What Should I Do About the Passing Stranger I Happened to Save, Who Won't Stop Staring at Me?

[Irresponsible, carefree bottom vs. scheming, obsessive green-tea top]

As an unconventional member of the cannon-fodder simp department in the quick transmigration world, Jiang Qiyun loves nothing more than saving minor characters in different worlds. While everyone else earns points by saving protagonists and climbs the rich list, Jiang Qiyun rummages through scraps, playing the cannon-fodder simp for the universally adored protagonist while saving minor characters on the side.

Jiang Qiyun: This minor character looks so poor, just like me. I'll save them. That one looks crazy and doesn't seem like a good person. I'll save them too...

System 031: Host, please focus on playing your simp role, and stay out of the minor characters' lives!

Jiang Qiyun: Read. No reply. Muted.

One day, on his way to simp for the universally adored protagonist, Jiang Qiyun spots another pitiful minor character. Thick brows, big eyes, looking utterly helpless. Without a second thought, Jiang Qiyun leans in and kisses him!

But after winning the guy over, he watches the entire world collapse. Jiang Qiyun successfully deletes his account and fakes his death to escape.

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All the Systems in the quick transmigration bureau know their God is a peculiar one. He loves playing the role of a random minor character, the sort you could find anywhere on the roadside, claiming it's so he can understand the hardships of ordinary people.

But one day, the Systems hear that their God has been scammed in an online romance. The other person swindled him out of money and sex, then openly faked their death and ran away! They left behind a collapsing world and a helpless God all alone in an empty house!

After returning to his divine position, the God flies into a rage, only to discover that the wife who ran off is one of his own employees! So, in full view of everyone, the malicious God hurls the little scammer into a black hole.

Then the God swiftly vanishes into the black hole before it closes, leaving only the words, "That idiot will only cause more trouble. I'd better follow and keep an eye on them."

The Systems: Did... did a giant black rat just scurry past?

Theme: Devoted love