I Became a God After Retiring

Unable to numb his bitterness and resentment except by drinking nonstop, Lin Chaoyang drank until the alcohol went to his head. A rouge-pink flush spread across his cheeks. "Yangzi, hehehe~ When you're drunk and all pink, why do you look just like a woman?"

His sleazy friend raised an eyebrow and gave him a strange look, then put an arm around Lin Chaoyang as if they were the best of brothers. But the hand that came along with it slid onto Lin Chaoyang's thigh and rubbed back and forth.

"Mm... take your hand away. What are you doing? I'm not a woman." Lin Chaoyang frowned. Loose strands of hair fluttered across his forehead, hiding his eyes. With a sharp smack, he slapped away the hand misbehaving on his thigh and stood up to get away. That bastard was trying to take advantage of him!

"Hey, where are you going? We're brothers. A little touch won't make you lose a chunk of flesh. Hehehe, Yangzi, I heard you're still a virgin. Why aren't you interested in women? How about trying a man? It's intense, I guarantee you'll love it."

His sleazy friend was getting carried away by lust. He followed Lin Chaoyang and tried to put an arm around him again. Lin Chaoyang grabbed a beer bottle and smashed it against the table corner. The half he still held was jagged, uneven glass, razor-sharp.

"Want to see why flowers are so red? Get the hell out!"

A retired man with a hundred lifetimes behind him x a clingy, sickly yandere black dragon

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