[Detective Conan] I'm Really Just an Ordinary Elementary School Student

[Recommending the premise of "As the Boss of the Black Organization, I Make Rasengans by Hand in the Detective Conan World"]

My name is Uzumaki Niaoren.

That's right, my father is Uzumaki Naruto. As the Hokage, he's usually very busy, and Boruto and Himawari don't like playing with me, their big brother, either (Boruto/Himawari: You're going to play us to death!!!). But I have a secret that nobody knows...

Actually! I'm a reincarnator!!

In my first life, I was a perfectly qualified chuunibyou and anime fan. In my second life, though, I was just... um... a loser with not even a speck of chakra in my body, despite having the same background as the protagonist's little brother...

When I was eighteen, I suddenly sensed chakra. And so... this "loser" spun up a Rasengan and sent myself flying into the Detective Conan world. A flash of white light later, I came crashing down like divine judgment and spun the dying Boss of the Black Organization to death.

And so... this "loser" looked at the computer beside the old crow's corpse...

Me, the Black Organization's new Boss: Ahahahahahaha! Who gave you a bag of rice? (Let the world feel pain!)

That elementary-school detective: Sometimes I really think there's something seriously wrong with him.

That overworked guy who'd already gone gray from having too many undercover agents, and then got stuck with a Boss in the terminal stages of chuunibyou: I'm done! I quit!!

Novel blurb:

As a thoroughly qualified corporate drone, Uesugi Yui was sent to the Detective Conan world by a big truck in the most cliche way possible. She was bound to a forum System that kept stuffing skills into her and shrank her into an elementary school student so she could get close to the main cast. Looking at her packed mission list, Uesugi Yui decided to lie flat and give up.

What cases? The Black Organization? The FBI? The Japanese Public Security Bureau? The elementary-school detective? Nothing can stop her from lying flat!!!!!

As she lazed around, Yui realized something was off.

Every time she appeared in the manga, the forum was flooded with tears, and they insisted on giving her an 800-meter-thick tragic beauty filter. Yui was utterly confused. No, how had a lazy couch potato become someone who betrayed the organization to save the police academy group, got fed APTX 4869, and turned into an elementary school student?! The world's will had forced all that onto her just to fill in the backstory!!

Poor kitty Yui! She just wants to be an ordinary elementary school student!

That elementary-school detective: Hah. You mean an ordinary elementary school student who pins criminals to the ground and beats them up?

Yui: It's their fault! There were so many people, and they just had to use me as a hostage! They even knocked over my little cake!

That elementary-school detective: So the cake is what matters here?!

> The protagonist is just a lazy couch potato. Whenever she actually takes action, it's for one reason: you're getting in the way of her lying flat! (Whispering: or you knocked over her food.)

> The protagonist is at the peak of combat strength. She's pretty smart, but too lazy to use her brain...

> She'll occasionally use her adult form.

> Kick out every character death!!!

> Her identity as the Black Organization's Boss was forced on her by the world's will. The protagonist is purely on the good side, and the Black Organization is completely wiped out.

> I don't want to write a pairing, sob~ Romance is so hard to write, boohoo (T_T)

> The protagonist has a bit of a snarky side.

Theme: Lazy couch potatoes raise the banner of giving up and taking it easy!