life X A Sweet-and-Sour Black-Bellied Lost Heir Who Can Read Minds
[World Two: Court Intrigue and Pregnancy]
System: "You're a powerful treacherous minister. Through careful planning, you force the Fifth Prince into a political-sexual bargain. After he rises to power, he'll turn you into a puppet and leave you dead without a body intact."
Shen Siyi: ? What bargain?
Shen Siyi looked at the Fifth Prince, whose collar was half-open and whose beauty could topple a kingdom, though his eyes were clouded with gloom. His head throbbed. Irritated, he kicked the man and pointed at the bed. "Hey! Get down there and sleep."
Not long afterward, the System watched its Host get caught out again. His hands were tied to the imperial throne, his chin seized as the Emperor pressed his lips against his earlobe and interrogated him with cruel severity: "My little wife... no, my Empress, serve me well."
System: ...?
(For context, this includes stepmother-in-law fiction, but the character only becomes the stepmother halfway through the story. The protagonist is still a virgin. I'll say no more to avoid spoilers.)
#A Stern Minister-Step-Mother Who Refuses Skinship X A Teacup-Dog Emperor Who's Determined to Have His Wife Bear His Children
[World Three: Modern Showbiz Uncle and Nephew]
System: "You're an orphan whose parents died when you were young. A powerful figure in Nancheng raises you, makes you famous, and then you repay his kindness by framing him and ruining his reputation... In the end, after he makes a comeback, he blacklists you, and you die of cancer."
Shen Siyi: ...I understand all that, but why is it that Xie guy again?
Holding his waist, which still ached with phantom pain, he looked at the uncle who was supposed to blacklist him. The man was now tenderly holding him around the waist, cuddling close and calling him "wife," then announced their relationship on Weibo that very night, claiming it was all to draw the public's anger onto the protagonist.
The protagonist was shamelessly throwing himself at him, and the guy had double standards.
System: ...?
#A Nobody Actor Everyone Hates Who Relies on a White Lotus Persona X A Double-Standard, Zealous Fan Uncle Who'll Do Anything to Win His Wife, Even Publicly Begging for a Title
And there's also...
[An Eldritch Nonhuman with Skin Hunger X A Cool-Headed Genius Researcher]
[An Amnesiac, Flirtatious Omega Who Turns into a Little Fox in the Apocalypse X The Cold-Blooded, Fur-Loving, Thunder-Type Strongest Human Alpha]
The System clutched its head, watching a screen full of mosaics and complaint letters flying onto its desk like snowflakes, and wailed: !! Boohoo! I'm really not an erotica System!
#He Pursues, He Flees, He Can't Escape Even If He Grows Wings
#How Is Getting Fucked to Death by Your Husband () Not a Special Way to Play the Villain?
Theme: Stay positive and enjoy life
Nice! Hungry, hungry, please update quickly, hehe.
The author would like to give you a small suggestion. You can break the sentence in some places, otherwise it will look a little out of breath (it seems like [comparison])
Omnivore, just rice (knock on the bowl)
""Butler Zhao is looking down upon" is a big bug for the author~ This should be Butler Xie?
I feel like the character is a bit broken. I went through so much hardship as a child, but this time I am so indecisive. From what the author wrote, I don't think Uncle Liu is very good to the protagonist. And the protagonist has doubted this Liu once, so why can't he take action [changed]
Sigh╯▂╰ It's so uncomfortable π_π😭
I'll pamper you a few more times, and even if I don't update, I'll give you some water. Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
"Xie Jin" gave the author a big worm~
Shouldn't it be 50cm long or 50mm thick? 50Cm thick is half a meter, so it's too big 😂
Yo yo yo, a certain abandoned dog [make me healthy]