The Immortal-Like White Moonlight

The Hongmeng Ancestor had four personal disciples.

Each one was a peerless talent.

Of the four, the only female disciple, Si Wu, was a beautiful, willowy maiden with an immortal's grace.

Her Snowfall Flower-Burial Sword Dance was graceful and flowing, like a moonlit goddess. She was the moonlight in the hearts of all the disciples.

Until one day.

The Immortal Realm held a sect tournament.

All the disciples heard the moonlight's inner voice:

"You fucking moron, keep staring at me and I'll gouge your eyes out!"

"You weakling think you can challenge me? I'll kill your ass in a heartbeat!"

"Damn it! Which bastard stole the Drunken Blossom Wine I hid in the back mountain?"

"It has to be Mei Changxian. That phony acts all righteous, but behind everyone's backs he's always up to petty, thieving shit!"

"..."

That day, the entire sect fell silent.

Senior Brother Mei Changxian: ???

*

Si Wu noticed that lately, her senior brother Mei Changxian had been staring at her with a strange, gloomy look.

She scoffed inwardly. "What are you looking at, stupid dog? I know you're secretly in love with me, but you'll never have me. Give it up!"

Mei Changxian slowly drew a breath.

He was so angry he laughed.

An ethereal immortal (crossed out), a foul-mouthed, fiery-tempered moonlight

Senior Brother Mei Changxian, in the eyes of his fellow disciples: born with a sword bone, a peerless genius, an untouchable flower atop a high peak!

In Si Wu's inner voice: dumbass, stupid dog, hypocrite, wine-stealing thief...

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