The Crazy Guys from Rich-Family Novels Are Targeting Me Again

The next novel is "I'm a Rookie, but a God. You Too?", a modern slapstick paranormal comedy. The blurb is at the very bottom. Feel free to check it out if you're interested!

I transmigrated into a nobody in a trilogy of novels about wealthy families.

These were all sweet danmei romances, but the tone took a sudden turn later on. The protagonists' relatives, who were supporting male characters, went crazy and started obsessively interfering in the protagonists' relationship...

My own wealthy family, a bunch of nobodies caught in the crossfire between these crazy men and the protagonists, was dragged down and went bankrupt...

So I tried to stop those three supporting characters from going off the rails.

Crazy Guy No. 1

[In the original novel, Crazy Guy No. 1 was the son of the protagonist gong, an overbearing CEO. He was a cold, taciturn young nobleman with a skin fetish. Later in the story, he also began coveting the beautiful protagonist shou.]

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But today, Crazy Guy No. 1 gazed from afar at the protagonist shou's fair, tender face, then looked at me and bit his lip. "His skin looks so nice. I really want to take a bite."

By then, I was already his classmate. Watching his usually cool gaze grow increasingly perverse, I nearly had a brain malfunction and hurriedly said, "Human skin doesn't taste good. Why not try chewing on a pig's trotter instead?"

He continued staring at me gloomily, a strange smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. "I don't believe you. Let me take a bite and prove it."

Crazy Guy No. 2

[In the original novel, Crazy Guy No. 2 had been adopted by the protagonist gong's family as a child. He was a handsome puppy-like guy who scored full marks as a devoted brother, but his possessiveness toward his older brother gradually drove him crazy.]

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But today, he clutched his chest and tearfully complained to me, "Why does my chest hurt so much whenever I think about my brother dating someone?"

I felt his pecs and made something up. "Maybe you've been staying up too late. Get some sleep and you'll feel better."

He took the opportunity to grab my hand, his gaze dark and unreadable. "I can't sleep alone. Could you come keep me company?"

Crazy Guy No. 3

[In the original novel, Crazy Guy No. 3 was the protagonist shou's younger brother, a wealthy, devilishly charming CEO who developed feelings for the protagonist gong, who was about to become his brother-in-law.]

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But today, he got drunk and curled up in my arms, wrapping both arms tightly around my waist. His eyes were hazy as he said, "My future brother-in-law came over today, but he tried to get handsy with me... I turned him down, but I'm still scared..."

My brain was about to short-circuit. I couldn't understand why the plot was going in the complete opposite direction. "Uh... putting everything else aside, wouldn't you two be competing for the same role?"

I looked at the supposedly "weak and helpless" man in my arms, who was 190 centimeters tall and solid with muscle, and frowned slightly. "What if yours turns out to be bigger than the protagonist gong's?"

Crazy Guy No. 3 gazed up at me and asked, "So, to avoid ruining my brother's relationship, can I stay at your place for a while?"

My mind went blank, and I nodded.

What I didn't notice was the strange smile on the man's face in my arms, his eyes filled with gloomy possessiveness.

What a lunatic!

At last, all three protagonist couples got together.

With tears in my eyes, I turned around, only to find

The crazy guys were all standing at my door. The three of them stared at one another, sparks flying in their eyes.

They smiled ominously, then looked at me with burning gazes. "Tell us... who are you going to choose?"

I coughed twice to hide my panic. "Could I... try not choosing anyone?"

This is bad! They seem to have gotten even crazier!

#Actually, this is a danmei romance about crazy guys trying hard to become good husbands

#Tears and getting down on their knees are a crazy guy's best dowry

[Devilishly charming, expertly deceptive, and utterly unhinged gong] (Crazy Guy No. 3) VS [Slapstick / naturally seductive shou]

[Important: None of the CP characters are blood-related or listed on the same household register. The original plotlines in which the crazy guys interfered in the protagonist gong and shou's relationship won't happen, so there are no ethical complications!]

Slapstick craziness, a melodramatic love-triangle showdown

Told entirely in third person

"I'm a Rookie, but a God. You Too?"

Yu Minsheng had diligently served as a minor god for three thousand years, and had finally gotten the chance to ascend to one of the Five Gods' principal seats.

In his excitement, his hand slipped, and he pressed the seat of the God of Misfortune.

Yu Minsheng: Huh? Huh?!

He wept and wailed before the High God, finally managing to secure a chance for himself.

He would be reborn in the human world as an "ordinary person" for one lifetime. He couldn't kill himself, but if he accumulated enough merit, he could return to the Divine Court after death and make his choice again.

Yu Minsheng was reborn with his divine powers intact.

He set his sights on a position as a Celestial Master in the Mystic Arts Association. The job earned plenty of merit and had a high mortality rate.

After getting hired, he discovered that he was invincible...

So he casually picked up a rookie who was sickly and didn't want to live long, either.

You want to die sooner? Great, so do I!

Why don't we team up?

Taking a sickly rookie on missions ought to help us die even faster!

The only thing that bothered Yu Minsheng was that this guy looked a little like his archrival in the Divine Court.

As Yu Minsheng's archrival for three thousand years, Liang Chen would only sneer whenever his nemesis came up. Even mentioning him once more was enough to annoy him.

But after choosing the principal seat of the God of Good Fortune, he learned that the idiot had gotten drunk and picked the seat of the God of Misfortune.

One was lucky, the other unlucky. Their principal seats were destined to be at opposite ends of the world, in the south and the north, and they would hardly ever meet again.

So he pleaded with the High God until he was granted a chance to undergo a trial in the human world. He, too, could return to the Divine Court after death and make his choice again.

He was reborn as an incredibly powerful president of the Mystic Arts Association, fretting over how to die in the line of duty, when he ran into a delicate, gullible fellow who insisted on teaming up with him for missions. Couldn't be better!

What a lucky break!

#The two archrivals gaze into each other's tearful eyes, each thinking: I finally tricked this rookie into joining me, but why does he look so much like my archrival?

#Danger lies ahead, so let's play rock-paper-scissors. Whoever wins goes first.

#The story of how my archrival and I descended to the mortal world but failed to recognize each other.

#The archrivals hold hands, and start acting like dogs the moment they recognize each other

Outwardly serious, secretly flirtatious, and slightly unhinged God of Good Fortune gong VS seemingly frivolous, money-loving, hot-tempered God of Misfortune shou

Theme: Face life with optimism and positivity!