["AI Zaizai can also be a group favorite" has been opened, the copy is below~~]
The "Bright Star" band, which is popular all over the country, has been exposed to countless scandals such as the bassist's fake playing, the drummer's cheating, the guitarist spending money to make fake data, and the lead singer has been insulting fans since their debut.
Overnight, "Bright Star" fell apart and disbanded on the spot.
Bai Sinian, a fan of the band, was chewing a kiss with his left hand and drinking beer with his right hand. When he was sitting in front of the computer and saw this news, he suffered a myocardial infarction and died suddenly.
Bai Sinian traveled back ten years and became classmates with the band members.
He excitedly found the four of them and cried on the spot when he heard the unbearable, howling and tragic ensemble coming from the activity room.
Ten years have passed, and there has been no improvement in technical level... Bai Sinian was heartbroken.
He was determined to work hard to change the band's ending!
Faced with the arrogant lead singer Bian Rui, Bai Sinian strongly praised: "It doesn't matter, they are just high school students with no hair on their head. How can they understand your song of "Flower of the Mountains"!"
Facing the shy and introverted guitarist Shen Bei, Bai Sinian patiently coaxed: "Hey, dear, let's improve our skills. It's better than anything else. Come on, do it again."
Facing the charming drummer Cui Yeyi, Bai Sinian said sincerely: "I have to recite this code of masculine conduct again. Thank you for your hard work."
Faced with bassist Fan Hongyi who was performing poorly every day, Bai Sinian cheered: "You are the best! You are the light of the people! Bassist, come on!"
Five years later, "Bright Star" officially debuted.
When interviewed by reporters about the influence of their former agent on them.
"Snian, he is our male mother."
"Without Si Nian, there would be no us."
"Although he is as old as us, he has worried a lot for us. I would like to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to Si Nian."
Only Bian Rui looked at the reporter, his dark eyes staring deeply at him: "I want to talk about my wife, do I agree?"
"Laughing to Death, They Said My Brain Is Not Working" Copy:
[The next book will be released in July or August at the latest. Welcome to collect it, baby~~]
They said that my brain was not working well. It was so funny that I had no brain at all.
My name is Chi Guanghe. I was just five years old when I woke up. I am the carrier of the "Dijiao S5133" chip and receive instructions - to protect Cheng Ze.
The mini version of Cheng Ze is the most difficult child in kindergarten. He is a picky eater, has a bad face, and is unsociable. He is very difficult to deal with!
Until one day, I beat up all the children who were cuckolding behind their backs, and single-handedly isolated the entire class.
Cheng Ze:?
Children:? ?
Kindergarten teacher:? ? ?
Teacher: "Xiaohe, you are so difficult..."
Great! Cheng Ze is finally no longer the most difficult child!
Successfully guarded Cheng Ze!
The young version of Cheng Ze is sunny and handsome, but also has a melancholic temperament. He is besieged by countless girls asking for their contact information.
This is too dangerous!
"Cheng Ze, his sexual orientation... Tsk tsk..."
"His family environment is complicated, and the future relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law... Emmm..."
The girls were scared away.
Cheng Ze sneezed: Who is saying bad things about me behind my back?
The adult version of Cheng Ze started his own business and engaged in research and development, and I became the pillar behind him.
I can remotely control all electrical appliances to provide Cheng Ze with a comfortable environment anytime and anywhere, and I only need to break off my middle finger to charge.
Full of power and energy.
One time, Cheng Ze was driving a new energy vehicle on a business trip and an accident occurred. I used up all my energy to help him drive the car to the hospital.
As for me, it's time to take a break.
When Cheng Ze screamed in pain, I stubbornly used the last bit of power to open my eyes, "Charge me..."
"How to charge!"
I slowly raised my middle finger.
Intention: Determined to become a positive and high-quality idol!