What’s Wrong with Faking a Crisis to Save My Life by Calling on a Few Close Friends?

Nearing its conclusion.

After experiencing death 108 times, Fushi Ji survived, but not completely. To stay alive, she still needs some special bonds.

So, afraid of dying, this physically weak girl with A-rank strength and speed has no choice but to put down her fists and make friends "kindly," setting out on her great journey of deliberately getting into accidents with people, armed with the "gifts of the dead."

She spent days lying in wait in the river, hoping to catch her target, but to no avail. Then, just as the target floated by, she happened to jump in.

"Hey~ You went in the water too?"

A certain Dazai-type creature, knocked unconscious by her landing on him: ??? Glugluglug…

She pretended to be a little lamb and wandered around the Slum.

"Don't mind that I'm small~ Don't mind that I'm small~ I've got big ambitions and a lofty goal~"

Chuya, working at the convenience store: ??? Who's that?

She provoked the legendary Six-Eyed God who could do anything and everything.

"The strongest? That's it? That's it? And now you're crying?"

Sobbing 5t5: ??? Pepper?

And she subjected a certain kind-hearted boy to some subtle psychological torment.

"Here are this week's expense report explanations: Tsuna's clothes exploded six times, and he was burned once."

Tsuna: "You can't put every explanation in the financial report!"

To stay alive and earn this world's recognition, Fushi Ji worked hard to strengthen the world's awareness of her and its goodwill toward her. If she could work around the clock, she absolutely would not settle for a nine-to-nine schedule.

Come on, come on, one person at a time. Every last one of you is a dear friend to me!

Everyone: "Stop using your powers, you menace."

Fushi Ji: "Ehehe :p"

Dazai and the girl's daily life, like:

Dazai: (pulls Ji along) "Let's die together."

Ji: (grabs Dazai) "Stay alive."

The pairing is Armed Detective Agency Dazai, and the girl is a survival expert.

Reader's guide

1. Mainly Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn, with other anime as background. The Bungo Stray Dogs parts involve novel plotlines.

2. The credit belongs to the original works; any out-of-character behavior is because the author isn't good enough QAQ.

3. The characters' intelligence is limited by the author's own.

4. Please leave lots of comments! I really need the interaction! I'm begging you!

A new one next door, launching with a bang!

Please welcome

Player, a species that chose to destroy the world for an achievement reward.

It went wrong.

But not completely wrong.

Even after getting banned, the player logged in again using their elementary-school-aged cousin's ID card.

This time, the player swore to be a good person.

Truly a good person. They'll help the overworked boss get fired, help an old lady cross the street, and rescue someone from drowning.

Ahem, of course,

The fired boss can find a new job, and the old lady can be carried back and forth across the street. As for the person rescued from drowning... The player saved them, so what's wrong with expecting a little praise?

Look, aren't all the things the player does good deeds?

But you're saying you dreamed that the player destroyed the world?

Impossible. This isn't a game where you carry over progress from a previous run.

Chuya: The dream may have felt real, but she stands up for me, gives me presents, and protects my little sister. There's no way she's a demon king bent on destroying the world.

Damn it, Dazai, come take a look. Did I get hit by some weird ability?!

Dazai, forced to jump into the water a hundred times: Take your sister and get lost!

Gojo the cat: The new student looks exactly like the demon king from his dream. Suspicious, wary, keeping an eye on her. But she doesn't seem to be the same as she was in the dream.

So, could a classmate who makes little cakes, always has sugar ready for him, and beats up the rotten higher-ups with him really be a demon king bent on destroying the world? Could the dream really be right?

What do you think, Geto?

Geto the fox, with his bangs cut and his hair in a bun: Lay down your weapons and attain enlightenment. Have a forgiving heart. Be magnanimous, be magnanimous... my ass! Don't stop me. Today I'm becoming a wrathful guardian deity and proving my way through killing!

The number of victims in the player's hands keeps growing.

A certain black-haired young man from a world of deductive reasoning: My junior can't possibly be a demon king bent on destroying the world. Besides, she probably isn't even a normal human being.

A certain psychic boy named Saiki: My childhood friend can't possibly be a demon king bent on destroying the world. She's more likely a monkey spirit.

A certain captain of a sea-faring family: My crewmate can't possibly be a demon king bent on destroying the world. That's Whitebeard. My crewmate is just a gold-gobbling Pixiu!

The player isn't going to destroy the world again. After all, they said they'd be a good person.

So, might as well save a world or two. A player with every achievement wouldn't miss a single achievement point, after all.

The world returned to peace, but the savior's whereabouts remained unknown.

The others were left confused, reminiscing about the past,

waiting for a miracle to happen again.

Final CG unlocked... All achievements unlocked...

[Player, would you like to start a new game?]

[Yes!]

Everyone loves the player. (Definitely.)

The player loves playing (crossed out) everyone, too.

A game about saving the world with love. (Not really.)

Love and peace~

The game is about to begin. The player sets off happily~

Coming soon, Book One: Conquering the World of Deductive Reasoning Through Random Minigames

For eighteen years, Hitomi Chiaki had been an ordinary human. Then one day, she suddenly wasn't ordinary anymore.

She got a golden finger, and she also transmigrated into an anime.

The moment she arrived, she saw a man with a cigarette in his mouth sitting beside a bomb counting down to detonation.

This looked like a recipe for immediate death, but she didn't panic. She glanced at today's random minigame: Bomb Candy!

Item used! The Bomb Shield makes its grand entrance!

Hagiwara watched as the girl who had suddenly appeared pulled a transparent glass dome out of her extra-dimensional pocket.

The bomb, which had stopped ticking, suddenly exploded silently inside the dome.

It was all over before he could even react.

From that day on, Hagiwara's worldview began to turn surreal.

Not just his, but his classmates' too.

A girl suddenly appeared, speeding in a car. She rammed the car that was about to hit Date and sent it flying, while her own car was completely unharmed.

Today's minigame: Bumper Cars!

At a crime scene, Matsuda saw a girl in a detective outfit holding a magnifying glass. In just three minutes, she found all the evidence and solved the case.

Today's minigame: Master Detective Simulator!

Sometimes, after your worldview gets shattered enough times, you get used to it. After all, she had saved their lives time and again.

And she was their junior at the police academy, so of course they had to be nice to her.

One day, Hitomi Chiaki was getting ready to see what abilities today's minigame would give her when a silver-haired man dressed in black suddenly blocked her way.

"Chivas, you've been undercover at the police academy for so long. If you've forgotten who you are, I'll kill you immediately. Now go deal with those rats."

Hitomi Chiaki, who had suddenly acquired a code name, checked today's random minigame, Who's the Rat?, and smiled.

Whoever she voted out was the rat. Those were the rules of the game.

Everyone survives successfully.

A crossover of playing house, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., and a main plot set in the world of deductive reasoning.

Theme: Cherish life, love living, and live well.