Your Chest Is Huge

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Goofy, unpredictable sweetheart x seemingly aloof and proper, but actually sincere puppy

The first time Xu Youyuan saw Pei Lin was in tennis class.

The muscles in his calves tensed beneath his athletic shorts. When he leaped, his lean waist and abs showed, and then, higher up...

Xu Youyuan whispered to her friend: Aah, Daddy, those pecs are huge. So hot.

When she looked up again, the person beside her had ears bright red, but still wore an impassive expression. "Classmate, I'm single. I'm not anyone's daddy."

Her friend whispered, "That's Senior Pei I told you about."

Xu Youyuan: "Huh?"

*

Senior Pei Lin from the law school had great grades and was handsome, but he never smiled. He was so cool and proper that whenever she saw him, she felt the same fear as when her high school homeroom teacher was in charge.

Even so, some people refused to give up and kept trying their luck. Once, a junior student made an excuse to ask him a question so she could get close to him. He quizzed her until her confidence in her studies was shattered, and she angrily switched majors.

And so, a saying became widely known: The law may have a heart, but Pei Lin does not.

But Xu Youyuan realized Pei Lin wasn't as heartless as the rumors claimed.

For instance, he loved strawberry cake.

For instance, he remembered every little thing she said and made them happen, one by one.

And for instance, when she saw Pei Lin again, he was carefully looking for clues.

As Xu Youyuan shrieked and ran around in a panic, she yanked his pants down and ended up pinning him beneath her.

Pei Lin's clothes were disheveled. With that sexy face, he dropped a bombshell: "Xu Youyuan, you're going to take responsibility."

What? Take responsibility? How?

*

After they got together, Xu Youyuan became even more prone to acting on a whim.

Sometimes she'd call Pei Lin in the middle of the night and ask him to go for a walk. After talking for ages, she'd change her mind. So, in the last second before she hung up, Pei Lin would say, "I'm on my way downstairs."

Sometimes she'd get a sudden idea to act out a domineering seduction, grab Pei Lin by the chin and pin him against the wall. After teasing him, she'd run away at once. Pei Lin would catch her behind the knees and calmly pull her back. As he bent toward her, his expression remained serene. "Yuanyuan?"

More often, Xu Youyuan would mischievously put him on the spot, showing him her chaotic doodles and asking him to list their good points. Pei Lin would carefully name them all, then kiss her cheek and take her to the restaurant she'd saved the night before.

Little scene one:

"Xu Youyuan." Pei Lin's eyes were red from the spicy hot pot in front of him. He silently endured it for a while, then said, "I've learned to eat spicy food."

"I've also learned to play games, win claw machines, and make strawberry cake."

"And?"

"I like you."

Little scene two:

"That guy has such big pecs. He looks like he's in great shape." After watching a tennis match one time, Xu Youyuan added, "I want to get roasted sweet potatoes later."

Pei Lin was already used to her sudden teasing. He quietly took her hand, guiding it higher and higher until he placed it on his broad chest.

Through his damp, tight shirt, warmth rose, and the muscle beneath her palm gave a slow twitch.

Reader's guide:

1. Older man, the male lead is three years older than the female lead. A silly puppy who switches seamlessly with a cool, aloof guy. This is expected to be a sweet, light read of over 200,000 characters, so come relax!

2. No angst. Love is a process of understanding and drawing closer to each other, and they'll have an adjustment period after they get together.

3. The author is an amateur when it comes to the specialized subjects in the story. Everything serves the plot, so don't scrutinize the details.

--- Upcoming: I Will Slay My Way to the Ninth Heaven for My Master ---

Hot-tempered, crazy puppy sweetheart x gentle, world-weary master

Beagle x dog-leash-wielding patience

Cheng Xin, a huge mad dog who appeared out of nowhere, was arrogant and unforgiving. People joked that there wasn't a leash in the world that could hold her.

One day, she went on a rampage and fought her way up to the Ninth Heaven. In the end, all the immortals joined forces to kill her, and the entire cultivation world cheered.

When she somehow came back to life, everyone kept telling her that her master had died long ago. Really dead. Couldn't be deader.

Cheng Xin didn't believe them. She went on a rampage, turning the entire cultivation world and the Ninth Heaven upside down.

Her master had said he would never see her again, but if she ever got into trouble, he would surely come to her aid.

In the end, she searched everywhere but couldn't find her master. Instead, she found someone who looked just like him.

Her master was one of a kind. How could anyone impersonate him?!

She couldn't stand it, so she drew her sword to kill him.

The young man threw himself down and grabbed her leg. "I've got an idea! Pretend to take someone else as your master. Your master will be jealous, and he'll definitely show up!"

Cheng Xin was half-convinced, so she put down her sword for the time being.

But her master still didn't show up.

Cheng Xin cried.

*

Lin Xuanzhi had become famous at a young age, a peerless talent, pure as the moon in the sky and snow on the ground. He was so awe-inspiring that no one dared cross the line.

By every measure, Cheng Xin and he were worlds apart.

On the rare occasions they met, Cheng Xin would hold her chin high while he passed by without even looking at her.

Yet in a snow-covered place where no one could see them, he had also held her hand lazily, smiling as he listened to her soft, sweet "Master."

He couldn't help it. The night he planned to die, with wind and snow raging, it was little Cheng Xin who found him.

*

Little scene:

Lin Xuanzhi thought Cheng Xin had made some progress in her cultivation and needed a little socialization training, so he disguised himself and took her to a competition.

While they watched the matches, a cultivator beside him struck up a conversation. "You brought your disciple here to get some experience too? Is yours obedient?"

Lin Xuanzhi: "Not particularly."

Cultivator: "That's fine. They'll learn to behave once they get older."

Lin Xuanzhi nodded, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw Cheng Xin picking up trash again. His mind went blank. Would she really learn to behave when she got older? Why was his disciple already so old, yet still eating garbage, biting people, going on walks for hours without fail, and impossible to reason with?

If she really became an immortal, would he still have to pick trash out of her mouth when she was several hundred years old?

Lin Xuanzhi's vision went dark.

He thought he was about to pass out from frustration, but Cheng Xin came flying at him and knocked him over.

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