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Born to be rebellious, low-level tea addict and lazy and poisonous tongue attack
Due to the department drawing lots, Bai Yan was unfortunately selected to be a part of the first campus BL love variety guests.
In this regard, Bai Yan, who was born to be rebellious due to bad luck, said——
I vow to convey my beautiful mental state to everyone in the campus romance drama! And then get kicked out of this crappy show!
Two male classmates who looked at each other in the first episode of filming met to have dinner in the cafeteria
Bai Yan opened his innocent eyes and turned their lunch into a movie for three people.
"Classmate, the meat on your plate seems pretty good. Can I have a taste?"
Bai Yan did not shy away from the two male classmates who wanted to go for a walk on the playground after dinner to cultivate their relationship, pretending not to interfere.
"Classmate, don't mind adding one more~"
It wasn't until later that Lu Shiming was kicked off the wall——
When Lu Shiming was chatting with other guests
Bai Yan intervened and said softly: I'm sorry, can I disturb you?
Lu Shiming held up his chin and smiled half-heartedly: Since you know it's an interruption, then don't bother it.
Bai Yan:......
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Lu Shiming was begged to come to the rescue because the campus love show co-organized by his roommate was not popular enough.
In addition, he was also given a secret and disgusting task——
That is, in order to increase the possibility of catching someone in this romance drama, the department planners specially created the role of 'Mysterious Troublemaker K'
Just when Lu Shiming was about to give up and do nothing, he discovered that someone had actually taken his place and became an upright troublemaker.
He watched with great interest Bai Yan poaching around. The person who had planned to participate in two phases and then found an excuse to quit suddenly became interested.
Bai Yan invited to join him and others in the breakfast camp, but he refused
Bai Yan invited to join the group chat and he responded
Bai Yan deliberately didn't bring an umbrella on rainy days and held one with him
She said to him pitifully: "I'm really confused. If I had remembered to bring an umbrella, the senior wouldn't have gotten wet. The other students will be very worried when I return to the dormitory like this."
Lu Shiming didn't give in. "It's really stupid. I suggest you be smarter next time."
Until the new guest was subdued by Bai Yan's tea skills and started riding for him, Bai Yan stopped teasing him.
Lu Shiming pressed him on the bed frame of the dormitory during non-shooting hours: "Underclassman, he is used to getting involved with women, and likes the new but hates the old?"
Bai Yan wiped away a trace of panic and quickly faked a smile: "No, I am not Brother Lu's first choice anyway, and you can't deprive me of the right to choose a mate."
After hearing this, Lu Shiming laughed angrily and bit his lips: "How do you know that you are not my first choice?"
After being bitten for no reason, Bai Yan's heart collapsed and was full of questions. He wanted to cry but had no tears - I was just here to cause trouble!
But he still had to maintain his persona, and looked away with a face full of grievance: "I know Brother Lu is telling nonsense, but he is just trying to make me happy. If I really believe it, I'm afraid I will cry my heart out in the future."
Lu Shiming: ... What a pot of white tea, brother
###The first version of the copy is scheduled for 2024/3/22, and the screen recording has been recorded
****Tips for reading the article, added on 2024/4/7****
1. A brainless cookie, how poisonous it is in the early stage, but how regretful it will be in the later stage if it tastes really good.
2. In the large-scale male competition and Shura arena, splitting and reverse CP will not be accepted unless buying stocks.
3. There is an appropriate funny plot, focusing on a good mental state
4. The time background is used to legalize same-sex marriage.
5. There is a gap between the novel and reality. All private settings are for the purpose of the article. Please do not delve into it.
6. As the old saying goes, just enjoy watching it.
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★Copywriting of "Voice Control in Variety Shows and Any External Base":
The slut in the game||The voice-activated actor lies down outside the game
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The mouth is too good for the body ||The master of boring games
Tokimaki is an out-and-out 2G network actor. In an era when everyone is surfing on 32G, he goes against the grain and lives up to his name. He always lies flat.
The manager got angry and threw him out of a variety show - "National Plan" because he was too flat.
In the first issue of the two-way choice game "Hear His Voice First", he chose a male guest with a very nice voice. As a voice-controlled Tokimaki, he couldn't help but boast about it.
"Brother, your voice is so beautiful~"
"This brother, I really like your scumbag bubble voice~"
"Brother, your voice sounds particularly familiar~"
The male guest, whom I had never met before, replied: "Thank you, your tone is very similar to my ex-girlfriend."
Tokimaki: "... My pleasure?"
Later, during the recording process, Shijuan unexpectedly discovered that this gaming guru named Cen Zhuoxian not only had a nice voice and good looks, but he was also the one he had flirted with online while playing games at home!
He was cautious for fear of falling off his horse. He thought that his actions were meticulous and impeccable, but why did Cen Zhuoxian always ask him some strange questions?
For example——
"Teacher Tokimaki, do you play games?"
"Teacher Tokimaki, do you have a sister?"
"Teacher Tokimaki, have you ever been in love?"
Tokimaki: "No! Absolutely not!"
When he was complacent about his amazing acting talent, unexpectedly one night during the recording of the show, Shun Zhuoxian suddenly broke into the bathroom when he was about to take a bath and forcefully opened the red mole on his inner thigh.
The man's smile was twisted and weird: "Teacher Tokimaki, the birthmark you have here is exactly the same as the birthmark on my 'ex-girlfriend'."
Shijuan stumbled, trying to get through: "... No, it's too dark. You are wrong, my God. This is definitely not a birthmark."
Just listening to the other party's tone gradually became intriguing: "Oh? Really? Since I was wrong, let me confirm it a few more times."
Purpose: Existence is reasonable, respect the diversity of human personalities