No Slacking Off [Full Dive]

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Wen Yuanlan was once undefeated, but poor health forced him to quit the game and take time to recuperate.

The good news: the ten-year-old game Journey to Immortality has finally released a full-dive version! You can play even while lying in a hospital bed!

The bad news: the wheel of fortune has turned, and the class Wen Yuanlan plays is now at the very bottom of the meta, practically extinct!

He starts streaming, and countless people flood into his channel

Before entering: Who still plays this game? Is he here to make us laugh?

After entering: Wait, how has he won ten matches in a row?!

His teammates cheer, his opponents wail, and his haters insist it can’t be real, until Wen Yuanlan loses control of his mental powers during a match and crushes everyone.

Only then do they realize, he has S+ mental strength???

The next second, a legendary player appears on camera and clings to the streamer, refusing to let go. The StarNet explodes.

*

In the arena, Wen Yuanlan keeps getting matched with the same person.

Viewers: Isn’t that the legendary streamer?!

Wen Yuanlan doesn’t know him. All he can tell is that the guy has incredible mechanics but loves to slack off

Gu Yuanmo: I’m exhausted. I want to slack off.

Wen Yuanlan: ??? No, you don’t!!

How can he? Wen Yuanlan still wants to win!

Their classes complement each other, and they seem to have an innate understanding. They pull off brilliant combo attacks that deal explosive damage, so

Wen Yuanlan: Come play in the arena with me. No slacking off!

Viewers: Aaaah, he’s so cute! Say yes!

Gu Yuanmo: …

Later, as the stream’s popularity skyrockets, Wen Yuanlan receives invitations from all kinds of top players

Guild Leader A: We need you for the new raid progression!

Commander B: Get lost. Join our guild, and all the resources are yours!

Top Player C: We’re waiting for you to climb the arena rankings!

Wen Yuanlan: Hmm, who should I play with today?

Gu Yuanmo: …Play with me, please. I won’t slack off.

This story includes: #WhyIsThisCutieSoStrong!##HeFlirtsAndActsCuteAndInvitesMeToPlayInTheArenaAndBegsMeNotToSlackOffHowCouldHeNotLikeMe?WhatDoYouMeanHeJustReallyWantsToWin?##ThisStoryIsExploding#

Couple: aloof, proud, secretly-gay aggressor x the beloved, adorable receiver with a fierce work ethic

1. Two powerful streamers, an older aggressor and younger receiver. Both are expert players who rack up kills like crazy. The aggressor only talks about slacking off, but never actually does. He’s highly competitive!

2. Both are each other’s first love. A sweet, feel-good story! You can enjoy it even if you don’t play games. Includes chat comments and forum posts.

3. The author is letting loose, so there’ll probably be plenty of memes…

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[Upcoming] The Interstellar World’s Number One Perfumer

Jiang Tanxi transmigrates to the interstellar era and learns two things

First: Many fragrances from the age of Earth have been lost, and people in the interstellar era are passionate about perfume, sparking a trend of recreating ancient scents.

Jiang Tanxi: His ancestors were royal court perfumers, and he’s a well-known modern perfumer himself. This is a perfect match for his expertise!

Second: To survive in the interstellar era, he’ll have to start by surviving on a barren planet.

Jiang Tanxi: …

*

A remarkable perfume livestream appears on the StarNet.

The perfumer streamer speaks gently and can casually blend fragrances that soothe the soul. After watching, even viewers’ mental strength becomes more stable!

More remarkably, his perfume ingredients seem unusual?

Jiang Tanxi: This is an extract from a mutated beast on the barren planet, these are the leaves of a man-eating flower, and this is a meteorite that crashed into my house during a storm on the barren planet!

Viewers: ??? Are these really proper perfume ingredients?

Well, they actually smell amazing. Buy, buy, buy!

*

After the stream ends, the gentle, delicate little perfumer, who seems so soft and sweet in everyone’s eyes, processes those “perfume ingredients” without batting an eye. He casually lifts the chin of the tall man beside him and lets him kiss away the crimson stains on his fingertips.

The camera’s red light flashes, revealing the man’s face: none other than Jian Zeyuan, the man even the emperor of the empire gives a wide berth!

Jiang Tanxi smiles. “Oops, I’ve been found out.”

They say perfume can heal mental strength, and the stronger the mental powers, the more pronounced the effect.

Jian Zeyuan endures the agony of mental instability day after day. Only Jiang Tanxi’s scent can help him sleep peacefully.

Disclaimer: #TakeProperSafetyPrecautionsWhenDoingExperiments# #FamilyMembersPleaseDontLickTheExperimentalReagents#

Couple: elegant, brutal aggressor obsessed with scents x outwardly gentle, inwardly an experimental madman receiver

Theme: For sincerity and the joy of meeting