You're Not Straight, So I Made You Straight?

#Damn it, my blind date just said I turned him gay and now he wants me to take responsibility for him.

Su Yun is a standard office drone, always rushed off his feet, and still forced by his elders to go on blind dates.

What he didn't expect was that this time, his date would be exactly his type.

Su Yun: Oh my god, isn't that the ideal sculpted face?

He took the initiative to exchange contact information and offered to draw a portrait of the man.

The man happily agreed.

The next day, before Su Yun could get over the excitement of finding his ideal date, a bolt from the blue struck: his date was straight.

Su Yun: ...

Su Yun hastily backed off before things got worse.

He had no interest in turning straight men gay.

Not long after, Su Yun discovered that his straight blind date not only lived upstairs from him, but was also his new boss.

Su Yun: What kind of cursed fate is this?

What baffled him even more was how this straight blind date kept finding ways to get his attention.

Si Yan: "I made sweet-and-sour ribs, but I made too much for one person. Want to come up and try some?"

Si Yan: "It's raining today, and I didn't bring an umbrella. Can I walk home with you?"

Si Yan: "Where do you want to go for the team outing? Nothing, I just want to hear an outstanding employee's opinion."

Si Yan: "If you need one, I can be your model."

Su Yun: "..."

This blind date didn't seem all that straight.

Unable to hold back any longer, Su Yun finally blurted out, "You don't seem very straight."

Si Yan: "That's right. You turned me, so you have to take responsibility."

A naturally flirtatious bottom × a faux-cold, tea-loving top

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. The top was never straight to begin with.

Chu Wenyan had finally completed a difficult project, only to be promoted in title but demoted in practice, transferred to the South China region as COO.

On the day he reported for duty, he ran into Xie Jinxuan at the airport, the very person responsible for all this. Even worse, Xie Jinxuan was also headed to the South China region for work.

Just his luck. Misfortune had come knocking, and it had made itself right at home.

When you're down on your luck, even drinking yogurt can make you dizzy.

The moment the plane took off, Chu Wenyan suddenly began burning up all over. In a daze, someone unfastened his collar, and he pressed himself against the other man's ice-cold body.

When he woke up, Xie Jinxuan, seated beside him, said nothing. He merely straightened the shirt and tie Chu Wenyan had wrinkled, then calmly wiped the filth from his hand.

Chu Wenyan suddenly realized that the quarter of a succubus in him had awakened.

Meeting Xie Jinxuan's cold, haughty gaze, he smiled elegantly. "Mr. Xie, don't worry. I was asleep just now. I didn't see a thing."

As long as he denied it, the other man would be the one embarrassed.

But Xie Jinxuan wasn't embarrassed. Instead, he smiled, something he rarely did. "Is that so? That's great."

Chu Wenyan:!

Chu Wenyan:?

After that, he was often assigned to work with Xie Jinxuan, including but not limited to riding in the same business car when flying, going together to a hot spring resort to host important clients, and finding that the hotel had only one king-sized bed left.

And every time, absolutely every time, his succubus side would flare up, and he'd do this and that to Xie Jinxuan.

Fortunately, aside from his somewhat sinister gaze, Xie Jinxuan's looks and figure were exactly Chu Wenyan's type. Chu Wenyan even enjoyed it a little, though afterward he always pretended to have amnesia.

Xie Jinxuan seemed to enjoy their relationship too.

Over time, they developed an unspoken understanding. Until one time, when things got heated, Chu Wenyan accidentally revealed his pointed succubus tail, while Xie Jinxuan accidentally revealed eight tentacles. That's when Chu Wenyan learned they were the same kind.

Xie Jinxuan wrapped one tentacle around Chu Wenyan's succubus tail and asked with a smile, "Still going to pretend from now on?"

A flirtatious succubus bottom who pretends to have amnesia but enjoys every minute of it × a sinister demon top who sees through everything and goes with the flow

One-on-one romance, happy ending

Coming soon: "Where's the Sunny College Guy Gym Buddy I Was Promised?"

Song Lexun died suddenly at his desk. He thought his miserable life as an overworked wage slave was finally over, but when he opened his eyes, he found he had transmigrated into a business-novel as the second villain, a ruthless climber who would stop at nothing to get ahead.

Since he was a villain, he was bound to meet a bad end. Sure enough, according to the book's plot, he would end up plagued by illness and disgraced.

Song Lexun:?

Song Lexun: ...

Come on, who would be stupid enough to die in the same pit twice?

Not him.

Not only would he refuse to die, he'd get healthy, stay away from illness, and escape his damn fate.

So on his first day in the book, he spent a fortune on an annual gym membership.

That same day, he met his first gym buddy: a sunny, handsome college student with perfect proportions and an eight-pack.

His gym buddy was great. He taught him how to work out effectively, patiently corrected his form, and showed him plenty of unconventional fitness tricks.

As they got to know each other, Song Lexun gradually started venting about work.

Song Lexun: "The food in the company cafeteria is so awful. If the boss tried one bite, he'd ascend to heaven on the spot."

The next day, the cafeteria was ordered to make changes, and healthy meals were added to the menu.

Song Lexun: "The company is drowning in pointless internal competition because its organizational structure is bloated."

A few days later, the group headquarters ordered a restructuring, and Song Lexun's workload immediately got much lighter.

Song Lexun: "This project looks promising, but it's actually a huge trap. Whoever touches it is doomed."

The project, which had been moving full steam ahead, was suddenly halted. Song Lexun was transferred to a more promising new project, and his salary multiplied several times over.

Song Lexun thought it was all coincidence, until one day his direct supervisor made things difficult for him and he was summoned to the president's office, where he met the legendary villain Gu Siyan.

The villain's outfit of the day: suit and tie, slicked-back hair, silver-rimmed glasses. Every move exuded calculation, and he spoke with the swagger of a domineering Daddy: "He dared bully you? I'll fire him."

Song Lexun rubbed his eyes. Wait, wasn't this his gym buddy?

No, where was his sunny, cheerful college-guy gym buddy? How had he become a dark Daddy?

The villain gave him a knowing smile, and Song Lexun sensed trouble. Had the wheels of fate finally caught up with him after all?

That very day, he quit and even gave up his gym membership, making a run for it. But that night, he was caught and dragged back.

"Didn't you say you wanted to get as muscular as me?" Gu Siyan grabbed his hand and pressed it against his sharply defined abs.

Song Lexun: ... The feel is amazing.

"Didn't we agree to be gym buddies for life?" Gu Siyan began undoing his shirt buttons.

That night, Song Lexun was forced into an unprecedentedly vigorous workout.

The next morning, Gu Siyan kneaded his painfully sore lower back. Song Lexun whined and tried to run, only to be caught again.

Gu Siyan pressed harder. "Baby, looks like last night's workout wasn't enough. We'll have to train harder today."

A workplace slacker bottom determined to become a fitness expert × a shirtless college guy who turns into a suited-up Daddy CEO

Theme: Even when life is hectic, remember to notice the little moments of happiness.