After Ling Yue obtained her medical qualification certificate, she joined a large hospital. On her first day at work, she was working as an assistant next to the director. An uncle hurried in: "Doctor, doctor, my gluttonous baby hasn't eaten for two hours. Does he have anorexia?"
Ling Yue slowly put a question mark on her forehead: "What kind of baby is yours???"
Then on her first day of treatment:
——Doctor, I am a vixen, but recently I just want to have pure love.
Director: Endocrine disorder, prescribe two pairs of traditional Chinese medicine. In life, it is recommended to go out more often to see beautiful men and stay home less to watch TV.
——Doctor, I am a loser, but I have been lost recently.
Director: How old are you? Oh, considering Alzheimer's disease at this age, it is recommended to break off a section of the younger generation and take it with you when you go out. By the way, remember to register for the plant department next time.
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Ling Yue felt that she needed to be quiet.
One day when an ancient black dragon walked into her consulting room, Ling Yue was already able to stand alone and asked questions without expression: "Name, age, race, symptoms?"
Black Dragon tilted his head slightly and pondered for a moment: "I do."
Ling Yue: "... Turn left to psychiatry."
The black dragon had just woken up from a 10,000-year slumber and flipped through his social etiquette manual: "I thought you would only ask this when you are on a blind date. But I really do, Doctor Ling."
Ling Yue took a deep breath and silently wrote in the diagnosis column: Estrus disorder, sterilization recommended.
- Overhead modernity, mountain and sea elements, numerous private facilities
-Easy sand sculpture micro group portrait
Purpose: World peace