Someone asked on a forum: Is there such a thing as true love in this world?
A user named Kurokawa Ritsu replied: I know the answer. Naoya is totally in love with me.
And young master Naoya had this to say: Aaaaaah! Don't come near me!
Kurokawa Ritsu was the top-ranked powerhouse in an infinite-flow dungeon world. After he and his friends successfully smashed the stupid godlike mastermind to pieces, he collapsed from exhaustion into a space-time tunnel. As he passed through different dimensions, he happened to see two students discussing a Jujutsu Kaisen manga, with Naoya Zenin on the cover.
Student 1: Naoya-sama may be stupid, but he's undeniably beautiful.
Student 2: Naoya Zenin, my destined wife.
Kurokawa Ritsu, still in free fall: Naoya... wife?
The number-one powerhouse, still pondering this, slammed into the world's sturdy barrier with a bang. (Or, to put it nicely: his head was really something.)
Reincarnated as a human once more, Kurokawa Ritsu proudly told his deskmate about his beautiful wife, who loved him dearly.
Kurokawa Ritsu: How did you know I have a sweet, sweet wife who loves me so much?
A certain Gojo and Geto, still in middle school: Huh????????
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Many years later, at the Zenin Clan estate.
Kurokawa Ryo arrived in a grand procession to formally ask for Naoya's hand in marriage.
The Zenin Clan panicked, thinking the enemy had come to attack, and hurriedly summoned every clan member to the training ground to prepare for battle.
With such a massive crowd gathered to surround them, Kurokawa Ryo set down the things in his hands, straightened his messy hair and wrinkled hem, then slowly arranged his hands into position.
Zenin Clan members: Is it starting?
Under the dead-eyed gazes of Megumi Fushiguro and the other people in the know, Kurokawa Ryo placed his hands straight against his legs and bowed a perfect ninety degrees, declaring in a firm, ringing voice, "Please entrust Naoya to me, Father-in-law!"
So it had started. He'd come to marry away the clan leader's son.
Clutching the carefully prepared list of betrothal gifts, Kurokawa Ryo made his resolve clear in a voice like a bell.
He didn't care that the love of his life beside him was about to die of embarrassment.
Retired Zenin Naobito lit a cigarette and said with a complicated look, "I never thought Naoya would be the first person in the Zenin Clan to get married off."
Naoya, Naoya had fainted. Maybe he was just... too happy.
Reader's guide:
This story is full of ridiculous antics and all kinds of made-up settings. Anything can happen. For example, the Cursed Corpses might attend Tokyo Jujutsu High... I'm writing this for fun, and the one and only goal is to be silly from start to finish. No angst, only love!
Really, I just want to torment Naoya a little, since he's so cute (evil grin).
The protagonist, Kurokawa Ryo, is at the peak of martial strength. After all, he's a top-ranked powerhouse who's spent years struggling through an infinite-flow world and successfully smashed the godlike mastermind to pieces.
This story belongs to the A Madman Can Only Be Tamed by a Pervert series. The protagonists are all friends who lived together in the infinite-flow world.
Theme: Being lovesick is a man's best dowry.
