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Yu Muqi seems like an ordinary college student, but she's actually the daughter of a plane-shop owner. During summer break, she sleeps until she wakes up naturally every day, then acts like a lunatic and causes trouble at home. She even wants to crown herself emperor at home, and her mother catches her in the act. So her mother specially assigns her a mission.
Main mission: Get Tang Sanzang into Qin Shi Huang's mouth to achieve immortality.
There are also three side missions.
Side mission one: Tang Sanzang must not leave the circle before Sun Wukong returns.
Side mission two: Complete all eighty-one trials within three months.
Side mission three: Establish the Immortal Qin Empire.
1
When Tang Sanzang tried to leave the circle to save the pitiful White Bone Demon in his eyes,
Yu Muqi chose the simplest and most direct method. She screamed like a madwoman: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
She successfully restrained Tang Sanzang and the other three.
2
The White Bone Demon asked in confusion, "Are you sure this will make me immortal?"
Yu Muqi nodded firmly. "Of course. Look, aren't these two characters Tang Sanzang?"
The White Bone Demon stared blankly at the red package in Yu Muqi's hand. The writing on it seemed to say Tang Sanzang. She nodded, but still felt that something was off.
"Didn't I tell you? Every flower holds a world. This packet of Tang Sanzang meat was made from a Tang Sanzang in another world. Let me tell you, if we weren't fated to meet, I wouldn't give it to you. So, do you want it or not?"
The White Bone Demon answered resolutely, "I want it!"
3
Yu Muqi took the jade seal from Qin Shi Huang's hands and swept her robe aside. "I have received the Mandate of Heaven! Why haven't you all knelt yet, my ministers?"
Qin Shi Huang, who was recording: ...
All the ministers: ...
Please note: 1. Characters may be out of character!
2. There are lots of internet memes.
3. The writing is amateurish, so please go easy on me.
Theme: You decide your own life
