The Cheat Mage in the DC Universe

John Constantine, one of the most famous wizards in DC, is famously indiscriminate about who he sleeps with and what he eats. He knows all kinds of strange people and has special relationships with quite a few of them [or things that aren't people].

And if you're unlucky enough to get involved with him, congratulations. Unless you're immortal, he'll probably keep dragging you into trouble forever. After all, he even screws himself over.

And me? Unfortunately, I got hit by a car while saving someone, as dictated by the laws of transmigration. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a strange place. I looked around at the familiar faces: King Shark, Harley Quinn, the Penguin... I [censored] had actually ended up in Arkham. Then I saw myself in the mirror. [Censored] Isn't this Constantine?!!!

Holy crap, King Shark is my ex-[firecracker] boyfriend! Holy crap, how many people have I been involved with?! Joker, stay away from me. Unless you're the Batman Who Laughs, I'm not interested! [Whoever it ends up being, I'll go with the flow. The plot? That's all up in the air. In short, I'll write whatever I feel like.]

Theme: Constantine